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Kyle M

@shuflebotm62.bsky.social

THATS ME IM THE FRIEND

raxdflipnote 🔜 MAGFEST 26 @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 5d

your one friend will say this today

January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM

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Living Antimatter

@jideaum.bsky.social

"This game sucks" says GBC TAS-er right before deploying arbitrary code execution to build himself a cooler, better game on demand

November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM

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Jordan

@jordan-dws.bsky.social

I'm unpacking with Nightmare Before Christmas on in the background and this part genuinely stunlocked me. I almost dropped the plates I was holding.

December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM

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dish

@pyrox.dev

making this a quote post for the clout

December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM

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raxdflipnote 🔜 MAGFEST 26

@raxdflipnote.bsky.social

good boy

November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM

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Shen Comix

@shenanigansen.bsky.social

Panel 1: Shen is looking at a tall box that we can see into and through dollhouse-style. It's filled with just a little green powder, and below it, it says "INT". Shen says "Hmmm... I'm not that smart ..."

Panel 2: Shen is happily filling the box with yellow powder from a big burlap sack labeled "EFFORT", holding it up on his shoulder and tilting it over the box. He says "I'll just study really hard!"

Panel 3: Shen is looking at a similar tall box, this time labeled "DRAWING" and filled only a little bit with pink powder. He says "I'm not that good at drawing either ..."

Panel 4: Shen is on his tiptoes, once again resting the burlap EFFORT sack on his shoulder and tilting it into the box, filling it. He says "I'll just practice really hard!"

Panel 5: Some time later, a girl with bell-shaped orange hair and a black top is holding a piece of paper and talking to Shen. She says "Wow, you got an A on that test?? You're so SMART!"

Panel 6: A guy with dark brown dreadlocks and a yellow t-shirt holds a piece of paper, pointing at it, and says "Wow you DREW this! You're so talented at ART!"

Panel 7: Shen has a devious evil grin, holding the EFFORT sack and looking at it, as the background darkens into shades of purple and red. He thinks "I've fooled them all."

September 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM

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Ryan Rds.

@rdstonowhere.bsky.social

The Unbeatable

September 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM

Kyle M

@shuflebotm62.bsky.social

Nice but we're 0.3% off

Year Progress Bot @yearprogress.bsky.social · Sep 12

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September 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM

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chopped unc crisis hotline

@milesklee.bsky.social

had the idea of collecting the most ominous or threatening images of MrBeast but fear nothing can top this

MrBeast at some event posing with his uncanny smile and dead eyes wearing a black suit jacket over a fuckin hoodie

“Obviously we won’t kill people.”
-MrBeast, on creating his version of ‘The Hunger Games’

August 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM

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Nick Ulivieri

@nuphoto.com

A fun little timelapse of the Goodyear Blimp bobbing and weaving in the sky above the #NASCAR race in Grant Park

July 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM

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Brooke from Let’s Not Date

@letsnotdate.bsky.social

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM

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Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

June 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM

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Bringus Studios

@batarong.com

June 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM

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Akita Neru

@theakitaneruone.bsky.social

The Switch 2 is going to be like: "He thought he was going to be left unmodded!! He mad!!"

June 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM

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Shen Comix

@shenanigansen.bsky.social

Panel 1: Shen is giving you a thumbs up, smiling, saying "Hey guys, thank you for rescuing me from being held hostage by a mouse!"

Panel 2: Shen is looking down and to his right, with disheartened grey eyes, and touching his fingers together, saying "Many of you ... DID send cheese ... But."

Panel 3: Shen's spirits are back as he points towards the camera, smiles, and winks, saying "But ONE of YOU had the clever idea of sending a MOUSE TRAP instead."

Panel 4: Shen gestures his hand towards the mouse, who is sitting in a mouse-trap-like device with a tiny wooden gamer chair and a phone stand with a phone in it. On the phone screen, the mouse has just rolled a 3-star gacha game character, which isn't even that good because it goes up to 5-star. Shen's hand is gesturing towards the mouse as he says "the mouse is now caught in the cycle of gacha game addiction."

June 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM

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Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

This makes me cry every time I see it.

"My father was
a potato
farmer. My
mother was a
potato. Say
.
what you will,
but love always
wins."
"

OLLY
LM A'

-Channing Tatum

May 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM

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Oregon 🕎🎲

@oregonthedm.bsky.social

Spent too much time on this

May 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM

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Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

I can't wait.

"I created my
own little
character. He's a
toad that's
obsessed with
potatoes Calling
him Potatoad.
It's guaranteed
to be the next
big thing.
"

-Barack Obama

May 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM

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Low Quality Facts

@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social

I like how people are saying that if Qatar put listening devices in Trump's plane we'd easily find them. Buddy this administration is so incompetent that Qatar could fill the plane with soldiers Trojan Horse style and nobody would notice.

May 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM