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Gnome mercy for humans!
My jokes are bad.
My jokes are bad.
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One day, hopefully soon, the Louvre will recognize my efforts.
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Morning Bluesky...
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Morning Bluesky...
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I mention this a lot, but as a Legal Realist, I never thought I would be proven so correct. I’m supposed to be a straw man for other people’s theories!
Lesson 6: If you have a theory of the Supreme Court that does not include political ideology, its going to be wrong. During the Biden administration it was all major questions because they did not like his policies, and during Trump it is mostly unitary executive, because they do.
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I mention this a lot, but as a Legal Realist, I never thought I would be proven so correct. I’m supposed to be a straw man for other people’s theories!
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Republican Matt Van Epps projected to win special election in TN-07 despite MASSIVE Democratic overperformance from Aftyn Behn
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Republican Matt Van Epps projected to win special election in TN-07 despite MASSIVE Democratic overperformance from Aftyn Behn
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"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor of the House of Representatives, and we know that's the case."
This is a flat-out 100% lie from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and he knows it. Impeachment resolutions are privileged, they can force a vote at any time.
This is a flat-out 100% lie from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and he knows it. Impeachment resolutions are privileged, they can force a vote at any time.
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor of the House of Representatives, and we know that's the case."
This is a flat-out 100% lie from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and he knows it. Impeachment resolutions are privileged, they can force a vote at any time.
This is a flat-out 100% lie from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and he knows it. Impeachment resolutions are privileged, they can force a vote at any time.
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FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
I have a newfound respect for Asian grocery store cashiers.
Think about it: Asians buy in bulk. Bags of rice are heavy.
Think about it: Asians buy in bulk. Bags of rice are heavy.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have a newfound respect for Asian grocery store cashiers.
Think about it: Asians buy in bulk. Bags of rice are heavy.
Think about it: Asians buy in bulk. Bags of rice are heavy.
You might laugh, but this happened to me, too.
This is a real entry in the VAERS database, shared by someone on Xitter. Read the bottom.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You might laugh, but this happened to me, too.
So… WTF am I going to do with this abomination?
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So… WTF am I going to do with this abomination?
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Don't miss Deal #8!
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November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Don't miss Deal #8!
www.99PercentOffSale.com
www.99PercentOffSale.com
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
This captcha is just evil.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This captcha is just evil.
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Holy shit @cardsagainsthumanity.com 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Holy shit @cardsagainsthumanity.com 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Soup of the day: Leftover turkey sandwiches
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Soup of the day: Leftover turkey sandwiches
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Why POC collectively hold our breath when there’s a mass shooting or high profile crime before the suspect is even identified:
• Afghan man shoots a National Guard member:
With zero knowledge of the background or motive, the right screams that Muslims are terrorists and must be deported.
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• Afghan man shoots a National Guard member:
With zero knowledge of the background or motive, the right screams that Muslims are terrorists and must be deported.
🧵
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Why POC collectively hold our breath when there’s a mass shooting or high profile crime before the suspect is even identified:
• Afghan man shoots a National Guard member:
With zero knowledge of the background or motive, the right screams that Muslims are terrorists and must be deported.
🧵
• Afghan man shoots a National Guard member:
With zero knowledge of the background or motive, the right screams that Muslims are terrorists and must be deported.
🧵
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
Well, a US “secretary of war” smiling and excited about US troops illegally deployed domestically getting shot was not on my 2025 bingo card.
Hegseth's demeanor is bizarre. He's almost on the verge of laughing while talking about the shooting of two National Guardsmen. He seems elated.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Well, a US “secretary of war” smiling and excited about US troops illegally deployed domestically getting shot was not on my 2025 bingo card.
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
I just googled something and got a weird AI response. So I clicked on the links the the answer referenced. Both articles looked like AI slop.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just googled something and got a weird AI response. So I clicked on the links the the answer referenced. Both articles looked like AI slop.
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
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ICE raids have a devastating effect on children's well-being and sense of safety. We all understand this.
But many Black men experience 2 things many times in life:
* Being a child in the car when their dad is pulled over for driving while Black
* Driving while Black with their child in the car
But many Black men experience 2 things many times in life:
* Being a child in the car when their dad is pulled over for driving while Black
* Driving while Black with their child in the car
How ICE raids are impacting children's wellbeing
YouTube video by NBC News
m.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
ICE raids have a devastating effect on children's well-being and sense of safety. We all understand this.
But many Black men experience 2 things many times in life:
* Being a child in the car when their dad is pulled over for driving while Black
* Driving while Black with their child in the car
But many Black men experience 2 things many times in life:
* Being a child in the car when their dad is pulled over for driving while Black
* Driving while Black with their child in the car
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"This is a plea for moderation and hilarity in these perilous times. Why settle for the normalization of violence when we can normalize the use of pies.
Behind every pie is not a fist,
but a high five, with a pie, to the face."
-VerminSupreme
Behind every pie is not a fist,
but a high five, with a pie, to the face."
-VerminSupreme
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"This is a plea for moderation and hilarity in these perilous times. Why settle for the normalization of violence when we can normalize the use of pies.
Behind every pie is not a fist,
but a high five, with a pie, to the face."
-VerminSupreme
Behind every pie is not a fist,
but a high five, with a pie, to the face."
-VerminSupreme
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JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Steve Witkoff just drafted a plan that would effectively hand Ukraine over to Putin. But what were they really trying to do?
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
JD Vance, Jared Kushner, and Steve Witkoff just drafted a plan that would effectively hand Ukraine over to Putin. But what were they really trying to do?
My copy is arriving today! No backsies!
The best part of about MWL’s tech books is the schadenfreude I get from reading a burnt out systems engineer write about systems engineering.
I can’t wait to see what hot hell he subjects himself to next!
Am I a bad person?
The best part of about MWL’s tech books is the schadenfreude I get from reading a burnt out systems engineer write about systems engineering.
I can’t wait to see what hot hell he subjects himself to next!
Am I a bad person?
The #n4sa2e sponsor books have all been mailed (except for a couple problem cases) and are starting to arrive.
Which means I can probably tell folks about the #openzfsmastery sponsorship.
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Which means I can probably tell folks about the #openzfsmastery sponsorship.
sponsor.mwl.io #sysadmin
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November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My copy is arriving today! No backsies!
The best part of about MWL’s tech books is the schadenfreude I get from reading a burnt out systems engineer write about systems engineering.
I can’t wait to see what hot hell he subjects himself to next!
Am I a bad person?
The best part of about MWL’s tech books is the schadenfreude I get from reading a burnt out systems engineer write about systems engineering.
I can’t wait to see what hot hell he subjects himself to next!
Am I a bad person?