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From the typos of my thumbs, oh Lard, deliver us.
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scrmnviking.bsky.social
As much as I hate AI, at least it keeps "lose" and "loose" straight.
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
Some #writingAdvice of #questionableTaste from my subconscious today:

"It doesn't matter if it's shit. In fact, it's better if it is. The expulsion of that mental constipation is expressing the impacted anal glands of your mind."

#scatalogical #weirdo
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
Been taking a break from news b/c even my Feel Good newsletter has gems like " 200 cubic meter, 114 tonne wet-wipe island has been cleared from the Thames". Which in good news is akin to "the pack of rabid bears is no longer downtown" or "the 10k strong zombie horde is now fully contained".
September 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
New "I'm not getting involved" dropped:

Not my typeface
Not my kerning
August 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
The revolution is near
when you can't afford the rights
to sing the songs of
rebellion
July 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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murshedz.bsky.social
This is art. 🤗
Sharing an excerpt of facebook screenshot of Amanda Gailey: As someone who uses Signal every day, I need to explain how totally committed to being an absolute dumbass multiple people had to be in order for this security leak to happen. Okay, so in Signal if you want to talk to multiple people you have to create a group and give it a name, for example "JD Vance Humps His Couch." You then add people from your contacts to the group. If you are a competent user of Signal, you can then restrict the permissions so that only designated admins can add people. If you are an absolute dipshit whose only job qualification is pwning the libs on Twitter, you would create a group about war plans and not know about or activate this functionality. If you are in a group and are allowed to add members, either because you are an admin or because the admin was raised on lead paint milkshakes, you then must do the following to add someone: Click on "JD Vance Humps His Couch" Scroll down to "Add Members." Select one or more people from your phone's contact list. Click "Update" Confirm that yes, you want to add that member. This is impossible to do accidentally. Then, once you have gone through the multi-step process of adding a member, an announcement appears on the screen for literally everyone in the group to see: "JD Vance Has Added Chairry to the Group." This sentence is a line in a single-stream text thread and if anyone is reading their messages they cannot miss it. (If they are not reading their messages, one might wonder why they have been included on the chat to begin with.) At this point, anyone can say in the chat or privately, Hey JD, why are you adding the bedroom-eyed plush chair from Pee-Wee's Playhouse to our chat about your upholstery problem? Yet nobody in the war bro chat said a thing about the new member added to the group.
March 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
Happy American Excuse to Drink Day (Irish variant)!
March 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
When the emperors subdue the masses with bread and circuses, what guilt and blame is justified for the bakers and clowns?

Totally unrelated, my job in reality tv has me down today...
March 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
I have learned enough Español that I can make dad jokes now!

What do you call questionable bacon?

¡Por qué pig!

#dad_jokes #beginner_Spanish
February 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
Trader Joe's Tangerine Probiotic Sparkling Beverage
+
Mio Energy Wicked Blue Citrus water enhancer
=
Pretty damn close to Mountain Dew

A PSA to create or avoid.
February 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
It is, sadly, that time of year again. 🎄👠👠

youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY?...
Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes
YouTube video by billybobjomes
youtu.be
December 16, 2024 at 2:53 AM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
10 Films I've Probably Seen the Most

Star Wars Trilogy
Raiders of the Lost Ark

(watched those 2 scrambled)

Casablanca (analyzed for class)

The Last Starfighter (pay cable preview week)

Animal House
Ghostbusters
Back to the Future
The Nightmare Before Christmas
A Christmas Story
Labyrinth
theyarb.bsky.social Yarbtina @theyarb.bsky.social · Dec 16
10 Films I've Probably Seen the Most:

Disney's Robin Hood
Labyrinth
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Dark Crystal
Lilo & Stitch
Star Wars Trilogy
The Princess Bride
Muppet Family Christmas
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Road to El Dorado
justinmbolger.bsky.social Justin M. Bolger @justinmbolger.bsky.social · Dec 16
10 Films I’ve Probably Seen the Most:

Jurassic Park
The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Babe
Dave
The Martian
The Hudsucker Proxy
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Batman (1989)
December 16, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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jonasnahm.com
As the Trump seeks to pull EV support and California seeks to double down, worth remembering the impact tariffs have had on the competitiveness of US automakers. 1/

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/25/b...
How Trump Could Upend Electric Car Sales
Fewer people will be able to afford electric cars and trucks if President-elect Donald J. Trump and Republicans in Congress eliminate a $7,500 federal tax credit.
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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brookejarvis.bsky.social
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
A map of flight paths emanating from breeding colony of gulls, with this caption: Early on, LifeWatch noticed something odd. Most gulls were making daily trips to Mouscron, a city on the French border 65 km away. They went to investigate and found the birds bingeing on discarded snacks at the Roger & Roger potato factory.
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
so is the worst pick the russian asset or the white supremacist tv host or the underage sex trafficker or the dog eating pro disease psycho or the ket addled billionaire or
November 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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trekcore.com
RIP to the legendary Tony Todd, best known to #StarTrek fans as Worf's brother Kurn

deadline.com/2024/11/tony...
Tony Todd as Klingon character Kurn
November 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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stefanejones.bsky.social
Protestors march outside Heritage Foundation, creators of #Project2025. Will march again on January 18th.

The champions of totalitarianism should be allowed no peace.

www.cnn.com/politics/liv...
November 10, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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propcazhpm.bsky.social
She cute but the alt-text is EPIC
niedermeyer.online e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · Jun 26
oh my god there's a chinese knockoff of the cybertruck and somehow the cybertruck looks like a cheap knockoff of it

www.carscoops.com/2024/05/dong...
The side of the new Dongfeng electrick pickup, which has four doors and a tent built into the buttressed rear bed. Suicide rear doors create a massive opening, and there is some kind of drop-down step so you can get up into the cabin. The front quarter view of the Dongfeng electric pickup,, which has the kinds of actual styling elements that the Cybertruck doesn't. It also combines flat lines with curved elements, to create a cyberpunk look that isn't amateurish in its uncompromising starkness. The high beltline and small greenhouse are still dystopian, but in a more polished, complete way. The tent awning off the back of the rear bed of the Dongfeng electric truck isn't wildly impressive, but at least it's not a $3k accessory like the overpriced Cybertruck tent. The bed is also small and impractical, but it doesn't look like a dumpster so it has that going for it. The interior of the Dongfeng electric pickup is clearly inspired by the Cybertruck's minimalist interior, but it still has things like grab handles and the seats are nicely styled so it looks tough and dystopian and not like the bathroom of a cheap nightclub.
June 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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celestepewter.bsky.social
I've told this story before on the bird site, but I'll share it here.

Ask local candidates for office if they have a library card. In a past job, none of them had library cards, and consequently, and unsurprisingly, kept trying to cut library funding.

Ask. Ask if they use the library at all.
notalegalrecord.net Tony Corsentino @notalegalrecord.net · Nov 7
I’m a public librarian in a degenerating democracy, and I am pleading: Care about your library. Use it. See what programs and events it offers. And pay attention to its governing body. See who the trustees are. Consider running yourself. Libraries will need all the community support they can get. 📚
November 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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brainnotonyet.bsky.social
Just saw this floating around on Instagram and I have to say this is the correct energy to have with these fascist fucks.
A meme of a renaissance painting of two women cutting the head off of a man with two word bubbles, one saying, your body one saying my choice
November 10, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
So tomorrow, if you stand with us and haven’t voted yet, I encourage, indeed implore you to do so. It’s a red alert moment, all crew to their battle stations. Help us win this fight, which is the same fight as ages past, but reimagined for 2024. Be a part of the winning side of history.
November 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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jessemlocker.bsky.social
In 1693, a Manila Galleon full of goods and bound for Acapulco, wrecked on the coast of what is now Oregon, never reaching its destination. A craftsman from the Nehalem-Tillamook and Clatsop peoples made this arrowhead (in the Tillamook Pioneer Museum) out of Qing dynasty porcelain from the wreck.
A projectile point made from blue-and-white Chinese porcelain
October 14, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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bbolander.bsky.social
been saying this for a decade: buy hard copies of anything you love, even if all that's available is a dvd or a cd or something, because you cannot fucking trust a landlord
October 2, 2024 at 3:14 PM
scrmnviking.bsky.social
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,057,362!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,057,362, Scrmnviking ‪@scrmnviking.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 18, 2023"
September 21, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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ABBOT: oh my god Diddy got arrested!

COSTELLO: did he?

ABBOT: I just said that, Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: did who get arrested??

ABBOT: Diddy!

COSTELLO: what are you askin me for? did he what?

ABBOT: im not askin, i’m tellin you Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: i’m asking, what did he do
September 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM