Stephen Cowell
@skcowell79.bsky.social
I should really put something here
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I can see this revolutionising free kicks
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I can see this revolutionising free kicks
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Cleaners put this yellow sign outside the toilets at work
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Cleaners put this yellow sign outside the toilets at work
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So, today marks 10 years since the passing of Bowie.
It also marks 10 years since I put something on Twitter about it which resulted in me having to take a day off work, chase down various international media, get blocked by half of Australia, and end up the filling in a Kanye and Madonna sandwich.
It also marks 10 years since I put something on Twitter about it which resulted in me having to take a day off work, chase down various international media, get blocked by half of Australia, and end up the filling in a Kanye and Madonna sandwich.
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 AM
So, today marks 10 years since the passing of Bowie.
It also marks 10 years since I put something on Twitter about it which resulted in me having to take a day off work, chase down various international media, get blocked by half of Australia, and end up the filling in a Kanye and Madonna sandwich.
It also marks 10 years since I put something on Twitter about it which resulted in me having to take a day off work, chase down various international media, get blocked by half of Australia, and end up the filling in a Kanye and Madonna sandwich.
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Happy 53rd birthday to 'Whatever happened to the Likely Lads?' 🎂
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Happy 53rd birthday to 'Whatever happened to the Likely Lads?' 🎂
A song that will likely be relevant for the rest of human civilisation.
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
A song that will likely be relevant for the rest of human civilisation.
Look what you've done @noscoredraws.com
This Christmas I've cooked, cleaned and run around after our entire extended family. My other half has done fuck all, except sit and complete a very tricky 1000 piece jigsaw. Unfortunately when they get to the end, they'll find it's now a 999 piece jigsaw. I ate a piece in spite
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Look what you've done @noscoredraws.com
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Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com
Thanks for reading them this year x
www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
Thanks for reading them this year x
www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
David Squires on … football’s notable people and big moments from 2025
Our cartoonist looks back at the big stories and memorable moments as we wave farewell to another year in football
www.theguardian.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com
Thanks for reading them this year x
www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
Thanks for reading them this year x
www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
Look forward to these everyday. Which might say something about how well my December has been going so far but listening back to @twoht.bsky.social and @dotmund.bsky.social putting themselves through this from 5 years ago cheers me right up.
It's day 17 of the advent calendar, and Bruce Forsyth is in charge of Christmas 1973.
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The Unexpected Delirium Advent Calendar, Day 17: This is Our Christmas Everest - The Generation Game Christmas Special, 1973
Bruce Forsyth is in charge, and my God does he want you to know it. It's time for the BBC's primest primetime show of that year.
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Look forward to these everyday. Which might say something about how well my December has been going so far but listening back to @twoht.bsky.social and @dotmund.bsky.social putting themselves through this from 5 years ago cheers me right up.
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Gary O'Neil for Wolves and Russell Martin for Southampton? Has everyone lost their minds?
We've got a full round-up of the weekend action on ROUTE ONE today, but, yeah, mostly it's @stevemadeley78.bsky.social and George Rees-Julian talking Wolves and Southampton.
pod.fo/e/349aae
We've got a full round-up of the weekend action on ROUTE ONE today, but, yeah, mostly it's @stevemadeley78.bsky.social and George Rees-Julian talking Wolves and Southampton.
pod.fo/e/349aae
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gary O'Neil for Wolves and Russell Martin for Southampton? Has everyone lost their minds?
We've got a full round-up of the weekend action on ROUTE ONE today, but, yeah, mostly it's @stevemadeley78.bsky.social and George Rees-Julian talking Wolves and Southampton.
pod.fo/e/349aae
We've got a full round-up of the weekend action on ROUTE ONE today, but, yeah, mostly it's @stevemadeley78.bsky.social and George Rees-Julian talking Wolves and Southampton.
pod.fo/e/349aae
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October 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE SOCKS:
📣 We can't advertise these Socks on META as they're "political". Shares/RT appreciated, thanks!
sockcouncil.com/product/free...
2️⃣ SIZES
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PROFITS TO PALESTINIAN CHARITY LAJEE CENTRE.
📣 We can't advertise these Socks on META as they're "political". Shares/RT appreciated, thanks!
sockcouncil.com/product/free...
2️⃣ SIZES
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On the subject of Aston Villa's Europa League match against Maccabi Tel Aviv, and the hapless response of the British government.
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Siding with the hooligans is on brand for a government that seems determined to trash its reputation
The government's handling of the upcoming Aston Villa Europa League match reeks of a degree of incompetence for which they are now rightly known.
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October 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
On the subject of Aston Villa's Europa League match against Maccabi Tel Aviv, and the hapless response of the British government.
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/siding-wit...
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Me after a curry.
October 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me after a curry.
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Being a fascist must be exhausting, they've only just got the flags up the lampposts and now they're having to lower them to half lamppost
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Being a fascist must be exhausting, they've only just got the flags up the lampposts and now they're having to lower them to half lamppost
The thing with the Elizabeth Line and HS2 is that it's more large investment into southern public transport that's already way better than the rest of the country.
Interesting that there were no apologies from all the people who said that the Elizabeth Line would be a white elephant and a total waste of money. Despite this, we've allowed their opinions to ruin HS2 and basically guarantee it's failure
August 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The thing with the Elizabeth Line and HS2 is that it's more large investment into southern public transport that's already way better than the rest of the country.
Yer forrin crisp aisle especially for @barcajim3.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Yer forrin crisp aisle especially for @barcajim3.bsky.social
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Why would I do something as reckless and counter-intuitive as launch an old fashioned website in 2025? Have a read here:
trackrecordmedia.org/about/
trackrecordmedia.org/about/
August 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Why would I do something as reckless and counter-intuitive as launch an old fashioned website in 2025? Have a read here:
trackrecordmedia.org/about/
trackrecordmedia.org/about/
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It costs £0.00 to help out a small business (hint - click retweet)
New tees added.
Maldini, Guardiola, Zanetti and more.
🛒 footballstadiumprints.com/product-category/stripes-t-shirts/
New tees added.
Maldini, Guardiola, Zanetti and more.
🛒 footballstadiumprints.com/product-category/stripes-t-shirts/
August 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
It costs £0.00 to help out a small business (hint - click retweet)
New tees added.
Maldini, Guardiola, Zanetti and more.
🛒 footballstadiumprints.com/product-category/stripes-t-shirts/
New tees added.
Maldini, Guardiola, Zanetti and more.
🛒 footballstadiumprints.com/product-category/stripes-t-shirts/
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First league game of the season this coming Sunday.
August 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
First league game of the season this coming Sunday.
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We've joined Bluesky just in time for the new season starting. But we'll start with posting a squad photo from our first season back in 2010.
August 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We've joined Bluesky just in time for the new season starting. But we'll start with posting a squad photo from our first season back in 2010.
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The rest of Newcastle's transfer window.
July 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The rest of Newcastle's transfer window.
The replies to this are exactly what you expect them to be.
Oscar Wilde said that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. But the lowest form of wit is actually replying to any post with that John Peel meme. It's like saying 'Parklife!' but worse.
July 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The replies to this are exactly what you expect them to be.
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The 2 most recent additions to the site.
Jim Bett - Aberdeen
Dan Burn - Newcastle United
🛒 footballstadiumprints.com/product-category/legends-t-shirts/
#legends #tshirts
Jim Bett - Aberdeen
Dan Burn - Newcastle United
🛒 footballstadiumprints.com/product-category/legends-t-shirts/
#legends #tshirts
March 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The 2 most recent additions to the site.
Jim Bett - Aberdeen
Dan Burn - Newcastle United
🛒 footballstadiumprints.com/product-category/legends-t-shirts/
#legends #tshirts
Jim Bett - Aberdeen
Dan Burn - Newcastle United
🛒 footballstadiumprints.com/product-category/legends-t-shirts/
#legends #tshirts