@schoonersize.bsky.social
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The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum. As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
November 27, 2023 at 1:17 PM
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Happy Boxing Day, everyone!
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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The tyme bitwene the wyntere holidayes and the new yeare. The tyme of disorganizacioun. The tyme outsyde of tyme.
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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"Feliz Navidad": Proof if you write a song with two absolutely irresistible choruses you can pretty much call it a day at that
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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A funny thing about Jersey Italian and suburban Chicago Italian is that our families come from mostly the same places in Italy, so we sound the same. I'll share this explanation before I head to da Jewel's.

www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how...
December 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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hey spain, what?
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Hasan is so close to making rent this month. Please help if you can.
Dear friends, I never imagined I would reach this level of pressure…😓🥹
We’re now only £224 short of completing this month’s rent.

Please help me secure the place that protects my family —
so their tomorrow can be a little less frightening, and a little more peaceful. Thank you.🧡
December 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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this has killed me. dua lupa is completely OzLit-pilled. she's texting katy perry about Cloudstreet's depiction of Aussie suburban life. her next album is just titled "ALIBRANDI"
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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this whips: when Dua Lipa asked Helen Garner to do an interview for her book club, the Australian literary icon had to ask her grandsons who the pop star was.

"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."

www.crikey.com.au/20...
Dua Lipa asked Helen Garner for an interview. The famous author asked her grandsons who she was
The Australian literary icon told Crikey, 'The younger one shouted, "What the actual FUCK?" and rushed out to tell his girlfriend.'
www.crikey.com.au
July 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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even if you don't know what this story was about, you gotta imagine it's a bad sign when you have to explain a "controversial Belfast event"

(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
July 31, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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time for my new favorite tumblr post
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Kobaton looks on as Kapal enjoys a drink.
May 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Needed to show a QR code at the post office to send a return but because this was the last saved image on my phone this is what I showed them
March 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…
March 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
March 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Don't worry, everyone. I've come up with a solution...
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵
February 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM