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Ive Sorocuk
@sirive.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Announcing my next #ttrpg! The Diggables: Never Stop Powering Up.
Are you struggling with solo superheroing?
Do you lack the respect of your foes?
Are your powers unreliable or unpredictable?
Do you need help with the logistics side of things?
Would you like the help and support of fellow heroes?
Are you struggling with solo superheroing?
Do you lack the respect of your foes?
Are your powers unreliable or unpredictable?
Do you need help with the logistics side of things?
Would you like the help and support of fellow heroes?
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I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
September 16, 2023 at 10:12 PM
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Totally forgot this year!
I'm the guy that has to shave all the Movember moustaches off the buses tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Totally forgot this year!
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
One time I was in line at IGA and a younger dude was loudly whining about fancy Extra Gum flavours. He turned to the line that he was holding up as if we were his personal standup audience and said "key lime pie gum? What happened to mint?" and I pointed to the mint extra and said "it's right there"
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
One time I was in line at IGA and a younger dude was loudly whining about fancy Extra Gum flavours. He turned to the line that he was holding up as if we were his personal standup audience and said "key lime pie gum? What happened to mint?" and I pointed to the mint extra and said "it's right there"
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The Bionic Woman's Bionic Beauty Salon!
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Bionic Woman's Bionic Beauty Salon!
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Sleep in.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sleep in.
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Reflecting on my accomplishments
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Reflecting on my accomplishments
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Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
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Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
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I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
I think I'm unreasonably excited about the new train stations.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I think I'm unreasonably excited about the new train stations.
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
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48 HOUR SALE ALERT
Blurred Lines is a solo TTRPG inspired by Italian horror movies of the 70s, the Giallos! Play as a crime photographer and hunt down a serial killer in dark leather gloves.
BUY IT NOW
30% off : www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
(please RT 🙏)
Blurred Lines is a solo TTRPG inspired by Italian horror movies of the 70s, the Giallos! Play as a crime photographer and hunt down a serial killer in dark leather gloves.
BUY IT NOW
30% off : www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
(please RT 🙏)
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
48 HOUR SALE ALERT
Blurred Lines is a solo TTRPG inspired by Italian horror movies of the 70s, the Giallos! Play as a crime photographer and hunt down a serial killer in dark leather gloves.
BUY IT NOW
30% off : www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
(please RT 🙏)
Blurred Lines is a solo TTRPG inspired by Italian horror movies of the 70s, the Giallos! Play as a crime photographer and hunt down a serial killer in dark leather gloves.
BUY IT NOW
30% off : www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
(please RT 🙏)
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To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
If You Had Legs I Would Kick You In The Legs.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If You Had Legs I Would Kick You In The Legs.
All year I've been working on my tttrpg and watching a crazy amount of actual plays. I only had three actual tttrpg sessions if I count playtesting twice.
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
All year I've been working on my tttrpg and watching a crazy amount of actual plays. I only had three actual tttrpg sessions if I count playtesting twice.
Hit Points Lovecraft.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Hit Points Lovecraft.
If you haven't seen The Surfer with Nic Cage, that's a pretty good representation of Australian Christmas.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If you haven't seen The Surfer with Nic Cage, that's a pretty good representation of Australian Christmas.
I’ve been so close to downloading this (it’s free) so this helps me fuck it right off.
For people unaware and playing/streaming Where Winds Meet, it uses GenAI for NPC chat bots, and let's you import a photo of yourself and a voice clip for character creation, which I'm sure I don't need to explain why that is fucked up
And no AI disclosure on Steam 🙃
And no AI disclosure on Steam 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’ve been so close to downloading this (it’s free) so this helps me fuck it right off.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
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finally
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
finally