Ivan 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
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My biggest achievement is giving Ollie Palmer porridge.
Green Party member since December 2025.
Green Party member since December 2025.
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pundits and media this entire season
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
pundits and media this entire season
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🚨 NEW: Zia Yusuf challenges Zack Polanski to a live debate in Gorton and Denton
“You owe it to the public to engage seriously on the substantive detail of your policy platform”
“You owe it to the public to engage seriously on the substantive detail of your policy platform”
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
🚨 NEW: Zia Yusuf challenges Zack Polanski to a live debate in Gorton and Denton
“You owe it to the public to engage seriously on the substantive detail of your policy platform”
“You owe it to the public to engage seriously on the substantive detail of your policy platform”
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Each night I bid my daughters (5 and 8) goodnight with "goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the rats eat the skin off your face". In my mind I'm being a silly "fun dad", but part of me wonders if I might actually be a daft cunt who shouldn't have been allowed to raise children.
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Each night I bid my daughters (5 and 8) goodnight with "goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the rats eat the skin off your face". In my mind I'm being a silly "fun dad", but part of me wonders if I might actually be a daft cunt who shouldn't have been allowed to raise children.
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I bet he’s sweating now.
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I bet he’s sweating now.
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Oleksandr Zinchenko has completed a permanent transfer to Ajax.
Wishing you all the best for the future, Zinny ❤️
Wishing you all the best for the future, Zinny ❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Oleksandr Zinchenko has completed a permanent transfer to Ajax.
Wishing you all the best for the future, Zinny ❤️
Wishing you all the best for the future, Zinny ❤️
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Gabriel and Gabriel Martinelli are at the Women's Champions Cup final between Arsenal and Corinthians 👀
Both grew up Corinthians fans, so they get a pass on the half-and-half scarves 😅
Both grew up Corinthians fans, so they get a pass on the half-and-half scarves 😅
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Gabriel and Gabriel Martinelli are at the Women's Champions Cup final between Arsenal and Corinthians 👀
Both grew up Corinthians fans, so they get a pass on the half-and-half scarves 😅
Both grew up Corinthians fans, so they get a pass on the half-and-half scarves 😅
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I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.
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Manchester City, first half of 25-26 PL games
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96
Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96
Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Manchester City, first half of 25-26 PL games
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96
Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
Goals for: 27
Goals against: 6
Expected goal difference: 15.96
Manchester City, second half of 25-26 PL games (70 mins through Spurs game)
Goals for: 22
Goals against: 16
Expected goal difference: -0.19
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FT Tottenham 2, Man City 2 -- Yep. Absolutely saw this coming an hour ago. So utterly predictable, this sport.
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
FT Tottenham 2, Man City 2 -- Yep. Absolutely saw this coming an hour ago. So utterly predictable, this sport.
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Huge huge huge weekend
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Huge huge huge weekend
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Thomas Frank is a silver member ❤️🎶
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Thomas Frank is a silver member ❤️🎶
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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Every news bulletin atm
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Every news bulletin atm
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Phew. Having once got on a hovercraft near a Wimpy, this is a relief
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Phew. Having once got on a hovercraft near a Wimpy, this is a relief
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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you wouldn't download a health care
January 31, 2026 at 7:17 PM
you wouldn't download a health care
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MR LINDT!
Although he is now the human equivalent of a Daim bar... @garybrannan.bsky.social
Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside. I likes armadillos
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 PM
MR LINDT!
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Arsenal haven’t lost in nearly two full months and 13 unbeaten. Last one was November 6th away to Inter. Just throwing it out there and I know it’s not all perfect so you don’t need to tell me.
January 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Arsenal haven’t lost in nearly two full months and 13 unbeaten. Last one was November 6th away to Inter. Just throwing it out there and I know it’s not all perfect so you don’t need to tell me.
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Get yourself something nice* for the holidays
*subjective
*subjective
Poorly Drawn Arsenal
The official shop of Poorly Drawn Arsenal. I have questionable artistic skills and a love of Arsenal. Here is where I combine the two.
shop.poorlydrawnarsenal.com
November 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Get yourself something nice* for the holidays
*subjective
*subjective
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Manchester City are the first reigning English top-flight champions to lose five games in a row in all competitions since Chelsea in March 1956.
[Opta]
[Opta]
November 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Manchester City are the first reigning English top-flight champions to lose five games in a row in all competitions since Chelsea in March 1956.
[Opta]
[Opta]
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👀 First Willy pic on Bluesky!
November 22, 2024 at 3:51 PM
👀 First Willy pic on Bluesky!
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Uhmmm, do NOT search BlueSky for “Gooner”
I’m massively regretting being KeithTheGooner for the past 15 years
Don’t do it
Don’t
I told you not to, you idiot
I’m massively regretting being KeithTheGooner for the past 15 years
Don’t do it
Don’t
I told you not to, you idiot
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Uhmmm, do NOT search BlueSky for “Gooner”
I’m massively regretting being KeithTheGooner for the past 15 years
Don’t do it
Don’t
I told you not to, you idiot
I’m massively regretting being KeithTheGooner for the past 15 years
Don’t do it
Don’t
I told you not to, you idiot
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Who has been the most important player to their club in the Premier League this season? 🔝
Bukayo Saka takes top spot, with a 0.76 gap to #AFC's next highest-rated player. 😮💨
Bukayo Saka takes top spot, with a 0.76 gap to #AFC's next highest-rated player. 😮💨
November 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Who has been the most important player to their club in the Premier League this season? 🔝
Bukayo Saka takes top spot, with a 0.76 gap to #AFC's next highest-rated player. 😮💨
Bukayo Saka takes top spot, with a 0.76 gap to #AFC's next highest-rated player. 😮💨
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Tottenham midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur has been banned for seven matches by the FA and handed a £100,000 fine over comments he made about his team-mate Son Heung-min.
@jaydmharris.bsky.social
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Rodrigo Bentancur given seven-game ban, £100,000 fine for Son Heung-min comments
Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur has been banned for seven matches by the Football Association (FA) and handed a £100,000 fine over comments he made about his team-mate Son Heung-min.
Be...
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November 18, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Tottenham midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur has been banned for seven matches by the FA and handed a £100,000 fine over comments he made about his team-mate Son Heung-min.
@jaydmharris.bsky.social
@jaydmharris.bsky.social