shrimplock
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wails of the weary, loop max infinite. draw me closer, damn near intimate.
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@shrimpstance.bsky.social
· Nov 21
this is what listening to Tabula Rasa (feat. Armand Hammer) feels like
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Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
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I love frames like these
December 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I love frames like these
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Boneheaded question. You’ve already assumed my familiarity with eight LESS famous reindeer. What do YOU think. 🤡
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Boneheaded question. You’ve already assumed my familiarity with eight LESS famous reindeer. What do YOU think. 🤡
people complaining about how bad bsky's discover feed is makes me feel insane. i thought we agreed the concept of an algorithmic fyp was ass anyway and a big reason we migrated over here is bc you can just get rid of it
December 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
people complaining about how bad bsky's discover feed is makes me feel insane. i thought we agreed the concept of an algorithmic fyp was ass anyway and a big reason we migrated over here is bc you can just get rid of it
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eggnog (floor supervisor)
December 6, 2023 at 10:28 PM
eggnog (floor supervisor)
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just made this :)
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
just made this :)
in honor of NL's bowling stream being the first topical time out of ten thousand this happened
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
in honor of NL's bowling stream being the first topical time out of ten thousand this happened
lol i think im getting my situationship which i wish was a real relationship ended on christmas eve
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
lol i think im getting my situationship which i wish was a real relationship ended on christmas eve
just reminisced about playing SCH in Savage. i wanna go back so bad but i have a life to live...
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
just reminisced about playing SCH in Savage. i wanna go back so bad but i have a life to live...
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*Iron Chef Dub Voice* Ahhh Fukui-san... he appears to be using a little known technique known as "the grapefruit technique" haha, very impressive stuff
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*Iron Chef Dub Voice* Ahhh Fukui-san... he appears to be using a little known technique known as "the grapefruit technique" haha, very impressive stuff
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you don't get it. none of you understand
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
you don't get it. none of you understand
just made this :)
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
just made this :)
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i whisper this to myself every time i click the post button
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i whisper this to myself every time i click the post button
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rizz on billy hatcher even my cube got game
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
rizz on billy hatcher even my cube got game