Rachel 🧅
@sir-rachel.bsky.social
half books, half sports, all snark (she/they) 🖤🩶💜
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
We’re gonna basically be neighbors! 😂
Chicago Stars FC is a founding franchise of #NWSL and they will finally have their first ever, club specific, performance center. Sat down with club president Karen Leetzow to discuss how they settled on Bannockburn and how it fits into future plans for the club
www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/...
www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/...
Chicago Stars FC announce new 'player-centric' club training facilities
The facilities are set for completion in 2027 and will be located in Bannockburn, Ill.
www.cbssports.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
We’re gonna basically be neighbors! 😂
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Laila Edwards' family is fundraising to be able to join her in Milan for the Olympics. If you're able to help or share this, please do.
Donate to Send Laila's Family to the Olympics to Cheer Her On!, organized by Charone Gray-Edwards and Robert Edwards
Laila Edwards is going to the Olympics! On New Year's Eve, La… Charone Gray-Edwards and Robert Edwards needs your support for Send Laila's Family to the Olympics to Cheer Her On!
www.gofundme.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Laila Edwards' family is fundraising to be able to join her in Milan for the Olympics. If you're able to help or share this, please do.
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Goodnight, friends.
Resolutions are over-rated. Be you. Play to your strengths.
I love you.
Resolutions are over-rated. Be you. Play to your strengths.
I love you.
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Goodnight, friends.
Resolutions are over-rated. Be you. Play to your strengths.
I love you.
Resolutions are over-rated. Be you. Play to your strengths.
I love you.
The Winter Classic not being on Jan 1 anymore remains the stupidest fucking thing
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The Winter Classic not being on Jan 1 anymore remains the stupidest fucking thing
Contemplating what fun things can be made with the new public domain works and I decided we should put The Little Engine that Could into a Train to Busan-type scenario
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Contemplating what fun things can be made with the new public domain works and I decided we should put The Little Engine that Could into a Train to Busan-type scenario
The funniest thing about Apple serving up random photos from my camera roll is that every so often I just get presented with an image of something like:
a dead chicken
a dead chicken
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The funniest thing about Apple serving up random photos from my camera roll is that every so often I just get presented with an image of something like:
a dead chicken
a dead chicken
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I feel bad for Malik Willis but this is tremendous content
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I feel bad for Malik Willis but this is tremendous content
This year I got sick for both my birthday AND Christmas, so I’m ready to move on to 2026 tyvm
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This year I got sick for both my birthday AND Christmas, so I’m ready to move on to 2026 tyvm
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And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did knot dye
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What an absolutely fucking bonkers football game!!!!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What an absolutely fucking bonkers football game!!!!!!!
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A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Chappell Rohan
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Sex Bomb-adil.
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
I saw this comment while the logo was still off screen and I was deeply unprepared for just HOW dizzy-inducing it is.
Click through for a..... time
Click through for a..... time
is a logo supposed to make u dizzy
NEW: Salt Lake City's 2034 Winter Olympics will carry a new name and "transitional" logo, "Utah 2034" with design elements pulled from landmarks all across the state.
Full story + graphics ⬇️
news.sportslogos.net/2025/12/08/o...
Full story + graphics ⬇️
news.sportslogos.net/2025/12/08/o...
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I saw this comment while the logo was still off screen and I was deeply unprepared for just HOW dizzy-inducing it is.
Click through for a..... time
Click through for a..... time
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I was helping my mom choose from some options for a jacket/sweater to go on top of a dress.
Now I'm getting emails telling me all about that thing I was looking at. Great way to make sure I in fact never shop at your store for myself!!!!!!!!
Now I'm getting emails telling me all about that thing I was looking at. Great way to make sure I in fact never shop at your store for myself!!!!!!!!
I hate the new trend to send emails because you were on someone's website.
If I wanted to be perceived I would shop in person.
If I wanted to be perceived I would shop in person.
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I was helping my mom choose from some options for a jacket/sweater to go on top of a dress.
Now I'm getting emails telling me all about that thing I was looking at. Great way to make sure I in fact never shop at your store for myself!!!!!!!!
Now I'm getting emails telling me all about that thing I was looking at. Great way to make sure I in fact never shop at your store for myself!!!!!!!!
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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I love this!
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I love this!
SUCH a delight to watch the ever-wonderful @nicolehaase.bsky.social on Jeopardy. So freaking cool!
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
SUCH a delight to watch the ever-wonderful @nicolehaase.bsky.social on Jeopardy. So freaking cool!
If anyone is looking for a bookstore to support this Small Business Saturday, may I recommend my beloved local indie Read Between the Lynes?
bookshop.org/shop/readbet...
They're going to be losing out on sales today since we're getting many inches of snow, so I know they'd appreciate a lil boost!
bookshop.org/shop/readbet...
They're going to be losing out on sales today since we're getting many inches of snow, so I know they'd appreciate a lil boost!
Read Between The Lynes Bookshop
Read Between The Lynes is YOUR hometown bookstore. We are proudly located on the Historic Woodstock Square, keeping our focus on convenience, community and you, our customers. Read Between The Lynes h...
bookshop.org
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If anyone is looking for a bookstore to support this Small Business Saturday, may I recommend my beloved local indie Read Between the Lynes?
bookshop.org/shop/readbet...
They're going to be losing out on sales today since we're getting many inches of snow, so I know they'd appreciate a lil boost!
bookshop.org/shop/readbet...
They're going to be losing out on sales today since we're getting many inches of snow, so I know they'd appreciate a lil boost!
There are some single-use kitchen gadgets that I only use occasionally but when I do I'm extremely grateful for their existence.
Cookie scoops are high up on that list.
Cookie scoops are high up on that list.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
There are some single-use kitchen gadgets that I only use occasionally but when I do I'm extremely grateful for their existence.
Cookie scoops are high up on that list.
Cookie scoops are high up on that list.
WHY does your sweater need to include 7% wool? STOP IT.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
WHY does your sweater need to include 7% wool? STOP IT.
Already seen two different headlines today with misspellings (Effect vs. Affect, Week vs. Weak).
We really are cooked, aren't we?
We really are cooked, aren't we?
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Already seen two different headlines today with misspellings (Effect vs. Affect, Week vs. Weak).
We really are cooked, aren't we?
We really are cooked, aren't we?
Just gotta note that this has ABSOLUTELY gone mainstream. I was standing in the pharmacy waiting for my flu shot and overheard a bunch of little old ladies calling out this BS and the "25% less" lie.
Gotta love how Jon Karl and ABC News had this graphic ready to go *the very moment* that Hassett rolled out his Walmart anecdote.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just gotta note that this has ABSOLUTELY gone mainstream. I was standing in the pharmacy waiting for my flu shot and overheard a bunch of little old ladies calling out this BS and the "25% less" lie.