Humblebrag
This person, my son, earned a Pulitzer Prize. If he gave it to me, it would still be his. I am a rational person who fully realizes that i did not earn a Pulitzer Prize.
( of course i wouldn’t accept it)
( of course i wouldn’t accept it)
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Humblebrag
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You probably didn't know that you need to see this video tonight, but you do.
youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...
youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...
Willie Nelson & Richard Pryor | Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain | Pryor's Place | 1984
YouTube video by Official Richard Pryor
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
You probably didn't know that you need to see this video tonight, but you do.
youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...
youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...
The most decent member of ICE is the worst piece of shit you can remember meeting.
Imagine what the other the tens of thousands are gonna be like.
Imagine what the other the tens of thousands are gonna be like.
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The most decent member of ICE is the worst piece of shit you can remember meeting.
Imagine what the other the tens of thousands are gonna be like.
Imagine what the other the tens of thousands are gonna be like.
‘You gave that prick an army? Are ya *mad*?’
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
‘You gave that prick an army? Are ya *mad*?’
@andrewhickey.500songs.com Sticking the Jimmy Cliff ep on in the kitchen as I make the kids’ tea has helped a tired man get into an end of term state of mind. Thank you.
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@andrewhickey.500songs.com Sticking the Jimmy Cliff ep on in the kitchen as I make the kids’ tea has helped a tired man get into an end of term state of mind. Thank you.
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Words DO MATTER.
This is deeply moving.
This is deeply moving.
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Words DO MATTER.
This is deeply moving.
This is deeply moving.
Just stoopid.
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just stoopid.
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I posted on Facebook about my daughter dragging me to the mall two days ago. Look what Google's AI turned the post into for click bait.
WTF is happening to the Internet, man? Seriously. And my post had NOTHING to do with my disability (I'm also NOT a "lower limb amputee).
WTF is happening to the Internet, man? Seriously. And my post had NOTHING to do with my disability (I'm also NOT a "lower limb amputee).
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I posted on Facebook about my daughter dragging me to the mall two days ago. Look what Google's AI turned the post into for click bait.
WTF is happening to the Internet, man? Seriously. And my post had NOTHING to do with my disability (I'm also NOT a "lower limb amputee).
WTF is happening to the Internet, man? Seriously. And my post had NOTHING to do with my disability (I'm also NOT a "lower limb amputee).
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Every time someone mentions them I have to go and read this comic again.
theoatmeal.com/comics/manti...
theoatmeal.com/comics/manti...
Why the mantis shrimp is my new favorite animal - The Oatmeal
A comic about a glorious undersea creature.
theoatmeal.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every time someone mentions them I have to go and read this comic again.
theoatmeal.com/comics/manti...
theoatmeal.com/comics/manti...
And remember, the Stooges’ I Wanna Be Your Dog is a Christmas song.
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And remember, the Stooges’ I Wanna Be Your Dog is a Christmas song.
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To add to this, it’s interesting how the 15 yr old boys are not appropriate partners for 15 yr old girls. As someone who was a 15 yr old girl, it’s very flattering to have attention from adult men, right up to the point where you realize you want to say no.
People are making their jokes but this is white Christian culture writ large. Women, girls alike are raised to understand that men goes after young girls because its their sex that makes them virtuous and their pursuit is just a natural thing that happens. Boys will be boys, men will be men etc.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
To add to this, it’s interesting how the 15 yr old boys are not appropriate partners for 15 yr old girls. As someone who was a 15 yr old girl, it’s very flattering to have attention from adult men, right up to the point where you realize you want to say no.
A Temptations cover but Ain’t Too Proud to Peg.
Is that something?
Is that something?
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
A Temptations cover but Ain’t Too Proud to Peg.
Is that something?
Is that something?
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No wonder they’re never bloody open these days 🙄
This'll cheer Sarah Pochin up.
(Source: observer.co.uk/news/columni...)
(Source: observer.co.uk/news/columni...)
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No wonder they’re never bloody open these days 🙄
I do like how American names can be just anything.
I refuse to believe this is a real name
US Politics is full of people like that. Here’s the state treasurer of Alabama.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_B...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_B...
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I do like how American names can be just anything.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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not to repeat the obvious but: if they are doing this to one of the most famous Western activists alive, imagine what they are doing to the people whose names we will never know
Greta is an immensely impressive human being and despite her well-intentioned downplaying of her experience what she endured was torture. www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”
– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar
www.aftonbladet.se
October 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
not to repeat the obvious but: if they are doing this to one of the most famous Western activists alive, imagine what they are doing to the people whose names we will never know
This is so sad. What a mighty talent. RIP. youtu.be/ISCFeQ7963A?...
D'Angelo and The Vanguard - Back to the Future (Part I) (Audio)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is so sad. What a mighty talent. RIP. youtu.be/ISCFeQ7963A?...
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3 classic albums. No skips. Love songs. Liberation songs. Sensual songs. Fun songs. Black ass music. 51 is too young. D'Angelo can't be gone.
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
3 classic albums. No skips. Love songs. Liberation songs. Sensual songs. Fun songs. Black ass music. 51 is too young. D'Angelo can't be gone.
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Heartbreaking: Neo-soul legends Angie Stone and D’Angelo both passed away in 2025, just 7 months apart. Stone died in March at 63. D’Angelo died today at 51. They shared a son together. An entire generation’s soundtrack, gone. Rest in power to both 🕊️💔
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Heartbreaking: Neo-soul legends Angie Stone and D’Angelo both passed away in 2025, just 7 months apart. Stone died in March at 63. D’Angelo died today at 51. They shared a son together. An entire generation’s soundtrack, gone. Rest in power to both 🕊️💔
Funny thing, ending on a Monday. I’m sure it was a choice.
From someone who has listened to every single episode (few voices I’ve listened to more) bless you and thank you, Marc Maron. #wtf
From someone who has listened to every single episode (few voices I’ve listened to more) bless you and thank you, Marc Maron. #wtf
October 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Funny thing, ending on a Monday. I’m sure it was a choice.
From someone who has listened to every single episode (few voices I’ve listened to more) bless you and thank you, Marc Maron. #wtf
From someone who has listened to every single episode (few voices I’ve listened to more) bless you and thank you, Marc Maron. #wtf
I said beat it, kid!
People don't tell people to scram enough these days
October 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I said beat it, kid!
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The conversation between Klein and Coates showed me that a lot of people who screech about “infighting” on the left aren’t aware of the fact that marginalized people have been forced to learn how to regulate their emotions during conflict, and so, are better able to hear what’s actually being said.
October 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The conversation between Klein and Coates showed me that a lot of people who screech about “infighting” on the left aren’t aware of the fact that marginalized people have been forced to learn how to regulate their emotions during conflict, and so, are better able to hear what’s actually being said.
In the plus column for communism, you could mandate a single brand of Tupperware-style boxes so the lid would always fit.
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In the plus column for communism, you could mandate a single brand of Tupperware-style boxes so the lid would always fit.
All the percent
Jesus what a sweaty comeback, Elon-coded
Mocking hen like this is totally the way to go. Calling them fascists and monsters makes them happy. Calling them weird will always make them upset. Question their manhood and mock them for being shitty fathers. This stuff. Trust me. It will get to them.
September 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
All the percent