Lazy Shark
@sharkhugs.bsky.social
Fuck this shit. Gardens, puppies, breaking things because I think I know better but I really don't. she/her
They're so prettttyyyyy
April 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They're so prettttyyyyy
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I shouldn’t have to say this but do not post calls for assassinations in my mentions.
First Amendment protections don’t cover incitement to violence, and the Trump regime is undoubtedly going to trample all over even speech it does cover.
Speak out, but don’t be stupid
First Amendment protections don’t cover incitement to violence, and the Trump regime is undoubtedly going to trample all over even speech it does cover.
Speak out, but don’t be stupid
February 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I shouldn’t have to say this but do not post calls for assassinations in my mentions.
First Amendment protections don’t cover incitement to violence, and the Trump regime is undoubtedly going to trample all over even speech it does cover.
Speak out, but don’t be stupid
First Amendment protections don’t cover incitement to violence, and the Trump regime is undoubtedly going to trample all over even speech it does cover.
Speak out, but don’t be stupid
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gonna make a little thread of threads of my threads on understanding/surviving the current sociopolitical moment so that people can just 📌 one thing if they want a place to reread all of these
(I’ve been told they’re useful, scroll past with no ill will if not to you!)
(I’ve been told they’re useful, scroll past with no ill will if not to you!)
January 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
gonna make a little thread of threads of my threads on understanding/surviving the current sociopolitical moment so that people can just 📌 one thing if they want a place to reread all of these
(I’ve been told they’re useful, scroll past with no ill will if not to you!)
(I’ve been told they’re useful, scroll past with no ill will if not to you!)
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It's December, so here are a collection of end of year digital housekeeping tasks you can do while chilling out for the holidays in order to improve your privacy and security for entering 2024 on a good footing. You don't have to do all of them, but they're stuff to consider!
December 23, 2023 at 6:43 PM
It's December, so here are a collection of end of year digital housekeeping tasks you can do while chilling out for the holidays in order to improve your privacy and security for entering 2024 on a good footing. You don't have to do all of them, but they're stuff to consider!
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
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So I wrote this, and it's the best thing I've ever written.
"We will resolve disputes in favor of protecting users as a whole."
That right there. That tells everyone how Trust & Safety is going to act, and it gives T&S profound latitude. They're not there to rules-lawyer or first-amendment.
"We will resolve disputes in favor of protecting users as a whole."
That right there. That tells everyone how Trust & Safety is going to act, and it gives T&S profound latitude. They're not there to rules-lawyer or first-amendment.
December 13, 2024 at 8:03 PM
So I wrote this, and it's the best thing I've ever written.
"We will resolve disputes in favor of protecting users as a whole."
That right there. That tells everyone how Trust & Safety is going to act, and it gives T&S profound latitude. They're not there to rules-lawyer or first-amendment.
"We will resolve disputes in favor of protecting users as a whole."
That right there. That tells everyone how Trust & Safety is going to act, and it gives T&S profound latitude. They're not there to rules-lawyer or first-amendment.
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The first, addressing the topic of coordinated harassment head-on, is this:
We specifically prohibited using GitHub as a tool for enabling abuse on other platforms.
But that wasn't enough: we all know how internet badguys are. They'll read the rules, and then act terribly just within the rules.
We specifically prohibited using GitHub as a tool for enabling abuse on other platforms.
But that wasn't enough: we all know how internet badguys are. They'll read the rules, and then act terribly just within the rules.
December 13, 2024 at 8:03 PM
The first, addressing the topic of coordinated harassment head-on, is this:
We specifically prohibited using GitHub as a tool for enabling abuse on other platforms.
But that wasn't enough: we all know how internet badguys are. They'll read the rules, and then act terribly just within the rules.
We specifically prohibited using GitHub as a tool for enabling abuse on other platforms.
But that wasn't enough: we all know how internet badguys are. They'll read the rules, and then act terribly just within the rules.
Aged white tea being the type of tea for the 9th house is supremely funny. #lockedtomb
December 10, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Aged white tea being the type of tea for the 9th house is supremely funny. #lockedtomb
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it’s sooooo funny to me to have a nervous system disorder bc it’s literally this thing just…… freakin out
May 3, 2024 at 2:37 AM
it’s sooooo funny to me to have a nervous system disorder bc it’s literally this thing just…… freakin out
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Restaurant
Him: this date is terrible.
Me bouncing breadsticks off his head: I’ve had worse.
Him: this date is terrible.
Me bouncing breadsticks off his head: I’ve had worse.
December 5, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Restaurant
Him: this date is terrible.
Me bouncing breadsticks off his head: I’ve had worse.
Him: this date is terrible.
Me bouncing breadsticks off his head: I’ve had worse.
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the eyeless spectral child that's in my cupboard every time I open it is honestly still not even bottom 3 worst roommates I've had
December 5, 2024 at 1:00 AM
the eyeless spectral child that's in my cupboard every time I open it is honestly still not even bottom 3 worst roommates I've had
I'm trying to learn how to paint with watercolors only by watching really bad insta reels. It's going as well as can be expected, especially since I have no other painting skills whatsoever. I just wanna play with pretty colors
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I'm trying to learn how to paint with watercolors only by watching really bad insta reels. It's going as well as can be expected, especially since I have no other painting skills whatsoever. I just wanna play with pretty colors
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Benedict Cumberbatch: thank you for this acting award I would...
Me stumbling up drunk to stage: HEY CUMBERSNATCH I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT WISHBONE WAS THE BEST SHERLOCK OF ALL TIME
Me stumbling up drunk to stage: HEY CUMBERSNATCH I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT WISHBONE WAS THE BEST SHERLOCK OF ALL TIME
December 4, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Benedict Cumberbatch: thank you for this acting award I would...
Me stumbling up drunk to stage: HEY CUMBERSNATCH I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT WISHBONE WAS THE BEST SHERLOCK OF ALL TIME
Me stumbling up drunk to stage: HEY CUMBERSNATCH I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT WISHBONE WAS THE BEST SHERLOCK OF ALL TIME
Someone peed at Petco while picking up his meds...
December 4, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Someone peed at Petco while picking up his meds...
I was having a totally normal night until I opened this app
apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I was having a totally normal night until I opened this app
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let me be clear. i respect very few of you. many of you are dumber than my dog, who is terrified of balloons.
December 2, 2024 at 2:14 PM
let me be clear. i respect very few of you. many of you are dumber than my dog, who is terrified of balloons.
Pretzel dog is best dog
November 22, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Pretzel dog is best dog
Driving down a street covered in trees during a bomb cyclone is not exactly something I want to do again. Every single piece of tree that fell made me think I was about to get crushed by a 70 foot evergreen
November 20, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Driving down a street covered in trees during a bomb cyclone is not exactly something I want to do again. Every single piece of tree that fell made me think I was about to get crushed by a 70 foot evergreen
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Kiwi Farms is trying to get a toxic foothold on bsky to target trans accts.
Their one move: copy/create blocklists w/actual trashbags & Nazis then add (innocent, unsuspecting, non-trashbag) trans accts.
DO not use blocklists unless well-sourced!
Ask around; ask list mgrs; confirm reliability
Their one move: copy/create blocklists w/actual trashbags & Nazis then add (innocent, unsuspecting, non-trashbag) trans accts.
DO not use blocklists unless well-sourced!
Ask around; ask list mgrs; confirm reliability
This is the next phase that Kiwi Farms members have stated they will do - constructing look-alike blocklists and then adding popular trans people to them after the fact, once the blocklist is seeded in the community. Make sure any block list you use says who runs it.
Do you know who is running this list? Reason for asking is they copied this account's lists verbatim, but do not say who is running their account.
November 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Kiwi Farms is trying to get a toxic foothold on bsky to target trans accts.
Their one move: copy/create blocklists w/actual trashbags & Nazis then add (innocent, unsuspecting, non-trashbag) trans accts.
DO not use blocklists unless well-sourced!
Ask around; ask list mgrs; confirm reliability
Their one move: copy/create blocklists w/actual trashbags & Nazis then add (innocent, unsuspecting, non-trashbag) trans accts.
DO not use blocklists unless well-sourced!
Ask around; ask list mgrs; confirm reliability
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What always bothered me about "echo chambers" is that there's not really any talk about why the right isn't asked to step out of theirs.
Especially when it obviously lies to assuage their bigotry and ignorance.
Especially when it obviously lies to assuage their bigotry and ignorance.
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
What always bothered me about "echo chambers" is that there's not really any talk about why the right isn't asked to step out of theirs.
Especially when it obviously lies to assuage their bigotry and ignorance.
Especially when it obviously lies to assuage their bigotry and ignorance.
I had to explain both Alf hog sensual Alf hog and skeeting to my partner, who newly arrived here. Explaining any of these things out loud just doesn't hit the same
November 17, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I had to explain both Alf hog sensual Alf hog and skeeting to my partner, who newly arrived here. Explaining any of these things out loud just doesn't hit the same
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Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory