Scott H
@scotticus.bsky.social
librarian, RPGs, video games, board games. He/him
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In 2026 I resolve to spend more time waiting for 2FA codes and typing them into the same four websites I visit every day from my 10-year-old computer at my IP address that hasn't changed in twice that long.
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
In 2026 I resolve to spend more time waiting for 2FA codes and typing them into the same four websites I visit every day from my 10-year-old computer at my IP address that hasn't changed in twice that long.
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There will be a Kickstarter project this year whose selling point is "Expedition 33 for 5E". It will make $10 million. Nobody will ever play it.
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
There will be a Kickstarter project this year whose selling point is "Expedition 33 for 5E". It will make $10 million. Nobody will ever play it.
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The average professional artist (and I’m talking getting paid literally anything for their art) has a skill set that is rarer, harder to do, and that takes longer to master than any middle management type you’ve ever met, but those do-nothing dipshits can make six figures with no one getting upset.
"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The average professional artist (and I’m talking getting paid literally anything for their art) has a skill set that is rarer, harder to do, and that takes longer to master than any middle management type you’ve ever met, but those do-nothing dipshits can make six figures with no one getting upset.
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Inspired by this skeet, I've made a definitive tier list of Fire Emblem: Three Houses playable characters by how severe their nicotine addiction is
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Inspired by this skeet, I've made a definitive tier list of Fire Emblem: Three Houses playable characters by how severe their nicotine addiction is
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Tom Bombadil: God of Theater Kids
May 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tom Bombadil: God of Theater Kids
One of my favorite things done on Bluesky by anyone. Jadzia also writes great comics.
My favorite thing I did on Bluesky has to be THE LORD OF THE RINGS threads.
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING:
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING:
Making my way through LORD OF THE RINGS for the first time and I will admit to being charmed by how Tolkien goes out of his way to explain why the hobbits have tobacco but says nothing about why there's fireworks but no cannons.
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
One of my favorite things done on Bluesky by anyone. Jadzia also writes great comics.
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In case you needed to see a cat in a beret
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In case you needed to see a cat in a beret
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Spent too much time on this
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Spent too much time on this
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Also, yesterday while playing Marvel Vs Capcom 2 with the twins
Twin A: who is cable?
Twin 1: yeah what’s his deal?
Me: long story short he’s cyclops large kid sent to the future but back in the present. Long story we ain’t got time for this
Twin A: who is cable?
Twin 1: yeah what’s his deal?
Me: long story short he’s cyclops large kid sent to the future but back in the present. Long story we ain’t got time for this
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Also, yesterday while playing Marvel Vs Capcom 2 with the twins
Twin A: who is cable?
Twin 1: yeah what’s his deal?
Me: long story short he’s cyclops large kid sent to the future but back in the present. Long story we ain’t got time for this
Twin A: who is cable?
Twin 1: yeah what’s his deal?
Me: long story short he’s cyclops large kid sent to the future but back in the present. Long story we ain’t got time for this
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
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New comic. Merry Christmas! 💚🌟❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
New comic. Merry Christmas! 💚🌟❤️
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The protagonist of Batman Returns is Catwoman, a put-upon working woman who is on a noble quest to kill her boss, Shrek
We stan an unproblematic queen
We stan an unproblematic queen
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The protagonist of Batman Returns is Catwoman, a put-upon working woman who is on a noble quest to kill her boss, Shrek
We stan an unproblematic queen
We stan an unproblematic queen
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I actually haven’t heard of elf on a shelf you presumptuous bitch
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I actually haven’t heard of elf on a shelf you presumptuous bitch
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This loser mentality of not having any party-wide red-lined standards for supporting candidates is how you end up with all the scumbag Manchins, Sinemas, Fettermen, and Cuellars fucking decent people over and making people hate your do nothing collaborating party.
www.advocate.com/politics/sar...
Reminder that Pelosi intervened to defend Cuellar when democrats wanted to oust him over his anti-choice positions.
Reminder that Pelosi intervened to defend Cuellar when democrats wanted to oust him over his anti-choice positions.
Sarah McBride knew some Democrats would betray trans people, so she lobbied Republicans
Sarah McBride successfully lobbied a handful of Republicans to vote against a ban on gender-affirming care for youth.
www.advocate.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This loser mentality of not having any party-wide red-lined standards for supporting candidates is how you end up with all the scumbag Manchins, Sinemas, Fettermen, and Cuellars fucking decent people over and making people hate your do nothing collaborating party.
They just put like Voltron and Robotech and G-Force on the TV. I didn't know any better!
(and deeply into the Rankin-Bass Hobbit and Return of the King, so I was into Studio Ghibli before it was cool... and before it was Studio Ghibli)
(and deeply into the Rankin-Bass Hobbit and Return of the King, so I was into Studio Ghibli before it was cool... and before it was Studio Ghibli)
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
They just put like Voltron and Robotech and G-Force on the TV. I didn't know any better!
(and deeply into the Rankin-Bass Hobbit and Return of the King, so I was into Studio Ghibli before it was cool... and before it was Studio Ghibli)
(and deeply into the Rankin-Bass Hobbit and Return of the King, so I was into Studio Ghibli before it was cool... and before it was Studio Ghibli)
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Woke up from a dead sleep to tell you this: Jurassic Park YA romance graphic novel, Laura Dern Keeps Breaking Up With Me
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Woke up from a dead sleep to tell you this: Jurassic Park YA romance graphic novel, Laura Dern Keeps Breaking Up With Me
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
See RIP Rob Reiner in a tiktok, figure, yeah, tragic, but he's getting up in years.
Then read about what happened and holy shit!
So many great films, with the Princess Bride a favorite. And even recently, enjoyed him showing up on The Bear.
Then read about what happened and holy shit!
So many great films, with the Princess Bride a favorite. And even recently, enjoyed him showing up on The Bear.
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
See RIP Rob Reiner in a tiktok, figure, yeah, tragic, but he's getting up in years.
Then read about what happened and holy shit!
So many great films, with the Princess Bride a favorite. And even recently, enjoyed him showing up on The Bear.
Then read about what happened and holy shit!
So many great films, with the Princess Bride a favorite. And even recently, enjoyed him showing up on The Bear.
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Hey sorry, I can't come in for my shift today, there were some omens. Yeah, like signs and portents. What? Of course they were fell, I wouldn't be calling out otherwise.
December 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hey sorry, I can't come in for my shift today, there were some omens. Yeah, like signs and portents. What? Of course they were fell, I wouldn't be calling out otherwise.
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this would prob work on me too
If you want kids to read your comic book, consider giving a cross section view of the bad guy lair
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
this would prob work on me too
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233. Hire Grant Morrison to write a new series of Hostess Fruit Pie comic ads
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
233. Hire Grant Morrison to write a new series of Hostess Fruit Pie comic ads
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D&D was founded by barely socially functioning wargamers, adopted by society's outcast teenagers, molded by frustrated fantasy writers, and visualized by marginalized artists.
"theater kids colonized the hobby"
friendo, you have so little idea of what you're talking about, you're speaking pakled
"theater kids colonized the hobby"
friendo, you have so little idea of what you're talking about, you're speaking pakled
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
D&D was founded by barely socially functioning wargamers, adopted by society's outcast teenagers, molded by frustrated fantasy writers, and visualized by marginalized artists.
"theater kids colonized the hobby"
friendo, you have so little idea of what you're talking about, you're speaking pakled
"theater kids colonized the hobby"
friendo, you have so little idea of what you're talking about, you're speaking pakled