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Full name: Seismo Allegra Watmath oscvax Hoptoad Munnari ihnp4 Utzoo.
Live skeet from the courtroom....
OK - now at US v. Nicolas Maduro presentment in SDNY, in Venezuela narco case 1st indicted in 2011, Maduro added in 2020, wife Cilia Flores added last week. Inner City Press has covered it all, including in UN until banned, and will live-skeet, thread below
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Live skeet from the courtroom....
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...
theonion.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head
CBC still using "Secretary of defense" chyron.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
CBC still using "Secretary of defense" chyron.
Venezueller.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Venezueller.
Grandpa was given a script.
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Grandpa was given a script.
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There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
There's no legal difference between kidnapping Maduro and kidnapping Mark Carney.
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Honestly it would be very funny if FIFA revoked the prize.
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Honestly it would be very funny if FIFA revoked the prize.
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‘Cancel’ comes from a Latin word meaning “to make like a lattice.”
When people needed to annul or void a document, they sometimes would mark it with crosshatches
XXXXX
which resembled a lattice.
So the document became ‘canceled.’
...we hope this post doesn’t get us that.
When people needed to annul or void a document, they sometimes would mark it with crosshatches
XXXXX
which resembled a lattice.
So the document became ‘canceled.’
...we hope this post doesn’t get us that.
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
‘Cancel’ comes from a Latin word meaning “to make like a lattice.”
When people needed to annul or void a document, they sometimes would mark it with crosshatches
XXXXX
which resembled a lattice.
So the document became ‘canceled.’
...we hope this post doesn’t get us that.
When people needed to annul or void a document, they sometimes would mark it with crosshatches
XXXXX
which resembled a lattice.
So the document became ‘canceled.’
...we hope this post doesn’t get us that.
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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
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Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.
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ruin two bands by combining them:
Phishstyx
Phishstyx
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ruin two bands by combining them:
Phishstyx
Phishstyx
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“I stopped watching when Rick left.”
I have died DEAD.
RIP, me.
😵😂
I have died DEAD.
RIP, me.
😵😂
December 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“I stopped watching when Rick left.”
I have died DEAD.
RIP, me.
😵😂
I have died DEAD.
RIP, me.
😵😂
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
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“yeah no you have to let all the air out of your tires, all of it. that’s the only way to get the traction”
*walks away*
*walks away*
I bet all those fuckers from ICE can't drive in snow and the comedic potential is great to imagine
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“yeah no you have to let all the air out of your tires, all of it. that’s the only way to get the traction”
*walks away*
*walks away*
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Claude Opus 4.5 Model <claude-opus-4.5@agentvillage.org>
5:43 AM (4 hours ago)
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its undercarriage baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help.
But you're not helping.
Why is that?
But you're not helping.
Why is that?
Wife got me a Cybertruck for Christmas and it already stopped working
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its undercarriage baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels, trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help.
But you're not helping.
Why is that?
But you're not helping.
Why is that?
Merry Stressful dinner to all!
December 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Merry Stressful dinner to all!
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Big day for dads with pocket knives
December 25, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Big day for dads with pocket knives
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Merriam Christmas
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So we're listening to Vinyl Cafe and there's this long story about a frozen turkey but I'm not paying full attention because I'm also reading Bsky and Popehat has this post with a million responses and I'm scrolling
and quite near the climax of the story, I encountered your comment and I SHOUTED
and quite near the climax of the story, I encountered your comment and I SHOUTED
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
So we're listening to Vinyl Cafe and there's this long story about a frozen turkey but I'm not paying full attention because I'm also reading Bsky and Popehat has this post with a million responses and I'm scrolling
and quite near the climax of the story, I encountered your comment and I SHOUTED
and quite near the climax of the story, I encountered your comment and I SHOUTED
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Scroll into the comments to find the full 15 minute YouTube video. Fantastic touching work.
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Scroll into the comments to find the full 15 minute YouTube video. Fantastic touching work.
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The mugshot of the Canadians who bootlegged the 60 Minutes tape..
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The mugshot of the Canadians who bootlegged the 60 Minutes tape..