Chris Garmam
@sononothing.bsky.social
I watch movies and make videos about them. I also host a podcast with my wife.
LB: https://boxd.it/tW87
WBA: https://youtube.com/@webareall?si=5mmadTsPUq8AZFl8
WUYST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wait-until-you-see-this/id1745817315
LB: https://boxd.it/tW87
WBA: https://youtube.com/@webareall?si=5mmadTsPUq8AZFl8
WUYST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wait-until-you-see-this/id1745817315
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Goddamnit Bovino stole Stuart Little’s car, he’s getting away!
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Goddamnit Bovino stole Stuart Little’s car, he’s getting away!
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Somewhere, out there, Greg Bovino is sitting alone in the dark, gritting his teeth, muttering "Oh, I bet those fucking liberals just LOOOOOOVE this."
And you know what, Greg? We really fucking do.
And you know what, Greg? We really fucking do.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Somewhere, out there, Greg Bovino is sitting alone in the dark, gritting his teeth, muttering "Oh, I bet those fucking liberals just LOOOOOOVE this."
And you know what, Greg? We really fucking do.
And you know what, Greg? We really fucking do.
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🚨NEW EPISODE!🚨
ANGEL is back for #FANuary 2! Only, last time we saw her in ANGEL III, because we do things backwards around here!
This time, Angel is in college and drawn back to the streets when she loses someone close to her! Listen:
www.newworldpicturespodcast.com/ep-163-aveng...
#FilmSky
ANGEL is back for #FANuary 2! Only, last time we saw her in ANGEL III, because we do things backwards around here!
This time, Angel is in college and drawn back to the streets when she loses someone close to her! Listen:
www.newworldpicturespodcast.com/ep-163-aveng...
#FilmSky
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
🚨NEW EPISODE!🚨
ANGEL is back for #FANuary 2! Only, last time we saw her in ANGEL III, because we do things backwards around here!
This time, Angel is in college and drawn back to the streets when she loses someone close to her! Listen:
www.newworldpicturespodcast.com/ep-163-aveng...
#FilmSky
ANGEL is back for #FANuary 2! Only, last time we saw her in ANGEL III, because we do things backwards around here!
This time, Angel is in college and drawn back to the streets when she loses someone close to her! Listen:
www.newworldpicturespodcast.com/ep-163-aveng...
#FilmSky
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Kristi Noem is what you get when a Bratz doll experiences forty years of meth and a dance card punched full by a dozen plastic surgeons who hate your guts.
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Kristi Noem is what you get when a Bratz doll experiences forty years of meth and a dance card punched full by a dozen plastic surgeons who hate your guts.
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
theonion.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
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Anyone who disparages the idea of a man being a registered nurse is a scumbag. When I was recovering from quadruple bypass surgery, male and female nurses were part of the team that saved my life. Alex Pretti worked in the greatest of all professions.
January 25, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Anyone who disparages the idea of a man being a registered nurse is a scumbag. When I was recovering from quadruple bypass surgery, male and female nurses were part of the team that saved my life. Alex Pretti worked in the greatest of all professions.
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Conservatives seem baffled by the amount of organization going on in MSP. A reminder that Prince died in the afternoon, and by nightfall the entire city has shut down and turned into a well organized dance party celebrating his life. The only thing bigger than MSP hearts are their brains.
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Conservatives seem baffled by the amount of organization going on in MSP. A reminder that Prince died in the afternoon, and by nightfall the entire city has shut down and turned into a well organized dance party celebrating his life. The only thing bigger than MSP hearts are their brains.
It’s 1984. My parents are buying me G.I. Joe toys.
It’s 2005. I’m buying Nicholas G.I. Joe toys.
It’s 2026. Nicholas is buying me G.I. Joe toys.
It’s 2005. I’m buying Nicholas G.I. Joe toys.
It’s 2026. Nicholas is buying me G.I. Joe toys.
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
It’s 1984. My parents are buying me G.I. Joe toys.
It’s 2005. I’m buying Nicholas G.I. Joe toys.
It’s 2026. Nicholas is buying me G.I. Joe toys.
It’s 2005. I’m buying Nicholas G.I. Joe toys.
It’s 2026. Nicholas is buying me G.I. Joe toys.
FRIGHT NIGHT PART 2 (1988) 4K UHD FIRST LOOK from Red Shirt Pictures.
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
January 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Just got a letter from a certain car manufacturer that, after translating from its original bullshit, tells me what I already know: The “security software update” didn’t secure shit.
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Just got a letter from a certain car manufacturer that, after translating from its original bullshit, tells me what I already know: The “security software update” didn’t secure shit.
The community pages have gone from “What was that boom?” to “Did you feel the earthquake?”
January 20, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The community pages have gone from “What was that boom?” to “Did you feel the earthquake?”
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Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065 https://theonion.com/amount-of-water-man-just-used-to-wash-dish-to-be-prize-1819578198/
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065 https://theonion.com/amount-of-water-man-just-used-to-wash-dish-to-be-prize-1819578198/
Stumbled on this earlier and it’s still throwing me off quite a bit.
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Stumbled on this earlier and it’s still throwing me off quite a bit.
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Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.
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The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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I know I’m a dinosaur shrieking from the tar pits, but I’m begging filmmakers: hire a set photographer. Studios will just send out dimly-lit screenshots to press and if you think they look like ass on your device, wait’ll you see how shitty they look printed on paper 😵💫
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I know I’m a dinosaur shrieking from the tar pits, but I’m begging filmmakers: hire a set photographer. Studios will just send out dimly-lit screenshots to press and if you think they look like ass on your device, wait’ll you see how shitty they look printed on paper 😵💫
Since we moved into this house I would occasionally find baked goods (bread, buns, a doughnut) on top of the meter. Today the mystery was solved.
January 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Since we moved into this house I would occasionally find baked goods (bread, buns, a doughnut) on top of the meter. Today the mystery was solved.
Set a New Year’s resolution to watch at least 1 movie I’ve never seen each week.
Last night I watched Crackcoon.
@kristag1226.bsky.social
Last night I watched Crackcoon.
@kristag1226.bsky.social
a man says " what have i done " in front of a statue
ALT: a man says " what have i done " in front of a statue
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Set a New Year’s resolution to watch at least 1 movie I’ve never seen each week.
Last night I watched Crackcoon.
@kristag1226.bsky.social
Last night I watched Crackcoon.
@kristag1226.bsky.social
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***ANNOUNCEMENT***
Coming on February 24th on #4K in the US from #SonyPictures: #RichardPryor Here and Now (1983)!
This high-voltage concert film shot in New Orleans, features the sensational Richard Pryor in his prime. Doing some of his most innovative material, Pryor takes charge on stage with
Coming on February 24th on #4K in the US from #SonyPictures: #RichardPryor Here and Now (1983)!
This high-voltage concert film shot in New Orleans, features the sensational Richard Pryor in his prime. Doing some of his most innovative material, Pryor takes charge on stage with
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
***ANNOUNCEMENT***
Coming on February 24th on #4K in the US from #SonyPictures: #RichardPryor Here and Now (1983)!
This high-voltage concert film shot in New Orleans, features the sensational Richard Pryor in his prime. Doing some of his most innovative material, Pryor takes charge on stage with
Coming on February 24th on #4K in the US from #SonyPictures: #RichardPryor Here and Now (1983)!
This high-voltage concert film shot in New Orleans, features the sensational Richard Pryor in his prime. Doing some of his most innovative material, Pryor takes charge on stage with
Shattered my goal for 2025.
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Shattered my goal for 2025.
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM