Oh god he if he biffs this race people gonna be calling this the moms spaghetti picture
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oh god he if he biffs this race people gonna be calling this the moms spaghetti picture
Sam Darnold
cinderella is riding in a carriage pulled by a fairy in a cartoon .
ALT: cinderella is riding in a carriage pulled by a fairy in a cartoon .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sam Darnold
somebody check on @minakimes.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
somebody check on @minakimes.bsky.social
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Finally someone actually defunded The Police.
Sting sued by former Police bandmates over alleged lost royalties
Sting sued by former Police bandmates over alleged lost royalties
Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland claim they did not receive songwriting credits for hit Every Breath You Take
Sting has reportedly been sued by his former Police bandmates over alleged lost royalties from their hit song Every Breath You Take.
In the suit, filed in London’s high court, guitarist Andy Summers and drummer Stewart Copeland claim they never received songwriting credits on the 1983 single. The pair also allege they have never been paid for their writing contributions. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
August 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Finally someone actually defunded The Police.
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/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
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If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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I don’t know if you needed a pic of a bear who climbed to the top of a giant boulder to sun her taint, but I went to the zoo today so I got one for you
June 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I don’t know if you needed a pic of a bear who climbed to the top of a giant boulder to sun her taint, but I went to the zoo today so I got one for you
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Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.
June 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.
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Grabbing a sticky hand my daughter threw on the living room ceiling
May 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Grabbing a sticky hand my daughter threw on the living room ceiling
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
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Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
May 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
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[adam silver stuffing gold bars in his jacket pocket] "wow crazy."
May 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
[adam silver stuffing gold bars in his jacket pocket] "wow crazy."
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Nothing makes you feel dumber than doing the crossword and missing the first 2-3 art/novelist clues but getting the one about the name of an 18 wheeler that transforms into a robot alien.
April 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Nothing makes you feel dumber than doing the crossword and missing the first 2-3 art/novelist clues but getting the one about the name of an 18 wheeler that transforms into a robot alien.
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The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
April 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski
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every picture of trump after golfing is like
April 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
every picture of trump after golfing is like
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"Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump + Musk, Go Birds"
Seen in Philadelphia
Seen in Philadelphia
February 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump + Musk, Go Birds"
Seen in Philadelphia
Seen in Philadelphia