Studley
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she glunk on my glorm but in an ironic sense . so like we both understand the format of the joke but w
he/him
he/him
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
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So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://theonion.com/man-has-never-given-single-definitive-yes-to-any-invita-1819575360/
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received https://theonion.com/man-has-never-given-single-definitive-yes-to-any-invita-1819575360/
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alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
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Since I was elected leader of the Green Party, 100,000 new people have joined.
In just over two months:
170,000 people ready to make hope normal again.
This is only the beginning.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
In just over two months:
170,000 people ready to make hope normal again.
This is only the beginning.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Join the Green Party
Join the Green Party from just £6 a year. Become a member today - join the only party standing up for people and planet.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Since I was elected leader of the Green Party, 100,000 new people have joined.
In just over two months:
170,000 people ready to make hope normal again.
This is only the beginning.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
In just over two months:
170,000 people ready to make hope normal again.
This is only the beginning.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
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November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Today is only the beginning.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Today is only the beginning.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
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November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Today is only the beginning.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.
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Join in on Marathon Sunday to elect @ZohranKMamdani with a mandate to govern for working class New Yorkers.
Sign up for as many shifts as you can and help win a city for working people, not the billionaires. socialists.nyc/zohran
Sign up for as many shifts as you can and help win a city for working people, not the billionaires. socialists.nyc/zohran
November 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Join in on Marathon Sunday to elect @ZohranKMamdani with a mandate to govern for working class New Yorkers.
Sign up for as many shifts as you can and help win a city for working people, not the billionaires. socialists.nyc/zohran
Sign up for as many shifts as you can and help win a city for working people, not the billionaires. socialists.nyc/zohran
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Encyclopedic Knowledge Not So Handsomely Bound
October 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Encyclopedic Knowledge Not So Handsomely Bound
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handbrake icon you are too much my man. i love you though come here
October 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
handbrake icon you are too much my man. i love you though come here
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Sorry you've been a victim of fake news.
I said this morning to @vicderbyshire.bsky.social that the Green Party had passed 123,000 members.
A couple of hours later it's out of date. @greenparty.org.uk have 126,000! 🎉🚀
Join.greenparty.org.uk
I said this morning to @vicderbyshire.bsky.social that the Green Party had passed 123,000 members.
A couple of hours later it's out of date. @greenparty.org.uk have 126,000! 🎉🚀
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Join the Green Party
Join the Green Party from just £6 a year. Become a member today - join the only party standing up for people and planet.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
October 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Sorry you've been a victim of fake news.
I said this morning to @vicderbyshire.bsky.social that the Green Party had passed 123,000 members.
A couple of hours later it's out of date. @greenparty.org.uk have 126,000! 🎉🚀
Join.greenparty.org.uk
I said this morning to @vicderbyshire.bsky.social that the Green Party had passed 123,000 members.
A couple of hours later it's out of date. @greenparty.org.uk have 126,000! 🎉🚀
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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October 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
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haha. this sucks man
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
haha. this sucks man
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these people know how extreme they are
October 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
these people know how extreme they are
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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TONIGHT (and especially for followers outside of NYC who want to get involved):
Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm!
Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
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Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
TONIGHT (and especially for followers outside of NYC who want to get involved):
Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm!
Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm!
Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
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what's that? another clip?!
October 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
what's that? another clip?!
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First time this guy has ever made me laugh
September 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
First time this guy has ever made me laugh
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You've got two and a half more hours to get a signed book from me!! Also here's another incredible piece of art from it, this one by @michaeldeforge.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You've got two and a half more hours to get a signed book from me!! Also here's another incredible piece of art from it, this one by @michaeldeforge.bsky.social