Stefan Bengtsson
@stefanbengtsson.bsky.social
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My dad suddenly seemed so detached from reality I honestly couldn't tell if it was dementia or a psychotic break. But after sitting near a bunch of far right knobbeads in the pub a lightbulb went off in my brain and I disabled GB News on his telly. Sorted.
August 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My dad suddenly seemed so detached from reality I honestly couldn't tell if it was dementia or a psychotic break. But after sitting near a bunch of far right knobbeads in the pub a lightbulb went off in my brain and I disabled GB News on his telly. Sorted.
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Be productive before you croak
August 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Be productive before you croak
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“Apparently, TV wildlife presenters can live as long as 99 years”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
May 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
“Apparently, TV wildlife presenters can live as long as 99 years”
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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This is so darkly accurate
May 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This is so darkly accurate
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"Do you even own a black suit?"
April 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"Do you even own a black suit?"
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Jag vill inte läsa nåt gnäll i påsk om att man inte kan köpa alkohol på bensinstationen.
April 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Jag vill inte läsa nåt gnäll i påsk om att man inte kan köpa alkohol på bensinstationen.
VMA till alla borgare! Fredag 18/4 är Systembolaget stängt. Lördag 19/4 stänger dom kl 15:00. Söndag 20/4 och måndag 21/4 är det stängt.
Om ni inte har alkohol hemma så att ni klarar påsken, föreslår jag att ni handlar i tid; denna vecka, eller tidigt nästa vecka.
Om ni inte har alkohol hemma så att ni klarar påsken, föreslår jag att ni handlar i tid; denna vecka, eller tidigt nästa vecka.
April 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
VMA till alla borgare! Fredag 18/4 är Systembolaget stängt. Lördag 19/4 stänger dom kl 15:00. Söndag 20/4 och måndag 21/4 är det stängt.
Om ni inte har alkohol hemma så att ni klarar påsken, föreslår jag att ni handlar i tid; denna vecka, eller tidigt nästa vecka.
Om ni inte har alkohol hemma så att ni klarar påsken, föreslår jag att ni handlar i tid; denna vecka, eller tidigt nästa vecka.
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Oh my, this is a sign in small town Ontario. 😆 I have to admit, it made me chuckle! Tick season IS upon us.....
March 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh my, this is a sign in small town Ontario. 😆 I have to admit, it made me chuckle! Tick season IS upon us.....
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what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke?
margaret thatcher's
margaret thatcher's
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke?
margaret thatcher's
margaret thatcher's
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Cars should have a third indicator light for when you're going straight ahead at a junction.
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Cars should have a third indicator light for when you're going straight ahead at a junction.
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Schackappen ger mig ett erbjudande som inte går att motstå
January 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Schackappen ger mig ett erbjudande som inte går att motstå
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IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
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in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
January 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
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The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'twice'.
December 30, 2024 at 9:47 AM
The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'twice'.
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This one is very good and goes for way more than dollars. A great way to get a little more intuitive about large numbers.
The difference between $1 Million and $1 Billion is about $1Billion
December 29, 2024 at 3:26 PM
This one is very good and goes for way more than dollars. A great way to get a little more intuitive about large numbers.
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Not sure of the original source of this, but the depiction with the final domino set to crush the pusher is devastatingly accurate.
December 28, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Not sure of the original source of this, but the depiction with the final domino set to crush the pusher is devastatingly accurate.
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