Gal Fieri
@seeyaslater.bsky.social
My dog, Barbara, loves you 💜🐶
I’ve got a masters in comedy writing which is the biggest joke of all.
Written for McSweeney’s, The Takeout, The Belladonna, and Toon in With Me ✍️
I’ve got a masters in comedy writing which is the biggest joke of all.
Written for McSweeney’s, The Takeout, The Belladonna, and Toon in With Me ✍️
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Me opening the news every fucking morning
February 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Me opening the news every fucking morning
I don’t know how else to say this, but Adam Scott is aging very Wes Anderson-ly.
February 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I don’t know how else to say this, but Adam Scott is aging very Wes Anderson-ly.
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I gotta be honest with you every time I see JB Pritzker he's doing something I like
January 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I gotta be honest with you every time I see JB Pritzker he's doing something I like
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"but what can I do I don't have the skills to undermine a fascist regime" — if you are a bluesky user YES YOU CAN
![General Interference with Organizations and
Production
(a) Organizations and Conferences
(1) Insist on doing everything though "channels." Never permit shortcuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
(2) Make "speeches." Talk as frequently as possible and at great length.. Illustrate your. "points" by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate "patriotic" comments.
(3) When possible, refer all matters to committees, for "further study and consideratlon." Attempt to make the committees as large
as possible — never less than five.
[highlighted] (4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently
as possible.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oy2ebrbjfsmr3oacqe5mbuw5/bafkreig62znhd2c3zg6z4hjbrm7sgg4lqw6rlyaxndnnkgcwgeb3qlvwju@jpeg)
January 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"but what can I do I don't have the skills to undermine a fascist regime" — if you are a bluesky user YES YOU CAN
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Trump fired the heads of TSA, the Coast Guard and key aviation safety advisors. Trump needs to be held accountable for the DC airplane/helicopter crash.
Who here agrees?
Who here agrees?
January 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Trump fired the heads of TSA, the Coast Guard and key aviation safety advisors. Trump needs to be held accountable for the DC airplane/helicopter crash.
Who here agrees?
Who here agrees?
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Anyway, it's weird that Hegseth thinks that "diversity" is about what divides us...like, does he feel animosity toward people who are different from him...because, I feel like there's a name for that.
January 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Anyway, it's weird that Hegseth thinks that "diversity" is about what divides us...like, does he feel animosity toward people who are different from him...because, I feel like there's a name for that.
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"On October 7, 1885, Friedrich Trump, a 16-year-old German barber,
boarded a ship with a one-way ticket to America, escaping three years of compulsory German military service."
www.history.com/news/donald-....
AWOL Illegal Immigrant
boarded a ship with a one-way ticket to America, escaping three years of compulsory German military service."
www.history.com/news/donald-....
AWOL Illegal Immigrant
The Trump Family's Immigrant Story | HISTORY
For decades, they denied their German roots, claiming to be of Scandinavian origin.
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January 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"On October 7, 1885, Friedrich Trump, a 16-year-old German barber,
boarded a ship with a one-way ticket to America, escaping three years of compulsory German military service."
www.history.com/news/donald-....
AWOL Illegal Immigrant
boarded a ship with a one-way ticket to America, escaping three years of compulsory German military service."
www.history.com/news/donald-....
AWOL Illegal Immigrant
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The founder of Starbucks went to the same college that I went to. He was from New York and some New Yorkers found a great value in Michigan college education in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Back then the state substidized college education at 75%. Tuition was cheap compared to New York.
January 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The founder of Starbucks went to the same college that I went to. He was from New York and some New Yorkers found a great value in Michigan college education in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Back then the state substidized college education at 75%. Tuition was cheap compared to New York.
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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it’s true, it was bad when Hitler did it because he didn’t do it with his heart like Elon
January 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
it’s true, it was bad when Hitler did it because he didn’t do it with his heart like Elon
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Know your rights
These are cards are in every language regarding your rights with immigration.
Every single child that may be vulnerable (or vulnerable family members) should have one in their pocket.
Spread this like 🔥
#chicagoteachers #bluecrew #chicago #redcards #teachers #knowyourrights
These are cards are in every language regarding your rights with immigration.
Every single child that may be vulnerable (or vulnerable family members) should have one in their pocket.
Spread this like 🔥
#chicagoteachers #bluecrew #chicago #redcards #teachers #knowyourrights
January 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Know your rights
These are cards are in every language regarding your rights with immigration.
Every single child that may be vulnerable (or vulnerable family members) should have one in their pocket.
Spread this like 🔥
#chicagoteachers #bluecrew #chicago #redcards #teachers #knowyourrights
These are cards are in every language regarding your rights with immigration.
Every single child that may be vulnerable (or vulnerable family members) should have one in their pocket.
Spread this like 🔥
#chicagoteachers #bluecrew #chicago #redcards #teachers #knowyourrights
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For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
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Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
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My fellow Americans, we are a nation at risk.
January 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My fellow Americans, we are a nation at risk.
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Trump and everyone who voted for him just pardoned a Nazi and declared him a hero.
January 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Trump and everyone who voted for him just pardoned a Nazi and declared him a hero.
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Frankly fuck checking on your trans friends to see if you're ok after the president is tries to legally write us out of existence none of you were doing that anyways, it's time for you to fight for us. The best time was yesterday the 2nd best time is today
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Frankly fuck checking on your trans friends to see if you're ok after the president is tries to legally write us out of existence none of you were doing that anyways, it's time for you to fight for us. The best time was yesterday the 2nd best time is today
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade
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January 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade
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Alt text: No shit edition.
January 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Alt text: No shit edition.
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So hey, let’s start off 2025 maybe making somebody’s life better in a small tangible way. What is a small practical thing—object, lifehack, whatever—that solved a small annoyance for you?
For me, did you know you can buy clips with elastic specifically to hold the corner of your fitted sheet on?
For me, did you know you can buy clips with elastic specifically to hold the corner of your fitted sheet on?
January 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
So hey, let’s start off 2025 maybe making somebody’s life better in a small tangible way. What is a small practical thing—object, lifehack, whatever—that solved a small annoyance for you?
For me, did you know you can buy clips with elastic specifically to hold the corner of your fitted sheet on?
For me, did you know you can buy clips with elastic specifically to hold the corner of your fitted sheet on?
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Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
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I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
December 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.
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Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures
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December 24, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures
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