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The Republicans are alphas but also live in perpetual fear of stepping foot outside.
By the way, Charlie’s bio says he lives in Arizona, which has higher violent crime per capita than New York.
By the way, Charlie’s bio says he lives in Arizona, which has higher violent crime per capita than New York.
July 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Republicans are alphas but also live in perpetual fear of stepping foot outside.
By the way, Charlie’s bio says he lives in Arizona, which has higher violent crime per capita than New York.
By the way, Charlie’s bio says he lives in Arizona, which has higher violent crime per capita than New York.
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He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
June 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
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Today in Jeremy's salad: Oops, all flowers!
June 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Today in Jeremy's salad: Oops, all flowers!
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Germany just shamed US Secretary of State Marco Rubio: After Rubio posted the fascist authoritarian Trump regime's support of the far-right neo-Nazi group AfD, Germany did what any modern democratic country would do — and proceeded to rip Little Marco a new asshole. 😳👇
May 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Germany just shamed US Secretary of State Marco Rubio: After Rubio posted the fascist authoritarian Trump regime's support of the far-right neo-Nazi group AfD, Germany did what any modern democratic country would do — and proceeded to rip Little Marco a new asshole. 😳👇
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Sure whatever. 25% tariff on eating ice cream on a hot day next. 50% tariff on petting a dog. 35% tariff on the sound of children laughing. 10% tariff on the smell of flowers. 15% tariff on the cold side of the pillow. And another 25% on China, why not.
JUST IN: Trump orders 100% tariff on all movies produced outside the U.S.
May 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sure whatever. 25% tariff on eating ice cream on a hot day next. 50% tariff on petting a dog. 35% tariff on the sound of children laughing. 10% tariff on the smell of flowers. 15% tariff on the cold side of the pillow. And another 25% on China, why not.
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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The entire reason you curb the exercise of arbitrary power is it prevents one asshole's mood swings from wrecking an entire country! You don't praise it when it momentarily swings in your favor
Positive early Senate GOP reaction to Trump pausing his own tariffs:
“Terrific,” says Ted Cruz.
“Relieved “ says Ron Johnson.
“Great leadership,” says Eric Schmitt.
Susan Collins says it’s not enough and Congress needs to retake its power to impose tariffs from the executive.
“Terrific,” says Ted Cruz.
“Relieved “ says Ron Johnson.
“Great leadership,” says Eric Schmitt.
Susan Collins says it’s not enough and Congress needs to retake its power to impose tariffs from the executive.
April 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The entire reason you curb the exercise of arbitrary power is it prevents one asshole's mood swings from wrecking an entire country! You don't praise it when it momentarily swings in your favor
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I was not previously aware that we had a system of government in which tax rates would fluctuate wildly from one day to the next depending on the president's desires.
April 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I was not previously aware that we had a system of government in which tax rates would fluctuate wildly from one day to the next depending on the president's desires.
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how to draw a medieval cat in two easy steps
April 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
how to draw a medieval cat in two easy steps
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April 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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eggs?? oh you mean large caviar
March 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
eggs?? oh you mean large caviar
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Working from home is the one thing tech has given us that we actually want. They can take a victory lap on it, but instead, they can't wait to rip it away from us.
March 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Working from home is the one thing tech has given us that we actually want. They can take a victory lap on it, but instead, they can't wait to rip it away from us.
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the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
March 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the democrats should all wear juggalo makeup, I don’t think it would help but it would be annoying to give a speech looking at that
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WSJ: “DOGE touts $55 billion in cuts - WSJ counts $2 billion if spending levels remain constant, and only 2% were DEI-related… majority of cuts were research, including Alzheimer’s & traumatic brain injury and education…”
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February 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
WSJ: “DOGE touts $55 billion in cuts - WSJ counts $2 billion if spending levels remain constant, and only 2% were DEI-related… majority of cuts were research, including Alzheimer’s & traumatic brain injury and education…”
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe
February 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe
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1850 down, 308 to go
February 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
1850 down, 308 to go
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justin should ask him if the president will be there
February 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
justin should ask him if the president will be there
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Electing him once was bad enough but might have been chalked up to a bizarre mistake. Having re-elected him, nobody can assume any sort of stability or consistency necessary for partnership from the US ever again. Credibility is destroyed and rightfully so.
Europeans would be very foolish to listen to advice like this.
February 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Electing him once was bad enough but might have been chalked up to a bizarre mistake. Having re-elected him, nobody can assume any sort of stability or consistency necessary for partnership from the US ever again. Credibility is destroyed and rightfully so.
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Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
February 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
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The Kennedy Center presents Othello, starring Kevin Sorbo.
February 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Kennedy Center presents Othello, starring Kevin Sorbo.
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every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
every day I think about the comms strategy of the korean opposition party in the wake of the coup and I get so burningly resentful that other countries have legislators who are awake
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Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic.
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How a Canadian scientist and a venomous lizard helped pave the way for Ozempic - National | Globalnews.ca
In 1984, Dr. Daniel Drucker, an endocrinologist from the University of Toronto, discovered a hormone that helped pave the way for popular diabetes drugs such as Ozempic.
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February 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Whenever you hear someone sneer about scientific research that seems useless to them — “they’re studying the spit of lizards?!” — remind them that’s exactly how we got Ozempic.
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globalnews.ca/news/9793403...
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I just had a very fraught catch and release experience with a spider. Peeked outside and it’s still sitting on the doorstep composing itself.
February 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I just had a very fraught catch and release experience with a spider. Peeked outside and it’s still sitting on the doorstep composing itself.