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not sure if it was originally a tweet but ...
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
not sure if it was originally a tweet but ...
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(Programming note. I am gonna keep posting in the thread but I finally got around to collecting all this in a pdf + some stuff that din't fit, if you want to give me a few bucks in exchange for it here's a way. No obligation.)
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December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
(Programming note. I am gonna keep posting in the thread but I finally got around to collecting all this in a pdf + some stuff that din't fit, if you want to give me a few bucks in exchange for it here's a way. No obligation.)
opinionista3.gumroad.com/l/skfmmt
opinionista3.gumroad.com/l/skfmmt
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You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You’re telling me these antibiotics are for broads on the spectrum?
this is literally the exact costume from the "It's Pat!" SNL sketch
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
this is literally the exact costume from the "It's Pat!" SNL sketch
fuck Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
fuck Spotify
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Bulk Barn's only red nonpareils came as a mix with green and white... so anyway.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Bulk Barn's only red nonpareils came as a mix with green and white... so anyway.
Joe Pera Talks You Off
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Joe Pera Talks You Off
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
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*hot summer's day
"want a cold one?"
pulls a 4 pack of these from the cooler
"want a cold one?"
pulls a 4 pack of these from the cooler
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
*hot summer's day
"want a cold one?"
pulls a 4 pack of these from the cooler
"want a cold one?"
pulls a 4 pack of these from the cooler
what are you looking at smoothskin?
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
what are you looking at smoothskin?
Knock knock
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Knock knock
did a small half turkey as a dry run last night. the Kenji mayo recipe is very solid. let the bird dry brine overnight, I mixed in fennel & garlic powders & pepper into the mayo, painted that bad boy & air fried it for an hour.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
did a small half turkey as a dry run last night. the Kenji mayo recipe is very solid. let the bird dry brine overnight, I mixed in fennel & garlic powders & pepper into the mayo, painted that bad boy & air fried it for an hour.
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The bar he’s meeting his associate at used to be an upmarket grocery store. A partially legible sign in the lot says ‘le Foods’, French maybe? Albert doesn’t know. The structure is intact, concrete and glass, built to last even if the business model wasn’t.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The bar he’s meeting his associate at used to be an upmarket grocery store. A partially legible sign in the lot says ‘le Foods’, French maybe? Albert doesn’t know. The structure is intact, concrete and glass, built to last even if the business model wasn’t.
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Oh what a day for a ball game folks, 30 seconds left here in the fourth, cowboys down by 7… there’s the snap… and OH NO! The quarterback has solved the lament configuration… and here come the cenobites. In their world pleasure and pain are the same, this s just something no coach ever wants to see
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh what a day for a ball game folks, 30 seconds left here in the fourth, cowboys down by 7… there’s the snap… and OH NO! The quarterback has solved the lament configuration… and here come the cenobites. In their world pleasure and pain are the same, this s just something no coach ever wants to see
that looks like a massive green rectum
President Trump and Melania Trump welcomed Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman to the White House on Tuesday for a state dinner. Our fashion critic writes that the first lady's gown offered an unexpected sign of allegiance between the U.S. and Saudi Arabia. nyti.ms/48jP75v
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
that looks like a massive green rectum
I'm glad George Plympton isn't alive to see any of this
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I'm glad George Plympton isn't alive to see any of this
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broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
my cat does this
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
my cat does this
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
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Let me be blunt… is there a labor crisis in Tokyo-3?
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Let me be blunt… is there a labor crisis in Tokyo-3?
