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- 14% are named Doug
- most can grow antlers, but choose not to
- their mastery of dark magic is unparalleled amongst waterfowl
- if ducks were larger, they would destroy you
- few are poisonous, but most have a scathing wit & a love of gin
- 14% are named Doug
- most can grow antlers, but choose not to
- their mastery of dark magic is unparalleled amongst waterfowl
- if ducks were larger, they would destroy you
- few are poisonous, but most have a scathing wit & a love of gin
he is accepted immediately.
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
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