Birthday Boy Stab Man
@scottytres.bsky.social
Living at the top when you’re at the fucking bottom.
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it's the most wonderful* time of the year
*likely to see an explainer about how to turn on the "sadder, more mature" cut of A Muppet Christmas Carol
*likely to see an explainer about how to turn on the "sadder, more mature" cut of A Muppet Christmas Carol
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
it's the most wonderful* time of the year
*likely to see an explainer about how to turn on the "sadder, more mature" cut of A Muppet Christmas Carol
*likely to see an explainer about how to turn on the "sadder, more mature" cut of A Muppet Christmas Carol
Adding Nirvana The Band The Show to the list of Media You All Need To Stop Trying To Get Me To Consume right alongside Smiling Friends, Nathan For You, and Steely Dan.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Adding Nirvana The Band The Show to the list of Media You All Need To Stop Trying To Get Me To Consume right alongside Smiling Friends, Nathan For You, and Steely Dan.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Changing my lock screen to Deli Meats and barking at my phone all day
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Changing my lock screen to Deli Meats and barking at my phone all day
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Just ate birria ramen so good I feel like I could punch God
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Just ate birria ramen so good I feel like I could punch God
“Make those profits. Die alone. See your grave from 40 years from now.” has been burned into the frontal lobe of my brain for a whole decade now
Happy 10 year anniversary to one of the funniest moments in frotcast history
Thank you @mattlieb.bsky.social and @vincemancini.bsky.social for this
Thank you @mattlieb.bsky.social and @vincemancini.bsky.social for this
Matt Lieb Improvises "Corporate Birthday" On The FilmDrunk Frotcast
YouTube video by Vince Mancini
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November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“Make those profits. Die alone. See your grave from 40 years from now.” has been burned into the frontal lobe of my brain for a whole decade now
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
Chuck Schumer a bitch
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Chuck Schumer a bitch
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frankly Jennifer Garner what is in my wallet is none of your business
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
frankly Jennifer Garner what is in my wallet is none of your business
Cheney died, Mamdani won, Death Grips are recording, and now Pelosi is fucking off.
I forgot what hope felt like…
I forgot what hope felt like…
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Cheney died, Mamdani won, Death Grips are recording, and now Pelosi is fucking off.
I forgot what hope felt like…
I forgot what hope felt like…
DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE
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Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
FUCK YEAH THIS RULES
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
FUCK YEAH THIS RULES
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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We love to see it, don't we folks?
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We love to see it, don't we folks?
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
REST IN PISS BOZOOOOOOO
JUST IN: Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice presidents in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dead at 84
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice president in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
REST IN PISS BOZOOOOOOO
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a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM