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Seth Melton
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Thanks for the last and greatest
Betrayal of the last and greatest
Of human dreams.

-WSB
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Give kids the room to find stuff and they will.
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Smart and brave of Bruna to go on CNN. And not that it should matter, but her accent sounding fully American makes the White House look even stupider here for trying to revenge deport her on behalf of the Leavitt family
Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Bluesky is failing me. Why did nobody tell me that the heckler from yesterday's Kristi Noem hearing was a Catholic priest chanting the phrase "The Power of Christ Compels You" - famously associated with exorcisms. 🤣😂
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Stephen Miller says he’s “proud Trump has stopped all refugee resettlement into 🇺🇸”
— other than (white) Afrikaners

When they tell you who they are, believe them
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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LANA: ONE OPERATION LANA
Curt Swan and Stan Kaye covered Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane 10 (1959).
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we are living in an endless real life reiteration of the Austin Powers “Swedish Penis Pump” gag.
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I’m finding everything very difficult at the moment. I’m sure loads of us are. I don’t think we’re designed to take so much stress and existential anxiety piled upon us every day.
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Just play old games. You'll be fine. Wow what's this? OG Tomb Raider? Yeah it still fucks! Grow up.
store.steampowered.com/app/224960/T...
Save 50% on Tomb Raider I (1996) on Steam
Adventurer Lara Croft has been hired to recover the pieces of an ancient artifact known as the Scion. With her fearless acrobatic style she runs, jumps, swims and climbs her way towards the truth of i...
store.steampowered.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Orbitals Brings Co-op Retro Anime To The Switch 2 Next Year

Read more: www.consolecreatures.com/orbitals-ann...
Orbitals Brings Co-op Retro Anime To The Switch 2 Next Year | Console Creatures
Orbitals is your next obsession.
www.consolecreatures.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Measles outbreaks are growing along the Utah-Arizona border and in South Carolina, where hundreds are in quarantine.
Hundreds are quarantined in South Carolina as measles spreads in 2 US outbreaks
Measles outbreaks in South Carolina and on the Arizona-Utah border are growing. In South Carolina, more than 250 people, including students from nine area elementary, middle and high schools are in quarantine.
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Congressman Al Green Calls for a Vote to Impeach Donald Trump.

The last time he confronted Trump he was dragged out as House Republicans and Democrats sneered at him due to his criticism of Israel’s highly documented crimes against humanity in Gaza. Will they betray the United States again?
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Be fair. This was just a routine Kavanaugh stop
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Ubisoft also cancelled an Assassin’s Creed where you play as a freed black slave because it was “too political in a country too unstable”.

It says A LOT about our current cultural climate when a game about taking down one of the most openly racist groups in history is seen as “too risky”.
I will always resent Ubisoft executives for never committing to an actual female protagonist. Syndicate should've just been Evie. Origins just Aya. Odyssey just Kassandra. Valhalla just F-Eivor. Shadows just Naoe. We deserved better.
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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ReStory Is A "Wholesome" New Game All About Fixing Busted Atari Consoles & Other Retro Tech. (Repost)
ReStory Is A "Wholesome" New Game All About Fixing Busted Atari Consoles & Other Retro Tech
File this under "oddly satisfying"
www.timeextension.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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We are SO EXCITED to finally show you Xcavator 2025! This is an unreleased (and unannounced!) NES game from 1991 that we recovered from its source code. The rights to it were 100% donated to us, and it's being published as a fundraiser cartridge to support our work!
We're partnering with @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social + @megacatstudios.bsky.social to release Xcavator 2025, a never before seen NES game from the legendary Chris Oberth.

100% of profits go to @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social!

Pre-order now to play the newest old game on the market: bit.ly/xcavator-2025
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Privacy stalwart Nicholas Merrill spent a decade fighting an FBI surveillance order. Now he wants to sell you phone service—without knowing almost anything about you.

Read more: wrd.cm/4iYIl9a
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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It takes a special kind of delusion to tell parents to buy their kids fewer toys and pencils while bragging about building a new White House ballroom and gold in the Oval Office.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam

This is where we're at now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM