callmeishmish
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somewhere between 40 and death
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I've got, like, *half* a wolf inside me, tops. The rest is all screaming goats.
November 9, 2023 at 2:36 AM
I've got, like, *half* a wolf inside me, tops. The rest is all screaming goats.
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Happy Birthday, Carl Sagan.
November 10, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Happy Birthday, Carl Sagan.
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That old book smell? That's good ole benzaldehyde, butanol and furfural; chemical markers of decay. Everything you love is dying. Enjoy.
November 4, 2023 at 9:01 PM
That old book smell? That's good ole benzaldehyde, butanol and furfural; chemical markers of decay. Everything you love is dying. Enjoy.
Cockeyed optimists. Stuck like dopes with a thing called hope or is every whippoorwill really selling them a bill?
November 1, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Cockeyed optimists. Stuck like dopes with a thing called hope or is every whippoorwill really selling them a bill?
Monday Night Football is an attack on my senses
October 31, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Monday Night Football is an attack on my senses
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In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up.
May 27, 2023 at 4:57 PM
In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up.
I think if you have to ask Am I the asshole? you probably are
October 17, 2023 at 1:38 PM
I think if you have to ask Am I the asshole? you probably are
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I wish I was blessed with unbridled joy and exuberance like the guy who shouted “it’s a bird!” out of nowhere when it was actually Superman
September 22, 2023 at 1:54 PM
I wish I was blessed with unbridled joy and exuberance like the guy who shouted “it’s a bird!” out of nowhere when it was actually Superman
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Maybe the real emergency alert test is the friends we made along the way
October 4, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Maybe the real emergency alert test is the friends we made along the way
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I really thought all these reusable bags would fix me
September 14, 2023 at 12:01 PM
I really thought all these reusable bags would fix me