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joe
@senoj.bsky.social
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civic weirdo. seabirds. eroding edge of the central coast.
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ianboudreau.com
Congratulations to the exotic dance industry in Fayetteville, North Carolina on the $1,776 "warrior dividend"
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
senoj.bsky.social
imagining that trump has never tasted tequila and what would happen if he found out he liked it as much as speed
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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golikehellmachine.com
president sundown got mad the other night in a sundown moment and wanted to have a big foreign war and then got spooked about rubio’s big war and the viziers came up with all this whining, haranguing fucking horseshit in the last two hours after snorting an 8-ball
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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acyn.bsky.social
[email protected] : Do you think you could beat JD Vance in a head-to-head race for president, as polling suggests?

AOC: I would stomp him.
December 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
senoj.bsky.social
woo could not sit through much of that senility
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
senoj.bsky.social
never had THAT much kelp in my ass
montereybayaquarium.org Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 5h
You’ve got a 5-hour flight over the holidays with some fronds from the Monterey Bay Aquarium. Who’re you sitting next to? 🦦🦀🦈🪱

Let us know in the comments below!
A graphic with text that says where are you sitting for your flight? There are four rows of blue seats filled with animals and plants from the Monterey Bay
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
senoj.bsky.social
this motherfucker needs to be in county lockup
nolympicsla.bsky.social NOlympics LA @nolympicsla.bsky.social · 2d
Reminder: The man in charge of @la28games.bsky.social has been accused of having sex with subordinate workers, rode on the Epstein jet 10 times, and put his Twitter on private the day Epstein was arrested.
A photo of three people outside a private jet: from left to right Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and LA28 Chairperson Casey Wasserman.
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
senoj.bsky.social
save the catalyst!
This campaign needs you now
Save the Catalyst from demolition
c.org
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
senoj.bsky.social
this ai saanta on a screen saver at work is gonna fuck the ai reindeerr no question
A terrible ai Santa lovingly cradling the head of a ai reindeerr they both have dead eyes
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
senoj.bsky.social
reading and dreaming of plans for mine and everybody else’s post trump era
amandamarcotte.bsky.social Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 17h
The simplest explanation for why Susie Wiles was so honest about Trump to Vanity Fair: like most Republicans, she's focused on post-Trump plans.

Like the rest of us, Republicans are just waiting for him to die, so we can all move on.

www.salon.com/2025/12/17/r...
Republicans are quiet quitting on Trump
The White House chief of staff says the president has “an alcoholic’s personality”
www.salon.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
senoj.bsky.social
I’d like you to meet my big lipped children Juvéderm, Volbella, Restylane, Kysse, Silk, and Revanesse
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
senoj.bsky.social
had so much in me at the hospital the place shoulda had thicker walls
wajali.bsky.social Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 2d
One of the dumbest EXECUTIVE ORDERS and also so so so reckless and dangerous.

If fentanyl is a "weapon of mass destruction," then will the people who procure it, store it, & distribute it be treated & prosecuted as terrorists?

If so, good luck, MAGA. Good luck.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
DESIGNATING FENTANYL AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.  Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
senoj.bsky.social
he’s a shitbag too and I voted for his greasy ass
jessehawken.bsky.social Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 1d
Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
senoj.bsky.social
all together now! chanting! clapping! 👏 beast in box 👏 beast in box 👏
hellocullen.bsky.social Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 1d
a social experiment where we see if mr beast can endure being alone with himself
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
senoj.bsky.social
thinking this war crimes tribunal is gonna have enough contestants for a league
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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johnwturnbull.bsky.social
Spectacular morning ashore on Macquarie Island among the seals and penguins... thanks so much to #saef_arc #aurora_expeditions #sydney_science 🧪🦑 #marineexplorer
Royal and King Penguins, and a seal pup
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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wickdchiq.bsky.social
BREAKING: The DA has withdrawn all statements made by Luigi Mangione during interrogation. He was not made aware he was being recorded, which violates Pennsylvania's Two Party Consent Law. Toddler looking into camera with mischievous smile
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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emilynussbaum.bsky.social
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
senoj.bsky.social
OH HELLO
a mushroom in some leaves and sticks it has umbrella cap
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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jeremymberg.bsky.social
My quote of the day

If you have tapped into something that is real for you, chances are you are going to tap into something that is real for someone else.

Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
senoj.bsky.social
this keytar has epic energy
Ultra Rare Retro 1980s Casio AZ-1 Keytar Made in Japan! - musical instruments - by owner - sale - craigslist
Polyphonic midi, shoulder mount keyboard, extremely rare! This one in particular has a custom one of a kind paint job done in the 1980s, works great has one damaged key that still works...
monterey.craigslist.org
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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kiwisburnttoast.bsky.social Keegan the Animator @kiwisburnttoast.bsky.social · 4d
Jucika Prepares for the Ball

(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
LMAO the things you notice when you're 6'9"
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM