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This was a joke on Veep back in the day.

Laura Loomer is a nitwit.
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."
August 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
Bondi: "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
August 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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So many stupid, stupid, people.
11/ I suspect Trump and millions of americans think this way bsky.app/profile/atru...
August 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Most people have no idea that there are already 32 federal law enforcement agencies with a presence in DC and more than a half dozen local law enforcement agencies. Violent crime keeps going down while Trump escalates his lies to keep Epstein off of the headlines.
The crime is so bad in DC that you can take a nap at twilight and stretch out on the well manicured grass of our Capitol while other people enjoy picnics and each others company.
August 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Ron DeSantis: Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t act alone

flip.it/edH.Np
Ron DeSantis: Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell didn't act alone
'There were obviously other people involved, and yet no one's been brought to justice.'
floridapolitics.com
July 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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There is literally always a tweet.
July 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Not a day goes by that I don't think about this story from over a year ago. Trump tells oil CEOS exactly what he'll give them in return for $1 billion. You can't get more brazen. Gift link 🎁
wapo.st/4f3eWZo
What Trump promised oil CEOs as he asked them to steer $1 billion to his campaign
Donald Trump has pledged to scrap President Biden’s policies on electric vehicles and wind energy, and other initiatives opposed by the fossil fuel industry.
wapo.st
July 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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just looping back on this october 2024 warning and yep we have ticked through them all
July 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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RIP
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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the president does not actually have the power to fire a university president or a museum director, but if elites simply roll over under pressure, then effectively he does
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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If any politicians have any scandals they want to bury, tonight's the night to drop that press release. Secret family? Embezzling church funds? Baby, you're in the clear.
June 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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My Canadian university, Queen's, is offering TWENTY 4-year funded PhDs (40k CAD/yr) for a student of ANY citizenship who has been accepted at a top 100 US university but have had offer rescinded OR are reconsidering offer due to US policy.
Details found here👇

www.queensu.ca/grad-postdoc...
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Queen’s University is a globally engaged, research-intensive institution dedicated to attracting and supporting exceptional PhD students who will significantly advance our research mission.
www.queensu.ca
June 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.
May 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Trump’s 4,000 meme-coins-per-plate crypto dinner is an American embarrassment

flip.it/o_jYqM
May 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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For all the talk about “hard truths” etc that propagate our discourse we really don’t discuss how coddling conspiracy theorists has made things worse for everyone.
40% of Republicans say the COVID-19 vaccine has probably or definitely killed more people than the COVID-19 virus.
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Trump’s polling better than any previous president in the coveted “male serial killer about to be executed” demo.
May 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Warner Bros. Discovery is changing names again.

Meet the new HBO Max, it's the same as the old HBO Max before the name was changed to just Max. But now it will be HBO Max again.
May 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."
May 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@ntnewman.bsky.social Baeza is in the field. That is your sleeper pick, correct?
May 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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this guy is a world class asshole
Vance's Easter visit to Rome clogged its streets with a 40-vehicle entourage. He also demanded the Coliseum be closed so he and his family could tour it alone. Tourists who properly booked slots in advance got screwed.

He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up.
JD Vance and his forty 4x4s visit the Vatican during trip to Rome
The US vice-president, a self-styled ‘baby Catholic’ who was baptised in 2019, and his family met senior officials from the Catholic Church
www.thetimes.com
April 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM