Joe Jalbert
@sirchatters.bsky.social
Data analyst and gaming enthusiast
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when you hit the wrong button
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when you hit the wrong button
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"After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings Coalition issued the following statement"
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings Coalition issued the following statement"
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*Between bouts of being waterboarded*
Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)
Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
*Between bouts of being waterboarded*
Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)
Schumer: (Gasp) How is this bringing down the price of beef (glurgle glurgle)
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i think about this post every time i watch a movie
September 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i think about this post every time i watch a movie
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tired: a man who is not a liberal at nineteen has no heart and a man who is not a conservative at forty has no brain
inspired: every year you must make a will save against deciding everything new is bad and scary and eventually everyone fails
inspired: every year you must make a will save against deciding everything new is bad and scary and eventually everyone fails
August 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
tired: a man who is not a liberal at nineteen has no heart and a man who is not a conservative at forty has no brain
inspired: every year you must make a will save against deciding everything new is bad and scary and eventually everyone fails
inspired: every year you must make a will save against deciding everything new is bad and scary and eventually everyone fails
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White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
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Straight up banger from @maiamindel.bsky.social on the other site
June 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Straight up banger from @maiamindel.bsky.social on the other site
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ok maybe the American flag scolds had a point, this photo goes hard
June 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
ok maybe the American flag scolds had a point, this photo goes hard
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Doo-dah
Doo-dah
Doo-dah
June 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Doo-dah
Doo-dah
Doo-dah
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If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
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Homicide rates: NY 4.5, FL 7.2
Life expectancy: NY 79, FL 76.1
Uninsured rate: NY 4.8, FL 10.7
Life expectancy: NY 79, FL 76.1
Uninsured rate: NY 4.8, FL 10.7
Bessent: "We want the US to be more like Florida and less like New York"
May 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Homicide rates: NY 4.5, FL 7.2
Life expectancy: NY 79, FL 76.1
Uninsured rate: NY 4.8, FL 10.7
Life expectancy: NY 79, FL 76.1
Uninsured rate: NY 4.8, FL 10.7
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I'm looking to chat with nonbinary and/or trans speakers of several languages, especially including Irish, Hindi, Arabic, Hebrew, Italian, Russian, Polish, Icelandic - but also any other languages (aside from English / Spanish / French). DM or email me!
May 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm looking to chat with nonbinary and/or trans speakers of several languages, especially including Irish, Hindi, Arabic, Hebrew, Italian, Russian, Polish, Icelandic - but also any other languages (aside from English / Spanish / French). DM or email me!
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It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.
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A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A story about why Democrats are losers, in four parts.
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Trump with tariffs
May 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Trump with tariffs
I was literally watching the end sequence roll when I finally went, "Ooooooooh. Blue PRINTS." Wild to feel that dumb after feeling that smart in getting to an ending.
it's called Blue Prince because, when you say it out loud, it sounds like you're saying "bloop rinse"
Quote this and post like you're me
April 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I was literally watching the end sequence roll when I finally went, "Ooooooooh. Blue PRINTS." Wild to feel that dumb after feeling that smart in getting to an ending.
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This is just senility at this point. These "reasonable" Republicans never show up to vote, or to the press or their constituents. He's been doing this too long to be fooled by them. He's either lying for them, it is too it if touch with reality to be serving.
A lot of delusion happening in that Schumer NYT interview, but this gets to the heart of it: he believes his Republican colleagues will come around and everything will be ok. Absolutely delusional.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/16/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/16/m...
March 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is just senility at this point. These "reasonable" Republicans never show up to vote, or to the press or their constituents. He's been doing this too long to be fooled by them. He's either lying for them, it is too it if touch with reality to be serving.
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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
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