Riff Conner
@rifflesby.bsky.social
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Writer for the “of Loathing” series of video games. He/him
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rifflesby.bsky.social
tell your friends
tell your uncles and aunts
type it into the chat in ALL CAPS
tip your barista and then tell your barista
be like "Shadows Over Loathing is on the Sony Playstation store" every time your dentist takes her fingers out of your mouth
asym.bsky.social
Shadows Over Loathing is (finally) available digitally on PlayStation 4 and 5!

store.playstation.com/en-us/search...
An image of a house and the dark words "Shadows Over Loathing" silhouetted in front of a giant moon, tentacles reaching in from all sides.
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ryannorth.ca
In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life
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themoonis.gay
See how fucking easy it is when you have a spine?
nomorerobots.io
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
love that bloodborne keeps getting all theories and analysis but the actual player character never has any clue what the fuck is going on. it's the best. guy just ends up killing dogs and ramming his fist into pigs assholes and if asked why can only manage a shrug and "something about blood i think"
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.
rifflesby.bsky.social
citizen_kane_applause.gif
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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eblong.com
I snapshotted the opening of each transcript in my old Infocom transcript printout collection.

blog.zarfhome.com/2025/10/old-...

Doesn't reveal much new, but it was fun.

(I was hoping to determine the release number of the version of Suspended that I played, but the transcript doesn't show it.)
My old Infocom transcripts
Back when I was a kid, after I solved an Infocom game, I'd print out a transcript of a
blog.zarfhome.com
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alexbpart.bsky.social
Pearls Before Swine (idiom): you have to eat your pearls or you won't get any swine
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alexhanna.bsky.social
As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
rifflesby.bsky.social
I once arrived at a psych 101 class & found I'd totally blanked the paper due that day. Asked if I could turn it in after mid-class break & she said sure. Sat in the front row & wrote it longhand, ran to the comp lab to type & print it, and ran back. Got an A. "I can't believe you pulled that off."
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Personally I’m not interested in debating people who think it’s okay to fry “just” the lower half of King Triton. That’s not what I use social media for. A moral baseline is that the entire mermaid is off limits for culinary purposes
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lizardengland.bsky.social
Today I showed the designers that you can name cells in spreadsheets and use the names in formulas (i.e. "=PLAYER_LEVEL" instead of "=C12"). You can then use the Name Manager to track or rename them. I thought this was common knowledge, but I guess not, so sharing that tidbit here.
rifflesby.bsky.social
it's a struggle i know all too well
rifflesby.bsky.social
oh shit you're right. no you are correct to call me out on that, I went to graphic design school and should know better

Arial is what we use for Kingdom of Loathing, is why I was confused
rifflesby.bsky.social
(whoops alt text: a photo of my screen, black arial on a white background, "a game happens: heads 500059 tails 499941")
rifflesby.bsky.social
just testing our rng

no reason
rifflesby.bsky.social
the forbidden wild cherry jolly rancher
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kthorjensen.bsky.social
someone buy me this and i'll send you feet or hole pics comics.ha.com/itm/animatio...
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
why do they call them children, they have like zero chill
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mrgan.com
Doing some long-overdue cleanup on the English language this morning… "Carcinogenic" is now "cancerogenic." "Floor" is now "foor," the opposite of "roof." Complementary colors rhyme (red/gred, orange/blorange)
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cabel.panic.com
lisa kudrow from friends.

("it's stylized and a bit abstract, like a posterized outline — evoking her kind and expressive Phoebe Buffay energy!")
an image of an alien head, attached to a skull.
rifflesby.bsky.social
there's a thing called Dextrous that I haven't investigated thoroughly but I've been keeping this video about it in my Watch Later in case I ever needed it www.youtube.com/watch?v=waKg...
The Best Tool for Rapidly Prototyping Your Board Game
YouTube video by Dave Jeltema
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