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Some people think I’m funny but it’s just trauma✨
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Turn the noise down if you can.
Whatever stayed with you today — let it soften a bit.
The music will still be there in the morning.
Night.
Whatever stayed with you today — let it soften a bit.
The music will still be there in the morning.
Night.
December 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Turn the noise down if you can.
Whatever stayed with you today — let it soften a bit.
The music will still be there in the morning.
Night.
Whatever stayed with you today — let it soften a bit.
The music will still be there in the morning.
Night.
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A lot of Europeans and Canadians talking about “why don’t you Americans do something” because this isn’t a movie
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A lot of Europeans and Canadians talking about “why don’t you Americans do something” because this isn’t a movie
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me: *cleaning up after opening presents* whose front teeth are these
December 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
me: *cleaning up after opening presents* whose front teeth are these
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There is nothing more morally bankrupt and intellectually dishonest than pretending that criticism of the state of Israel’s war crimes is actually just antisemitism and yet it’s the only move the dead-end defenders of genocide have left.
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There is nothing more morally bankrupt and intellectually dishonest than pretending that criticism of the state of Israel’s war crimes is actually just antisemitism and yet it’s the only move the dead-end defenders of genocide have left.
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Big day for dads with pocket knives
December 25, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Big day for dads with pocket knives
Cutting up coke looks like it would be such a mindful activity
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Cutting up coke looks like it would be such a mindful activity
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Imagine being so utterly incapable of joy
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Imagine being so utterly incapable of joy
Men really out here be men-ing.
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Men really out here be men-ing.
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it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
December 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control
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Elf is so fucking good. Every. Single. Time.
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Elf is so fucking good. Every. Single. Time.
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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Her husband is a registered sex offender who was recently on house arrest and her brother is doing 25 years for raping a child. She defends and supports them both: www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Her husband is a registered sex offender who was recently on house arrest and her brother is doing 25 years for raping a child. She defends and supports them both: www.bbc.com/news/newsbea...
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Unproblematic queen
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Unproblematic queen
A friend is teaching Andrew how to make a traditional Mexican dish and I am so thankful for it.
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A friend is teaching Andrew how to make a traditional Mexican dish and I am so thankful for it.
I work at a cringe company. I know this. But when they do something extra cringey… it’s very hard to not cringe
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I work at a cringe company. I know this. But when they do something extra cringey… it’s very hard to not cringe
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WaPo covered NSPM-7 ! The dam is breaking
December 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
WaPo covered NSPM-7 ! The dam is breaking
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AOC on a 2028 presidential race against JD Vance: “I would stomp him.”
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
AOC on a 2028 presidential race against JD Vance: “I would stomp him.”
Watching videos of people fucking with AI makes me feel better
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Watching videos of people fucking with AI makes me feel better
The focus mode on the iPhone is getting better and better
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The focus mode on the iPhone is getting better and better
This is… dystopian
Zoe Weissman was 12 when she lived through the Parkland school shooting. At 20, she just went through it again at Brown University.
I’m a Two-Time School-Shooting Survivor
Zoe Weissman was 12 when she lived through the Parkland school shooting. At 20, she just went through it again at Brown University.
www.thecut.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is… dystopian
Me: “I wrote this with AI”
Unsolicited advice: “This has a very was written with AI tone”
wow it’s almost like I wrote it with AI. I wrote an article about how I have implemented AI into my workflows and then I used AI in the way I had highlighted it is effective.
Unsolicited advice: “This has a very was written with AI tone”
wow it’s almost like I wrote it with AI. I wrote an article about how I have implemented AI into my workflows and then I used AI in the way I had highlighted it is effective.
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me: “I wrote this with AI”
Unsolicited advice: “This has a very was written with AI tone”
wow it’s almost like I wrote it with AI. I wrote an article about how I have implemented AI into my workflows and then I used AI in the way I had highlighted it is effective.
Unsolicited advice: “This has a very was written with AI tone”
wow it’s almost like I wrote it with AI. I wrote an article about how I have implemented AI into my workflows and then I used AI in the way I had highlighted it is effective.
The world is insufferable.
December 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The world is insufferable.