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@skankedaround.bsky.social
epidemiologist
lost my neopets password 🌹🏳️🌈✝️
she/her
lost my neopets password 🌹🏳️🌈✝️
she/her
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seems very bad that the richest person on Earth bought an election, thus installing his own personal fascist puppet, unilaterally conducts foreign policy violating Logan Act, owns a massive engine of fash disinfo, and has access to natsec secrets while regularly violating terms of security clearance
"Elon Musk is backing the far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD)," writes @politico.com, "The AfD is surging despite its growing radicalism and persistent warnings from mainstream leaders that it is an extremist, even Nazi, party." www.politico.eu/article/elon...
Backlash builds as Elon Musk endorses Germany’s far right
“Only the AfD can save Germany,” said the key Donald Trump ally.
www.politico.eu
December 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
seems very bad that the richest person on Earth bought an election, thus installing his own personal fascist puppet, unilaterally conducts foreign policy violating Logan Act, owns a massive engine of fash disinfo, and has access to natsec secrets while regularly violating terms of security clearance
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Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time
December 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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I was unexpectedly laid off from @motherjones.com on Friday the 13th. I’ve been deprived of direct access to my Google Drive, which contains seven years worth of work. I am also ineligible for unemployment. This is a terrible Christmas for me and my family.
If you have leads for work, pls lmk.
If you have leads for work, pls lmk.
December 20, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I was unexpectedly laid off from @motherjones.com on Friday the 13th. I’ve been deprived of direct access to my Google Drive, which contains seven years worth of work. I am also ineligible for unemployment. This is a terrible Christmas for me and my family.
If you have leads for work, pls lmk.
If you have leads for work, pls lmk.
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Could Donald Trump be a moderating influence on an Elon Musk presidency?
December 20, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Could Donald Trump be a moderating influence on an Elon Musk presidency?
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Meanwhile this is one of the items removed from the spending bill due to Musk's revolt:
December 21, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Meanwhile this is one of the items removed from the spending bill due to Musk's revolt:
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a lot of Obama era liberals came of age politically at a time when it was very trendy to have a libertarian streak. these guys are very sympathetic to the idea that government should be pared down
The mission of DOGE isn’t to “cut unnecessary spending”!!! It’s to gut the liberal state and attack Labor and racialized and gendered sectors of the public sector! Musk wants every federal worker pissing in basic bottles and using his chatbot software no one cares about “waste” you greasy idiot!
December 21, 2024 at 12:33 AM
a lot of Obama era liberals came of age politically at a time when it was very trendy to have a libertarian streak. these guys are very sympathetic to the idea that government should be pared down
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People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random.
Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea
Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea
Breaking News: The FDA approved use of the weight loss drug Zepbound for a common form of sleep apnea. It is the first drug authorized to treat the disorder.
F.D.A. Approves Weight-Loss Drug to Treat Sleep Apnea
Zepbound is the first prescription drug approved specifically to treat the common condition.
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2024 at 12:41 AM
People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random.
Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea
Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea
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Never rooted so hard for an overdose
AOC says we should pass campaign finance reform so everyone can “stop being so scared of what a billionaire man child thinks”.
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
December 21, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Never rooted so hard for an overdose
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Woke is coming back. Get in on the ground floor of Woke 2.
December 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Woke is coming back. Get in on the ground floor of Woke 2.
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I hate this line of messaging so much
November 18, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I hate this line of messaging so much
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With all the issues people currently face imagine making the centerpiece of your campaign to have a functioning government an anti-trans bill
October 10, 2023 at 6:10 PM
With all the issues people currently face imagine making the centerpiece of your campaign to have a functioning government an anti-trans bill
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removing headlines from news articles is the funniest thing elon has done so far. crafting an experience where the user is perpetually scrolling through 25 consecutive uncontextualized pictures of donald trump and timothee chalamet and then reading something vaguely antisemitic
October 5, 2023 at 1:57 AM
removing headlines from news articles is the funniest thing elon has done so far. crafting an experience where the user is perpetually scrolling through 25 consecutive uncontextualized pictures of donald trump and timothee chalamet and then reading something vaguely antisemitic
coming home from la and immediately getting food poisoning from chipotle(?) is poetic
September 6, 2023 at 2:27 PM
coming home from la and immediately getting food poisoning from chipotle(?) is poetic
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I wrote about our terrible future of annoying Founder candidates
Are we stuck with these guys forever
I hate the Silicon Valley Candidate trend
substack.com
August 30, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I wrote about our terrible future of annoying Founder candidates
hey, would really not recommend having no emotional permanence! follow me for more hot mental health tips
August 30, 2023 at 6:20 PM
hey, would really not recommend having no emotional permanence! follow me for more hot mental health tips
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after years of work i finally figured out how to make the Sopranos logo even cooler
August 29, 2023 at 3:17 PM
after years of work i finally figured out how to make the Sopranos logo even cooler
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August 30, 2023 at 2:39 AM
every once in a while i think about my girlfriend and get all weepy and want for thank her for existing ?????? why is this the queer experience???????
August 29, 2023 at 3:22 PM
every once in a while i think about my girlfriend and get all weepy and want for thank her for existing ?????? why is this the queer experience???????
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my job at microsoft is to change the default Outlook view for all users every few hours, forcing them to stop whatever they were doing to change it back. whenever i ask bill gates why he pays me to do this he gives a sinister laugh and mumbles something about buying all the arable land in montana
August 29, 2023 at 3:02 PM
my job at microsoft is to change the default Outlook view for all users every few hours, forcing them to stop whatever they were doing to change it back. whenever i ask bill gates why he pays me to do this he gives a sinister laugh and mumbles something about buying all the arable land in montana
*cracking knuckles* time to gay this app up
August 26, 2023 at 4:41 PM
*cracking knuckles* time to gay this app up
oh my god, seeing *every single post and reply* from people I follow is going to kill this app for me. jesus fuck
August 24, 2023 at 6:13 PM
oh my god, seeing *every single post and reply* from people I follow is going to kill this app for me. jesus fuck
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im being gangstalked by the consequences of my actions
August 9, 2023 at 11:53 PM
im being gangstalked by the consequences of my actions