emma
@spacegandalf.bsky.social
she/her, evil lesbian, otw volunteer. unfortunately burdened with star wars disease.
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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The first 2 Home Alone Movies are such classics! But they've been going downhill ever since! So happy they tried something new at last.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The first 2 Home Alone Movies are such classics! But they've been going downhill ever since! So happy they tried something new at last.
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ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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Happy Folger's Incest Commercial Season!
Now with new flavor:
Now with new flavor:
that's a much, much difference premise there, US weekly 💀 holy shit the typo of the year
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Happy Folger's Incest Commercial Season!
Now with new flavor:
Now with new flavor:
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
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59. It’s gotta be gayer. It should be, it won’t be, but it’s gotta be gayer. Give us a Doctor Aphra show that’s like a Space Young Indiana Jones.
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
59. It’s gotta be gayer. It should be, it won’t be, but it’s gotta be gayer. Give us a Doctor Aphra show that’s like a Space Young Indiana Jones.
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@spacegandalf.bsky.social: is a Columbian mammoth one of those things Pablo Escobar bought?
(And then two minutes later, "I would simply not walk into the tar pit")
#PrehistoricPlanet
(And then two minutes later, "I would simply not walk into the tar pit")
#PrehistoricPlanet
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
@spacegandalf.bsky.social: is a Columbian mammoth one of those things Pablo Escobar bought?
(And then two minutes later, "I would simply not walk into the tar pit")
#PrehistoricPlanet
(And then two minutes later, "I would simply not walk into the tar pit")
#PrehistoricPlanet
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@spacegandalf.bsky.social is heckling every animal. "If I were a sea cow," she scoffs, "I would simply pay attention to the tides."
Sea cows are her favourite animal in this show
#PrehistoricPlanet
Sea cows are her favourite animal in this show
#PrehistoricPlanet
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
@spacegandalf.bsky.social is heckling every animal. "If I were a sea cow," she scoffs, "I would simply pay attention to the tides."
Sea cows are her favourite animal in this show
#PrehistoricPlanet
Sea cows are her favourite animal in this show
#PrehistoricPlanet
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The worst part of having such an atypical response to my shunt failing (which happened three times in 10 months!) is that I don't even get to write into @tpwky.bsky.social as a potential first hand experience 😔😔😔 what's the point of so many brain surgeries if it isn't useful to the Erins??
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The worst part of having such an atypical response to my shunt failing (which happened three times in 10 months!) is that I don't even get to write into @tpwky.bsky.social as a potential first hand experience 😔😔😔 what's the point of so many brain surgeries if it isn't useful to the Erins??
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glad to see they finally came to their senses at the shop and graduated into being the pet owner boys
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
glad to see they finally came to their senses at the shop and graduated into being the pet owner boys
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"If I was to get a dog," muses @spacegandalf.bsky.social, "I would get a greyhound, because they look like they're the same sort of mentally ill as I am"
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"If I was to get a dog," muses @spacegandalf.bsky.social, "I would get a greyhound, because they look like they're the same sort of mentally ill as I am"
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@spacegandalf.bsky.social: in early access Moros took off his antlers in the pool and everyone rioted
Her: because it's much funnier if the antlers aren't just a headband
Me: I don't think that's why they rioted
Me: I think it's because they're monsterfuckers
Her: because it's much funnier if the antlers aren't just a headband
Me: I don't think that's why they rioted
Me: I think it's because they're monsterfuckers
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
@spacegandalf.bsky.social: in early access Moros took off his antlers in the pool and everyone rioted
Her: because it's much funnier if the antlers aren't just a headband
Me: I don't think that's why they rioted
Me: I think it's because they're monsterfuckers
Her: because it's much funnier if the antlers aren't just a headband
Me: I don't think that's why they rioted
Me: I think it's because they're monsterfuckers
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It’s that time of year, again.
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It’s that time of year, again.
Delighted to hear @willa.bsky.social use the word "squicked" on Decoder Ring. It's a word that's largely disappeared from the spaces I'm in and we're worse off for it, but it was used in the perfect context: admitting you feel uncomfortable about cucking without passing judgement on it.
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Delighted to hear @willa.bsky.social use the word "squicked" on Decoder Ring. It's a word that's largely disappeared from the spaces I'm in and we're worse off for it, but it was used in the perfect context: admitting you feel uncomfortable about cucking without passing judgement on it.
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"Looking at all that," @spacegandalf.bsky.social says, watching me get cooked by Prometheus in Hades II, "I think this bit was easier before the fifth and sixth brain surgeries."
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"Looking at all that," @spacegandalf.bsky.social says, watching me get cooked by Prometheus in Hades II, "I think this bit was easier before the fifth and sixth brain surgeries."
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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“did u finish the work on the terrifying dread kraken to strike fear in the hearts of men”
“sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’
“wait wat”
“sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’
“wait wat”
July 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“did u finish the work on the terrifying dread kraken to strike fear in the hearts of men”
“sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’
“wait wat”
“sure did boss just like u asked made him goofy as hell all googley eyed and waving his lil tentacles up in the air’
“wait wat”
Thrilled to discover there's also Australian businesses on this!! I can go pick up a surprise bakers delight bag just 1km away!
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July 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Thrilled to discover there's also Australian businesses on this!! I can go pick up a surprise bakers delight bag just 1km away!
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
They finally made the milk from that hotel