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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
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May 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Expect increased regressive nationalist activity in Europe as the US state department joins Russia in the attempt to destabilize the EU. We need stronger protections for democracy but also punishments for influencers and politicians that are accepting bribes and favours.
May 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
lol
May 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Albertson's is about to have a lot of empty shelves
"Albertsons tells suppliers to eat the cost of tariffs: ‘We are not accepting cost increases’" fortune.com/2025/04/25/a...
April 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
holy shit this is awesome
April 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
only in this country can you get 4 - 6 years for raping a fucking 11 year old. this dude should be dragged into the street and hung in public. what a fucking joke. "letters of support"?? -- fuck everything about this - every fucking thing. anyone that wrote a letter for him can burn in hell too
April 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
film every interaction you see happening with police. we are going to have to start caring about each other, and start taking the steps needed to push back on everything that is happening. take out your camera, and film it if it you see it. This is the way.
April 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
it's gross that we are debating the rights of human beings in any context - trans people are just fucking people, there is no fucking debate to be had. you're either a monster or you're not. that's the debate.
This week, the team congratulate Luke Tryl on asking a focus group what dinner the leaders would have, producing the insight that Farage would have fish & chips while Sir Keir would eat lobster like a fancy lad. Harriet wonders if he needs to spend more time talking about his gritty background 🧐
April 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I really hope the EU is ready to step in and take our place because the US is run by a russian asset.
"Ukraine is being treated as collateral damage in a way that makes my blood boil... what President Trump is suggesting is essentially a major coup for Putin."

Financial Times columnist Gillian Tett on Ukraine peace talks.

#Newsnight
April 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
how the fuck do these people live with themselves? I am haunted by every mistake, intentional or accidental, every day of my life. I can't believe how many sociopaths walk among us and how many of them wear badges and robes.
I know I keep hammering this point, but you don’t do shit like this to actively harm children unless you’re evil.
Children as young as *four* are being put in the position of representing themselves without lawyers/parents present in front of immigration judges in cases that will determine whether they are deported.

gothamist.com/news/4-year-...
April 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Disappearing people.

This is not the country I grew up in–and I’m not going to let it be the country I leave to my children. I will continue speaking up because it is clear this is a constitutional crisis and being silent is being complicit.
April 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the new normal
April 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
holy shit - I am jealous I didn't think of her for this. god she would make such a kick ass bond.
April 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
omg it's even better that those kids are his own kids - LOOLOLLOL
April 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
its fucking ridiculous that someone who gave up religion as long ago as I did fears who the next pope is going to be as much as I am today. Francis had his issues, but if you take two steps back, he was about as liberal as you're going to get from a pope. particularly given his predecessor.
April 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
if you believe in god's so called plan and all that, maybe Francis did exactly the last thing he was supposed to do before shuffling off the mortal coil. like, I wouldn't mind playing god's middle finger as my last act on earth, right?
Truly grim. And that he had to use his last breaths scolding this evil man.
I for one feel sad that the last public figure meeting the Pope had before dying was this one
April 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
women got a hot minute of the absolute tiniest bit of proper respect and white men went fucking apeshit.
We had maybe five or six years of lean in girl boss culture and that was not worth what is happening to women across the country and the world now.
April 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
getting played by a fucking real dictator - god he can't even be a proper villain
Imagine being the president of the United States and getting played HARD by the president of El Salvador.
April 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I have been a lapsed catholic since I was a teenager, but I think Francis was one of the better leaders of a church that has so many fucking problems, and at least tried to force the institution to live a modicum of the beliefs it claims to stand on. rest in peace.

www.npr.org/2025/04/21/1...
Pope Francis, who reached out to the margins of society, has died at 88
The pope was a strong advocate for the poor and the environment and a towering figure on the world stage, addressing not just Catholics but the men and women of our time.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
home boy should be perp walked for treason, but that won't happen in my lifetime.
“The Pentagon is in ‘total chaos’ and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is unlikely to remain in his role, according to its former top spokesperson, who painted a scene of dysfunction, backstabbing and continuous missteps at the highest levels of the department.”
Former Pentagon official warns department's dysfunction could topple Hegseth
“The last month has been a full-blown meltdown at the Pentagon,” John Ullyot, the former top Defense Department spokesperson, wrote in a POLITICO Magazine opinion piece.
www.politico.com
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hold them accountable, shun them - the "security" firm they were acting under the auspices of had it's business license revoked (read the whole article).
Paul Trouette:
Russell Dunne
Jesse Jones
Chistofer Berge
Alex Trouette IV
Michael Keller
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts
April 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
do not come here - it's not safe for anyone - not even those of us living here
Two backpacking German teenagers who had obtained ESTA approval from DHS were detained by CBP at the Honolulu airport, strip searched, jailed overnight, and ultimately deported to Japan because immigration officials weren’t satisfied with their lodging arrangements. beatofhawaii.com/why-these-ha...
April 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
fuck you - "we" saw it from the beginning. you're the assholes that normalized this. fuck you and your shitty, dying rag.
Fascism is now in the algorithms, the neural pathways, the social interactions. How did we fail to see all this? “We wanted to see Trump in terms of his absences, so that our way of seeing the world would go unchallenged,” Timothy Snyder writes.
What Does It Mean That Donald Trump Is a Fascist?
Trump takes the tools of dictators and adapts them for the Internet. We should expect him to try to cling to power until death, and create a cult of January 6th martyrs.
www.newyorker.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM