ABrett
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ABrett
@stumpyjoe.bsky.social
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January 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Watching the Manningcast on ESPN2 with special guest Ray Lewis.

It’s pretty remarkable how long it’s been since he killed a guy in the postseason.
January 16, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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Jerry Jones hasn't been this disappointed since they desegregated his hometown swimming pool
January 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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I'm sure this is of no interest to anyone here.

www.factmag.com/2015/11/30/d...
Download 30GB of lost cassettes from the 80s underground
Archive.org receive a windfall of lost music
www.factmag.com
January 13, 2024 at 8:10 PM
This Houston-Indy matchup is a great game. And I’m rooting against both teams.
Really hoping they tie and both get knocked out of the playoffs.
January 7, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Is it wrong to watch Nigella instead of the Texas game?
January 2, 2024 at 3:35 AM
As the BCS playoff begins, here’s my hot take- Whenever someone says the refs are favoring one team, they are wrong.
January 1, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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On August 21, 1936, the Atlanta Constitution ran this story about Governor Eugene Talmadge listing Hitler as his favorite author.
December 26, 2023 at 8:39 PM
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“Why doesn’t Disney want to advertise on my platform?”
December 4, 2023 at 2:00 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the British, who think they are so great just because they have boats.
November 23, 2023 at 12:12 PM
For the past few days, I’ve been told that calling for a ceasefire makes one antisemitic. Now that Israel has agreed to a ceasefire, is Israel antisemitic?
November 22, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Tennessee apparently has an actual player named Chas Nimrod. That is also the player name I made up for a joke about Tennessee football.
November 18, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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(Scene: preseason 2023. We see fans of South Carolina, Florida, Tennessee, and Auburn are all sitting around a small table, holding a monkey's paw.)
"We have been granted these collective wishes, and we all agree on the first: we want all of our teams to score first against UGA."
/monkey's paw curls
November 18, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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Every day with this asshole is a law school exam fact pattern from an unmedicated professor with anxiety issues

www.forbes.com/sites/alison...
Trump Escalates Attacks On Judge, NY Attorney General—Shares Post Urging They Face ‘Citizen’s ...
The post comes as the ex-president’s supporters have ramped up their attacks on Trump’s adversaries in his civil fraud trial.
www.forbes.com
November 14, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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Trump: “I plan to kill everyone who doesn’t personally pledge loyalty to me.”

Media: A healthy debate over executive power marks a pivotal campaign moment
November 12, 2023 at 2:08 PM
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thank god
November 9, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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My obsessive, cheap habit these days - buying up all the Delphi collections of dead (public domain) authors that I find interesting. I own like 10 gigs of Algernon Blackwood now. www.delphiclassics.com
Delphi Classics
Visit the post for more.
www.delphiclassics.com
November 6, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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Jewish activists are staging a sit-in at the Statue of Liberty, calling for a ceasefire in Gaza
November 6, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
October 11, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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Since Republicans are obligated to love anything we mock, looking forward to "accountability partners" becoming part of X Premium and for an extra $40 a month you get to partner with Elon himself.
Today in headlines
November 6, 2023 at 12:59 AM
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I chronicled decades of bigoted statements by Johnson - @julieingersoll.bsky.social and @sarahposner.bsky.social kindly provided context to the framework that guides his politics and has been missed by most mainstream media outlets: dominion theology.
religiondispatches.org/mike-johnson...
Mike Johnson isn't Just Your Average Christian Right Avatar — He's Influenced by Fringe Movements ...
Who is Mike Johnson, the man with horn-rimmed glasses who managed to become Speaker of the House—something Steve Scalise, Jim Jordan and Tom Emmer all failed to do? And what does he have that the ot...
religiondispatches.org
November 6, 2023 at 12:42 AM
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Very strange that the new House Speaker, second in line to the presidency, reports having no checking account and no savings account, owning no stocks and having no retirement account.

www.thedailybeast.com/does-new-spe...
Does New Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Have a Bank Account?
Speaker Mike Johnson has never listed a bank account on his financial disclosure. In fact, on his newest disclosure he doesn’t list a single asset at all.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 1, 2023 at 7:22 PM