Kourtney
@soitwent.bsky.social
I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh.
Elvis/gin/security
📍Chicago
She/her
#freshpots
Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
Elvis/gin/security
📍Chicago
She/her
#freshpots
Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
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Kourtney
@soitwent.bsky.social
· Sep 7
Y’all, even my mom is like “don’t come for Chicago” ‘cause Chicago, a hacker con happening this weekend, and malört.
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Damn Aggies had the reverse Uno card I had no idea.
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Damn Aggies had the reverse Uno card I had no idea.
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the thrill of living is gone
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the thrill of living is gone
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
I was in Ireland for a school trip when I was 15 and when walking around in a Superman shirt, I heard “AAYY, SUPERTITS!”
Hey @mattyzaddy.bsky.social, anything fun to contribute?
Hey @mattyzaddy.bsky.social, anything fun to contribute?
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I was in Ireland for a school trip when I was 15 and when walking around in a Superman shirt, I heard “AAYY, SUPERTITS!”
Hey @mattyzaddy.bsky.social, anything fun to contribute?
Hey @mattyzaddy.bsky.social, anything fun to contribute?
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Not to mention that there's no place called the "Miracle Mile Shopping Center" in Chicago? He is maybe talking about Water Tower Place or Michigan Avenue more broadly. But right now he's advocating troops for a nonexistent location.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Not to mention that there's no place called the "Miracle Mile Shopping Center" in Chicago? He is maybe talking about Water Tower Place or Michigan Avenue more broadly. But right now he's advocating troops for a nonexistent location.
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Be a good neighbor and shovel, but be careful shoveling this morning, Chicago. Wet, heavy snow mixed with slush and autumn leaves still falling means a serious risk for injury. #HeartAttackSnow
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Be a good neighbor and shovel, but be careful shoveling this morning, Chicago. Wet, heavy snow mixed with slush and autumn leaves still falling means a serious risk for injury. #HeartAttackSnow
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White Christmas Snow GIF
ALT: White Christmas Snow GIF
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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❄️⚡️THUNDERSNOW⚡️❄️
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
❄️⚡️THUNDERSNOW⚡️❄️
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stopped at devil dawg to grab a chicago dog to go and a man at the kiosk next to me was genuinely furious that there was an option to remove mustard
November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
stopped at devil dawg to grab a chicago dog to go and a man at the kiosk next to me was genuinely furious that there was an option to remove mustard
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There's a lot of talk about lake effect snow tonight. What is it and how does it work in Chicago? Here's everything you need to know:
https://to.wttw.com/3JeK1eD
https://to.wttw.com/3JeK1eD
WTTW News Explains: What Exactly Is Lake Effect Snow?
WTTW News explains the science behind lake effect snow. (Hint: We’re lucky to be on this side of Lake Michigan.)
to.wttw.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There's a lot of talk about lake effect snow tonight. What is it and how does it work in Chicago? Here's everything you need to know:
https://to.wttw.com/3JeK1eD
https://to.wttw.com/3JeK1eD
I feel seen
The importance of this position cannot be overstated
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I feel seen
Celebrate accordingly
Celebrating Sandwich Guy Liberation Day with home-smoked turkey on brioche
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Celebrate accordingly
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Y'all can critique @govpritzker.illinois.gov's actions and policies--gods know I do--but we need a fuck-ton more of our political leaders saying things like this in public.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Y'all can critique @govpritzker.illinois.gov's actions and policies--gods know I do--but we need a fuck-ton more of our political leaders saying things like this in public.
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
For my FNM brethren
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
For my FNM brethren
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if you need another reason to boycott Target
A caravan of Border Patrol and ICE agents, including a van with abducted individuals, drove out of the Target on Peterson Ave across from Rosehill Cemetery around 11:30 this morning, Nov 3. They came from the service vehicle loading dock, where it seemed Target allowed them to remain for some time
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
if you need another reason to boycott Target
Made chili with @seemsgood.lol’s recipe, it’s so good.
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Made chili with @seemsgood.lol’s recipe, it’s so good.
I ❤️ Chicago
Love this….Manny’s Deli in Chicago will be feeding the community that needs help starting Monday….this is the way 💪 since our government/MAGAs want people to starve
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I ❤️ Chicago
I ❤️ Chicago
Alt. text: photo of Chicago’s infamous Weiner Circle, transformed into Black Castle for Halloween.
Alt. text: photo of Chicago’s infamous Weiner Circle, transformed into Black Castle for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I ❤️ Chicago
Alt. text: photo of Chicago’s infamous Weiner Circle, transformed into Black Castle for Halloween.
Alt. text: photo of Chicago’s infamous Weiner Circle, transformed into Black Castle for Halloween.
Love to live in a city with such a vibrant security community!
While we are returning in May 2026, do not forget that this weekend, Friday and Saturday, is #BSidesChicago. Make sure to check them out.
#BSides
#BSides
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Love to live in a city with such a vibrant security community!
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October 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Oh god, I think I hear someone at the other end of the bar talking about SOC reports, there is NO escape!
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh god, I think I hear someone at the other end of the bar talking about SOC reports, there is NO escape!