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Dulcinea's #1 Fan
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General nerd. Board games (Thunder’s Edge!!), card games (still following MtG even if I don't play), video games (Rogue Trading!), RPGs (hyped for HELLPIERCERS), books (Locked Tomb Girlie!!), Wife Guy (*My* wife). He/him.
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The Normandy crew got Shepard a birthday cake but nobody was sure what their first name was and were too embarrassed to ask so they just wrote ”commander” on it.
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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New dating strategy just dropped
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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the famous Kissplex
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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HELLPIERCERS battle scene.

#pixelart #rpg
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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someone's gotta go in and tighten the gyre. we can't be having all this widening, it's not sustainable
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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eyyy book i worked on is the #1 seller on drive thru rpg!!

i still kind of can't believe i wrote for twilight imperium. writing fleet combat and designing ships/ground units for one of my favorite settings was kind of unreal

AND IF YOU BUY LOTS OF IT WE WILL GET TO MAKE A THIRD BOOK
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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putting "[lie]" after a dialog choice is potentially the funniest tool in the game writer's toolbox
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Not that I haven’t already dipped my toe in those waters.
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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my most wanted game, right now, is a first person action RPG like Kingdom Come Deliverance, but it's set in Byzantium under the reign of Justinian the Great. You are an agent of the post - a royal courier, sent to deliver messages and spy for the Emperor and his strong-willed and dangerous wife.
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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In short, every shithead you don't ban costs you ten other customers.

"A [potentially regular] customer doesn't say anything but never comes back" doesn't register with you as An Event the way that kicking someone out (temporarily or permanently) does, so it's extremely easy to miss it.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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LEVERAGE seemed like a silly little show about crime, but it was so much more than. Brilliant writing and execution, @johnrogers.bsky.social at his best, and a cast that must have required a few sold souls. The finale was perfect. So was everything else.
January 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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The fun thing about listening to the Vorkosign Saga in audio book form is that I was today years old when I learned it's spelled "Jackson's Whole".
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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If I was a Star Trek writer I’d make it clear that the antimatter engine works by using tiny amounts of antimatter, moderated by dilithium, boil water to spin turbines
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Repost w/ your OC and let people comment what song they think of when they see them~ <3

Shira my beloved 💗💗💗
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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dentist: you need to avoid crunchy things for a few days
me: storygames only, got it
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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GATES OF GARNET AND GOLD comes out tomorrow, and takes us back to the story of Nancy Whitman and her days in the Halls of the Dead. As this is an odd-numbered book, it takes place *after* EVERY HEART A DOORWAY: she's already been sure. She's gone home. So why are we seeing her again?
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Expressing affection can be challenging sometimes, but it's always appreciated. 💖 💛
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MARIO" he said.

“Yes,” I said, “for the love of God!”
save him!!!!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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harpy eagle girl
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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owl girl
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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I used to run a dating agency for chickens but I had to shut it down.
I was struggling to make hens meet.
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM