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My biggest achievement is giving Ollie Palmer porridge.

Green Party member since December 2025.
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pundits and media this entire season
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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🚨 NEW: Zia Yusuf challenges Zack Polanski to a live debate in Gorton and Denton

“You owe it to the public to engage seriously on the substantive detail of your policy platform”
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Each night I bid my daughters (5 and 8) goodnight with "goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the rats eat the skin off your face". In my mind I'm being a silly "fun dad", but part of me wonders if I might actually be a daft cunt who shouldn't have been allowed to raise children.
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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I bet he’s sweating now.
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Oleksandr Zinchenko has completed a permanent transfer to Ajax.

Wishing you all the best for the future, Zinny ❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Gabriel and Gabriel Martinelli are at the Women's Champions Cup final between Arsenal and Corinthians 👀

Both grew up Corinthians fans, so they get a pass on the half-and-half scarves 😅
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Manchester City, first half of 25-26 PL games
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96

Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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FT Tottenham 2, Man City 2 -- Yep. Absolutely saw this coming an hour ago. So utterly predictable, this sport.
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Huge huge huge weekend
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Thomas Frank is a silver member ❤️🎶
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Every news bulletin atm
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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Phew. Having once got on a hovercraft near a Wimpy, this is a relief
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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you wouldn't download a health care
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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MR LINDT!
Although he is now the human equivalent of a Daim bar... @garybrannan.bsky.social
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. I likes armadillos
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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Arsenal haven’t lost in nearly two full months and 13 unbeaten. Last one was November 6th away to Inter. Just throwing it out there and I know it’s not all perfect so you don’t need to tell me.
January 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Get yourself something nice* for the holidays

*subjective
Poorly Drawn Arsenal
The official shop of Poorly Drawn Arsenal. I have questionable artistic skills and a love of Arsenal. Here is where I combine the two.
shop.poorlydrawnarsenal.com
November 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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Manchester City are the first reigning English top-flight champions to lose five games in a row in all competitions since Chelsea in March 1956.

[Opta]
November 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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👀 First Willy pic on Bluesky!
November 22, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Uhmmm, do NOT search BlueSky for “Gooner”

I’m massively regretting being KeithTheGooner for the past 15 years

Don’t do it

Don’t

I told you not to, you idiot
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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Who has been the most important player to their club in the Premier League this season? 🔝

Bukayo Saka takes top spot, with a 0.76 gap to #AFC's next highest-rated player. 😮‍💨
November 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Tottenham midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur has been banned for seven matches by the FA and handed a £100,000 fine over comments he made about his team-mate Son Heung-min.

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Rodrigo Bentancur given seven-game ban, £100,000 fine for Son Heung-min comments
Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur has been banned for seven matches by the Football Association (FA) and handed a £100,000 fine over comments he made about his team-mate Son Heung-min. Be...
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November 18, 2024 at 11:29 AM