Creedence Clearwater Revival Voice 🎶
“I wanna know…”
“I wanna know…”
March 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Creedence Clearwater Revival Voice 🎶
“I wanna know…”
“I wanna know…”
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Me and the other guards at this evil laboratory spend most of our time patrolling next to the red barrels
March 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me and the other guards at this evil laboratory spend most of our time patrolling next to the red barrels
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it’s 2025, you’re in the back of an uber in Buenos Airs, the hamster dance is playing
February 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
it’s 2025, you’re in the back of an uber in Buenos Airs, the hamster dance is playing
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It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I’m bringing him to Arrakis and I’m just gonna let him go crazy
February 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I’m bringing him to Arrakis and I’m just gonna let him go crazy
I, for one, welcome my new bot followers
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I, for one, welcome my new bot followers
Getting the Panera lemonade, pouring in 4 pack of original 4 lokos, and dropping a single paqui chip into the glass. Catch ya on the flip side
January 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Getting the Panera lemonade, pouring in 4 pack of original 4 lokos, and dropping a single paqui chip into the glass. Catch ya on the flip side
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The reason teens are uncultured dipshits is they grew up without this lil guy.
December 28, 2024 at 3:35 AM
The reason teens are uncultured dipshits is they grew up without this lil guy.
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Starting a band that only plays at brewery’s called “Yeastie Boys”
December 4, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Starting a band that only plays at brewery’s called “Yeastie Boys”
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*orca feeling good about his new hat*
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
*orca feeling good about his new hat*
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
orcawear killer whale: too small you fucking DUMB ASS
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
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In light of the collapse of our national identity I would like to propose: new map
November 21, 2024 at 3:18 AM
In light of the collapse of our national identity I would like to propose: new map
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Of course your baby is fascinated with your car keys. You're boring and he would like to drive away.
November 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Of course your baby is fascinated with your car keys. You're boring and he would like to drive away.
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they should invent a bed that makes you as sleepy as a couch
November 17, 2024 at 7:05 AM
they should invent a bed that makes you as sleepy as a couch
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you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
November 13, 2024 at 1:11 PM
you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
has anyone done this yet?
December 31, 2023 at 12:08 AM
has anyone done this yet?
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An ancient holy banger
December 24, 2023 at 4:05 PM
An ancient holy banger
pie and cake are negatives of each other, bread in the outside sweet on the inside verse sweet on the outside bread on the inside
December 16, 2023 at 2:24 AM
pie and cake are negatives of each other, bread in the outside sweet on the inside verse sweet on the outside bread on the inside
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Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.
May 27, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.
watching every add and imagining don draper pitching it
September 2, 2023 at 9:04 PM
watching every add and imagining don draper pitching it
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RE starlight you sent 1500 years ago: sorry, just seeing this
August 30, 2023 at 5:11 AM
RE starlight you sent 1500 years ago: sorry, just seeing this