The internet’s SpringaldJack
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The internet’s SpringaldJack
@springaldjack.bsky.social
Trying to draw a line between two points. Negatively polarized against myself. He/him. Middle aged man. [email protected]
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Simply

Having

A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Imagine saying "we can't cover Treblinka through survivor interviews because we couldn't get the principals on camera"
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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LITTLE LAMB: do you hear what i hear

SHEPHERD BOY: holy shit a talking lamb
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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This is what Bari Weiss et al think "censorship" actually is; when subordinates criticize their superiors. That has been the bedrock of the entire "cancel culture" discourse in elite media; rage at the idea that students, women, journalists, interns, etc might be able to speak against the boss.
The CBS reporter who led the story calls pulling it a "political" decision.
"The decision was made after Bari Weiss, the new editor in chief of CBS News, requested numerous changes to the segment."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy
December 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible?
Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked.
Christian Clothing CEO: What.
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Happy Solstice! From now through the end of the year, all of my digital zines are half off, or get all 50 zines for $25!

itch.io/s/176550/202...
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows you would taste really good
So be ready with your stake
Oh
You'd better not shout
You'd better not cry
He's moving to London, he's sexy and bi
Dracula is coming to town
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Today, in an hour and a quarter, is the moment of astronomical solstice, when the sun will be the farthest away from the northern hemisphere. May the light and warmth return, may the coming year be more merciful, just, and kind.
December 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Smart!
Nancy By
Ernie Bushmiller
December 20,1943
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Nancy By
Ernie Bushmiller
December 20,1943
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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they should invent a law that protects and binds the same people
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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William Seymour Tattoo

United Kingdom, Chelsea Pensioners' Service Records, 1760-1913
December 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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How the nyt used the Cass report to restart its anti-trans propaganda campaign in the US:
Coverage of the report was initially assigned to a nyt UK correspondent, usual practice for a UK report. The story being prepared cited critics who called Cass a shoddy, political document that defied science
One reason the NYT has burned its credibility with trans people is that they still cite the discredited Cass report in reporting on trans healthcare. Never the German, Utah, or other systematic reviews supporting care. They also never provide the political context behind restrictions in care.
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Niche joke: who up violating Bell’s inequality?
a boardgame with hidden information. the information is never revealed to anyone.
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Pearly Prick

United States, Census, 1920
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Pope Leo XIV just appointed Fr. Manuel de Jesús Rodríguez — an immigrant from the Dominican Republic who became a U.S. citizen in 2018 — as bishop of Palm Beach.

That’s right: the Catholic diocese that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago is now led by an immigrant priest who’s marched against ICE’s abuse.
Pope Leo XIV Sends a Migrant Bishop to Mar-a-Lago
In a move loaded with symbolism, the new bishop of Palm Beach — home to Mar-a-Lago — is a Queens immigrant priest known for defending migrants and the poor.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Yagami Takayuki is a Witcher.
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ars Magica and Pendragon are very different #TTRPG of the medieval fantastic, but I do feel they rhyme and beyond just setting similarities
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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And now... A man who ALWAYS needs an introduction... Obliak the Mind Eraser!
December 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM