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Is it just me or do almost all product review websites seem AI generated now? Or is it just the duckduckgo search engine returning crap websites at the top?

This shit is beyond useless.
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Every episode of TOS was about racial discrimination, every ep of next gen was about Riker encouraging bisexual orgies, every episode of DS9 was about revolutionary politics, and every episode of Voyager was about an adult catman hosting a morning cooking show, so, alright, not all of them but most
Stephen Miller is upset about Star Trek, one of the most socially progressive franchises in TV history
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Acoustic guitars used to just be called ‘guitars.’

Then, we invented electric guitars. Oh no.

Which meant saying ‘guitar’ wasn’t clear enough.

So 'guitars' became 'acoustic guitars.'

‘Acoustic guitar’ is an example of a ‘retronym.’

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January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone

Teller: So is this not a robbery?

Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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accidentally introduced a bug to the game where all the text got replaced with "you"
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Frog we don’t have time for this
Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?”

“Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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if there’s a hamburglar then it stands to reason that there is [eyes narrow] a hotdoglar
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Please stop asking the replicator for “bowls of human blood.” It’s not technically illegal but you’re really freaking people out
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Oh sure it's funny when a cartoon character drops a piano on someone's head but when I do it it’s a “crime”
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Kerbal Space Program is an educational game for learning why launching your enemies into the sun is actually extremely difficult
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Yeah i am fully dead. AI turned out to be the ultimate weapon against intelligence, but not in the way we imagined
December 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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I will continue to mention and congratulate my friends on their baby's length long after it is born
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm sorry but it is incredibly hard to take the movie "Weapons" seriously when everyone keeps doing the Naruto run.
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM