spndlst
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Still think my on the scene report from the Pop-Tarts Bowl is the finest work of my journalism career
December 28, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Still think my on the scene report from the Pop-Tarts Bowl is the finest work of my journalism career
Pitchfork has a long standing contractual obligation to include one Jenny Hval song on their end of year best of list that not even all the lawyers at Condé Nast can get out of
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Pitchfork has a long standing contractual obligation to include one Jenny Hval song on their end of year best of list that not even all the lawyers at Condé Nast can get out of
Gonna get blackout at the work holiday happy hour on zoom
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gonna get blackout at the work holiday happy hour on zoom
Scammers are trying to lib bait me
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Scammers are trying to lib bait me
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
I think that cone is too big, but that’s why he’s the dairy boy and I’m not
dairy boy ice cream sign, rt. 66, el reno, oklahoma, 1979
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I think that cone is too big, but that’s why he’s the dairy boy and I’m not
Found out today that one of my students has a SHOCKINGLY hot mom
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Found out today that one of my students has a SHOCKINGLY hot mom
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elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
Putting final touches on the butt rock playlist. One thing I’ve learned is like half of the genre is songs to play while you’re in your car holding back tears.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Putting final touches on the butt rock playlist. One thing I’ve learned is like half of the genre is songs to play while you’re in your car holding back tears.
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corn astride the cob
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
corn astride the cob
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Furiosa has so many great Guys. Fury Road has some good ones, but is much more focused on the main characters. Furiosa is a Guys movie.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Furiosa has so many great Guys. Fury Road has some good ones, but is much more focused on the main characters. Furiosa is a Guys movie.
All of the various IT media is B+ at best, but pennywise is a joker level role for guys who love to play a weird little creep
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
All of the various IT media is B+ at best, but pennywise is a joker level role for guys who love to play a weird little creep
Like 80% sure I inhaled a bug while I was sleeping last night
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Like 80% sure I inhaled a bug while I was sleeping last night
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
I’m becoming geesepilled, I’m afraid
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I’m becoming geesepilled, I’m afraid
What are we even doing anymore
The Oklahoma House of Representatives gave that girl an award for writing a terrible essay? For getting a trans person fired? This whole thing is an op.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What are we even doing anymore
My dog does a great bit where he walks up to me, I say “hi jake,” and then he silently turns and walks away. Classic jake.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My dog does a great bit where he walks up to me, I say “hi jake,” and then he silently turns and walks away. Classic jake.
We gotta make a rule that you can only own one kind of thing. You shouldn’t be able to own a grocery chain and then publish this in the newspaper that you also own
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We gotta make a rule that you can only own one kind of thing. You shouldn’t be able to own a grocery chain and then publish this in the newspaper that you also own
Lots of bird action in the tree outside my office window. It’s enriching my soul, but probably making me worse at my job.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Lots of bird action in the tree outside my office window. It’s enriching my soul, but probably making me worse at my job.
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An unbelievable tragedy has struck the oily rag museum
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
An unbelievable tragedy has struck the oily rag museum
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RIGHT-WING CHURCHES: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
RIGHT-WING CHURCHES: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
RIGHT-WING POLITICIANS: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MEDIA: we must exterminate the trannies
RIGHT-WING MOGULS: we must exterminate the trannies
THE CENTRE: to fail the essay "But Da Bible Said So" is viewpoint discrimination
Off the top of my head, no order
Dance yrself clean
Everything in its right place
Leaf house
One more time
Teen age riot
Dance yrself clean
Everything in its right place
Leaf house
One more time
Teen age riot
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Off the top of my head, no order
Dance yrself clean
Everything in its right place
Leaf house
One more time
Teen age riot
Dance yrself clean
Everything in its right place
Leaf house
One more time
Teen age riot
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theres a little man in my bong. im going to teach him a lesson
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
theres a little man in my bong. im going to teach him a lesson
