theo’s mom
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i’m normal levels of everything
every time i watch the vikings play all i can think about is “was the van ginkel there”
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
every time i watch the vikings play all i can think about is “was the van ginkel there”
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Q: what if I need to pass someone?
A: pass them up to the speed limit. if the car is going the speed limit then you don’t need to pass them, because they’re going the speed limit (which is the speed limit)
A: pass them up to the speed limit. if the car is going the speed limit then you don’t need to pass them, because they’re going the speed limit (which is the speed limit)
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Q: what if I need to pass someone?
A: pass them up to the speed limit. if the car is going the speed limit then you don’t need to pass them, because they’re going the speed limit (which is the speed limit)
A: pass them up to the speed limit. if the car is going the speed limit then you don’t need to pass them, because they’re going the speed limit (which is the speed limit)
we gotta ban gambling
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
we gotta ban gambling
we’re all stuck in here
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
we’re all stuck in here
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
what would happen if lsu hired a likable HC again
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
what would happen if lsu hired a likable HC again
look at all those diacritics
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
look at all those diacritics
have you heard that tamu will make it to the sec championship game with a win over texas
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
have you heard that tamu will make it to the sec championship game with a win over texas
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Best day of the year
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Best day of the year
el dallássico. is this anything
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
el dallássico. is this anything
the orange cat bowl
philly and dallas just passing the brain cell back and forth at this point
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
the orange cat bowl
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fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
i dont like the eagles in green they should have to wear teal
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i dont like the eagles in green they should have to wear teal
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Here's how I see it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Here's how I see it.
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You should be allowed to go home from work when the sun goes down on the days when the sun goes down before 5
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You should be allowed to go home from work when the sun goes down on the days when the sun goes down before 5
and that’s why my 700sf one bedroom condo in washington dc cost 40% more than my sister’s 1200sf 3 story detached house in minneapolis minnesota
Right, this is true, but the OVERWHELMING evidence of the past 100 years of American life is that vastly more people want space and a car than a smaller unit and a car-free lifestyle. This is mostly why the suburban share of US population has grown relentlessly for the entire 20th and 21st century
Some people put a premium on space in my experience, others put a premium on not having to have a car and not being isolated out in the suburbs
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
and that’s why my 700sf one bedroom condo in washington dc cost 40% more than my sister’s 1200sf 3 story detached house in minneapolis minnesota
bluesky is gonna make it because media personality intrigue posts are happening over here
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
bluesky is gonna make it because media personality intrigue posts are happening over here
“alex anzalone father of two” man shut up lmao
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“alex anzalone father of two” man shut up lmao
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It is a black mark on my soul that I am spending my one precious life watching this football game because “it’s on I guess”
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It is a black mark on my soul that I am spending my one precious life watching this football game because “it’s on I guess”
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I do not know how to dress for 64 degrees. I get it wrong every single time
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I do not know how to dress for 64 degrees. I get it wrong every single time
darnell washington looks like he is already 40 years old
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
darnell washington looks like he is already 40 years old
GET THE PRESIDENT OFF MY FUCKING TV SCREEN COME ON
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
GET THE PRESIDENT OFF MY FUCKING TV SCREEN COME ON
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
lmao
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
lmao