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Nolan Fabricius
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*pries your eyeballs open with steel hooks*
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM AND REMEMBER.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A Major Record Label: "What if a Cowboy could have the aesthetic of the cool dad from My Two Dads? What if a cowboy regarded the Highlander tv show the height of style? What if Catherine O'hara's character in Beetlejuice designed a cowboy?"
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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"Our guy has the leather jacket. The comparison is preposterous and quite frankly offensive."
it's happening dot gif
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
same guy
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh god oh fuck
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I mean this sincerely, if you’re gonna think so small that it’s only in terms of what they wear at least try pink uniforms and “I’m With Stupid” hats, it’ll work
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Once again: read @mariahblake.bsky.social's "They Poisoned the World: Life and Death in the Age of Forever Chemicals"

bookshop.org/p/books/they...
EPA just approved new ‘forever chemical’ pesticides for use on food
Critics warn the EPA’s approvals of new PFAS pesticides could expose more Americans to “forever chemicals” through their food.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
What if I was the guy who was legit like: “Moana should be IRL tho”
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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His entire wealth is supported by a self-driving fraud that has killed tens of Americans, on top of countless other crimes.

He is the face of the elite impunity that is destroying this country.

His freedom is one of the most important political issues of our time.
Again, it is unbelievable that this man is permitted to walk free after causing the deaths of potentially millions of people. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Musk Is Back in Politics. Does He Want to Stay a While?
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
When I am eventually outed for my best friend being a globally infamous pedophile and head of blackmail for Mossad, catch me announcing going underground on NYT the following business day.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Absolute catnip for goldfish brain libs
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Aerial shots of downtown Denver, pathetic, sparkless, dead. Incidental
population center.
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Crazy to be thinking “I’d rather Saudi Arabia own Warner Brothers than the Ellisons” but that’s where we are.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bitch u don’t know what I’m doin offline
1. If America were fascist right now, I would not be posting here. Neither would you.

Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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"The Fallout TV show choosing a canonical ending for New Vegas is an insult to players by invalidating the choices they may have made"

That is a baby take. Go big or go home:

The mere existence of New Vegas is an insult to player agency as it relies on choosing a canonical ending to Fallout 1.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We gotta stop talking about this shit in horse race terms. Getting online every day for a decade to see chatter and headlines implying we're INCHING SLIGHTLY CLOSER TOWARDS RELIEF FROM A GENERATIONAL TYRANT PEDOPHILE, is nuts.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I support porn.
They will try to censor porn. They will use those rules to then censor anything and everything else 1 inch at a time. You need to support porn and you need to do it vocally. The Internet (and all other media types) you save will be your own.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM