Biff
Speedy
Jennifer
Acceptable names for a cat:
Mork
Potato
Arturo Perez-Reverte
Acceptable names for a horse:
Pulchritude
The Securities and Exchange Commission
A Single Man in Possession of a Good Fortune
Biff
Speedy
Jennifer
Acceptable names for a cat:
Mork
Potato
Arturo Perez-Reverte
Acceptable names for a horse:
Pulchritude
The Securities and Exchange Commission
A Single Man in Possession of a Good Fortune
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
“Daisy is getting her hair cut”
“No, daddy, Polly is getting her hair cut”
I said, oh yeah, you’re right, I got their names mixed up.
30 seconds later, I heard her say to herself, “I loved it when I was right”
“Daisy is getting her hair cut”
“No, daddy, Polly is getting her hair cut”
I said, oh yeah, you’re right, I got their names mixed up.
30 seconds later, I heard her say to herself, “I loved it when I was right”