s h o s h i <3
@sharkshanna.bsky.social
rat concubine, adjacent
i got dat ✨brute charisma✨
i got dat ✨brute charisma✨
how to lose a guy in 10 months:
be b i p o l a r
be b i p o l a r
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
how to lose a guy in 10 months:
be b i p o l a r
be b i p o l a r
what do you mean that dress is strapless and backless????
do yall designers know some of us got some REAL BAGGAGE ???????
and uhhh
by ‘real baggage’ I mean BIG OL TITTIES
do yall designers know some of us got some REAL BAGGAGE ???????
and uhhh
by ‘real baggage’ I mean BIG OL TITTIES
October 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
what do you mean that dress is strapless and backless????
do yall designers know some of us got some REAL BAGGAGE ???????
and uhhh
by ‘real baggage’ I mean BIG OL TITTIES
do yall designers know some of us got some REAL BAGGAGE ???????
and uhhh
by ‘real baggage’ I mean BIG OL TITTIES
all week, i spend any time available doing laundry then when the weekend hits it’s like ‘ok time to do laundry for the week!! 🤪🤪’
h o w i s t h i s r e a l l i f e
h o w i s t h i s r e a l l i f e
October 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
all week, i spend any time available doing laundry then when the weekend hits it’s like ‘ok time to do laundry for the week!! 🤪🤪’
h o w i s t h i s r e a l l i f e
h o w i s t h i s r e a l l i f e
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We should all move to the desert. Not the same desert though. Different deserts.
December 1, 2023 at 1:06 AM
We should all move to the desert. Not the same desert though. Different deserts.
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“Strawberry fields forever” is not the best business model I’ve ever heard but I wish those crazy kids the best as long as they don’t try to start messing around my blueberry fields
December 1, 2023 at 3:15 AM
“Strawberry fields forever” is not the best business model I’ve ever heard but I wish those crazy kids the best as long as they don’t try to start messing around my blueberry fields
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American pig only know how to record podcast and melt cheese
October 21, 2023 at 2:40 AM
American pig only know how to record podcast and melt cheese
Made another mom cry in the first week of school! This gonna be my year baybee!!
September 30, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Made another mom cry in the first week of school! This gonna be my year baybee!!
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Asked a bank employee if we could go to a bigger branch for our needs and she said “actually someone broke in and burned it down” we said “hmm” then left and the whole way home went “fucking good for them”
September 12, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Asked a bank employee if we could go to a bigger branch for our needs and she said “actually someone broke in and burned it down” we said “hmm” then left and the whole way home went “fucking good for them”
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Daniel Craig's steady evolution into Judith Butler is one of the few sources of honest joy I have in this world
September 3, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Daniel Craig's steady evolution into Judith Butler is one of the few sources of honest joy I have in this world
Don’t talk to me until I’ve play my morning Sims 4, pls. Thnx.
September 2, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve play my morning Sims 4, pls. Thnx.
“Hey babe, ready to scoot?”
*tailwhips my razor scooter*
*tailwhips my razor scooter*
September 2, 2023 at 6:57 AM
“Hey babe, ready to scoot?”
*tailwhips my razor scooter*
*tailwhips my razor scooter*
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hey guys check this out
September 1, 2023 at 10:02 PM
hey guys check this out
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follow me. but i guess i didnt need to tell you that. could have just played my rat flute
September 1, 2023 at 4:23 PM
follow me. but i guess i didnt need to tell you that. could have just played my rat flute
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me staring at myself in the little window for the entire zoom meeting
August 15, 2023 at 2:18 PM
me staring at myself in the little window for the entire zoom meeting
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if you didn’t go to college that’s why you’re poor, also if you did go to college that’s why you’re poor, what are you not getting
August 20, 2023 at 4:03 PM
if you didn’t go to college that’s why you’re poor, also if you did go to college that’s why you’re poor, what are you not getting
My child saw a show where a kid high fived a cop and he exclaimed “They just high fived a cop! Why would they do that?”
August 30, 2023 at 10:10 PM
My child saw a show where a kid high fived a cop and he exclaimed “They just high fived a cop! Why would they do that?”
ya like goth? electronic beats?
youtu.be/T07PfqoVnlc?...
youtu.be/T07PfqoVnlc?...
August 30, 2023 at 10:02 PM
ya like goth? electronic beats?
youtu.be/T07PfqoVnlc?...
youtu.be/T07PfqoVnlc?...
My favorite thing is when people complain about children in public. It’s like awh, someone doesn’t realize how fucking annoying they are either.
August 30, 2023 at 9:39 PM
My favorite thing is when people complain about children in public. It’s like awh, someone doesn’t realize how fucking annoying they are either.
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Fucking Bill Nye the Science Guy for more science.
August 23, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Fucking Bill Nye the Science Guy for more science.