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millennial crisis express
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happy skynet becomes self aware day to all who celebrate
Aug 29th 1997 - Skynet become self aware.

📽️📅 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
August 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This just in: VICIOUS CARNIVORE ATTEMPTS TO DEVOUR HUMAN FLESH
August 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This is how I know I’m really American [negative connotation] cuz I can’t stop laughing at every part of this
August 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Hard to argue with his dad at this point.
August 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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May 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Can’t wait to become president so I can enact 666% tariffs on Fox News
May 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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look if we can’t have Pope Pizzaballa I guess Pope Bob will have to do
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Millions of bots defending his tariffs yelling “it’s chess not checkers!” Ok buddy.
April 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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His five or six bankruptcies prepared him for this moment.
April 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Mood for the past weeks
April 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I strongly doubt the rest of the planet's 7 billion citizens are going to tolerate allowing one insane grandpa to do this to all of them for much longer.
April 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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I don't want to hear shit about "fiscal responsibility" ever the fuck again.
April 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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This continues to be the biggest story in the country: DOGE has already squandered half a trillion dollars in 6 weeks. Not billion. half a trillion, $500 billion talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/irs-p...
IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA
The Post reports today that the IRS’ internal projections estimate that the...
talkingpointsmemo.com
March 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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“I’ve had dreams and I've had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams.” - Jonas Salk

#codycares #birds #mentalhealth
March 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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America is like what if all the bad kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory grew up and formed a political party then that party ended up controlling all 3 branches of government
February 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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STOP THE PRESSES! I don’t have breaking news or anything. I just can’t handle anymore.
February 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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if u can't climb the pole, take it with you
February 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM