Paul Boyne
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I enjoy the films of the cinema.
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She ducked and they shot each other
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
She ducked and they shot each other
His name is Magyar?
💥Dramatic turn in Hungary’s election race: Orbán rival Péter Magyar says that in 2024 his ex-girlfriend set a honey trap to secretly record them having sex—footage he claims Orbán’s camp plans to publish to ruin and blackmail him.
Magyar currently holds a big lead in the polls. Election in 59 days.
Magyar currently holds a big lead in the polls. Election in 59 days.
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
His name is Magyar?
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sorry everyone, it was my first day running the big industrial fan outside congress. i read the "wind up" button on the controls as "wind up (point upward)" instead of "wind up (spin faster)". i don't want my mistake to distract from this very important message.
Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks.
Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.
Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
sorry everyone, it was my first day running the big industrial fan outside congress. i read the "wind up" button on the controls as "wind up (point upward)" instead of "wind up (spin faster)". i don't want my mistake to distract from this very important message.
Like, recently?
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Like, recently?
Not just a void, a void of nothingness. Extra voidy
don’t bullshit me if they described a movie from Neon like this you’d be first in line
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Not just a void, a void of nothingness. Extra voidy
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she can also box tbh. blocking hand up, punching hand square and level. dude is lucky her people got him away from that overhand right
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
she can also box tbh. blocking hand up, punching hand square and level. dude is lucky her people got him away from that overhand right
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STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
BAYLESS [nods]
You KNOW I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed.
BAYLESS: Absolutely.
STEPHEN A: BUT!
BAYLESS [nods]
You KNOW I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed.
BAYLESS: Absolutely.
STEPHEN A: BUT!
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
BAYLESS [nods]
You KNOW I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed.
BAYLESS: Absolutely.
STEPHEN A: BUT!
BAYLESS [nods]
You KNOW I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed.
BAYLESS: Absolutely.
STEPHEN A: BUT!
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all-time funniest "the two genders" just dropped
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 PM
all-time funniest "the two genders" just dropped
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Damn, never have heroes
Crypto lobbyist and former senator Kyrsten Sinema has been sued for having affair with her ex-bodyguard. She also allegedly encouraged him to take the psychedelic drug MDMA on a Senate work trip so she could guide him through it.
Kyrsten Sinema Accused of Having Affair With Ex-Bodyguard
Crypto lobbyist and former senator Kyrsten Sinema has been sued for having affair with her ex-bodyguard. She also allegedly encouraged him to take the psychedelic drug MDMA on a Senate work trip so she could guide him through it.
nymag.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Damn, never have heroes
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Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
August 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Not sure about the tie-breaking rules here. I saw the same number of films directed by Shashi’s brother Raj.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Not sure about the tie-breaking rules here. I saw the same number of films directed by Shashi’s brother Raj.
TIME 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 WASTE 👏 OF 👏 LIFE 👏
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
TIME 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 WASTE 👏 OF 👏 LIFE 👏
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Jazz will be replaced by Buzz
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Jazz will be replaced by Buzz
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I evaporated Australia to make you smile and this is how you repay me? under my own roof??
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I evaporated Australia to make you smile and this is how you repay me? under my own roof??
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maybe not but I bet you he would pretend to feel guilty over it in order to emotionally manipulate his daughter
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
maybe not but I bet you he would pretend to feel guilty over it in order to emotionally manipulate his daughter
I like the sound of “Fuckin Bucklebury Ferry,” but I don’t see Merry being the one character to use the word
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I like the sound of “Fuckin Bucklebury Ferry,” but I don’t see Merry being the one character to use the word
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An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
Still cool how it’s just impossible to stop him from doing any of this
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Still cool how it’s just impossible to stop him from doing any of this
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i am begging you to stop posting the screenshot of it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i am begging you to stop posting the screenshot of it.
LET THE CORPSES TAN @ Alamo Drafthouse in Denver. The kind of movie where theater-quality *sound* is hugely important.
Guy in audience mimicking the way the lawyer says “Mr. Cogburn” in TRUE GRIT.
I threw up the first time I saw AVATAR, but I had a migraine and can’t reasonably blame Jim Cameron.
Guy in audience mimicking the way the lawyer says “Mr. Cogburn” in TRUE GRIT.
I threw up the first time I saw AVATAR, but I had a migraine and can’t reasonably blame Jim Cameron.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
LET THE CORPSES TAN @ Alamo Drafthouse in Denver. The kind of movie where theater-quality *sound* is hugely important.
Guy in audience mimicking the way the lawyer says “Mr. Cogburn” in TRUE GRIT.
I threw up the first time I saw AVATAR, but I had a migraine and can’t reasonably blame Jim Cameron.
Guy in audience mimicking the way the lawyer says “Mr. Cogburn” in TRUE GRIT.
I threw up the first time I saw AVATAR, but I had a migraine and can’t reasonably blame Jim Cameron.
I’m enjoying the roasts of QT for running his mouth as much as anyone, but, well, yeah, this was *the* way to sell a non-martial arts Hong Kong film to American audiences in the nineties. How else was it supposed to look?
this is a tangent to that but look at the copy of chungking express i had on tape. ol boy said i know what we need to do for my edition of this one of the best and most beautiful movies, stick my mr potato head with the little beady raisin eyes up in the corner looking like muppet baby rondo hatton
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m enjoying the roasts of QT for running his mouth as much as anyone, but, well, yeah, this was *the* way to sell a non-martial arts Hong Kong film to American audiences in the nineties. How else was it supposed to look?
I completely forgot to post that I watched 56 Up (2012) at the end of November, maintaining my every-seven-months pace. Each installment presents a bigger sandbox for the editor, and Kim Horton does some great work with this one.
It’s time for 49 Up (2005), the first installment of the widescreen TV era.
I’m watching the second part of 42 Up tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I completely forgot to post that I watched 56 Up (2012) at the end of November, maintaining my every-seven-months pace. Each installment presents a bigger sandbox for the editor, and Kim Horton does some great work with this one.
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground