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You have been warned
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The Hague is the moderate option.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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the best thing about mamdani doing something is realizing "wait mayors can just do that?"

the second best thing is seeing people twist themselves into pretzels to pretend any of this is somehow bad
If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.

Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
January 22, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Doing something for myself to start the year, managed to finish it before my birthday which is great.

Coconut managed to catch 2 big fishes for our lunch today he seens rather proud, although i recomend you not to ask what kinda bait he used to make the fish come out heh...
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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⚠ 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜-𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗧𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗣 ⚠
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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being alive right now is so stupid
March 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Steven catches a federal prosecutor for ICE, who missed work temporarily after he was caught, by Steven, fantasizing about owning slaves, et similia, et cetera, now back on the job a year later.

And here he is doing presumably some important stuff.
January 14, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Remembering Scott Adams.
January 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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I didn't save this tweet but somebody did and it feels worth resurfacing
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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This is why those of us who live here keep telling you he cannot be our president. For every fun “anti-Trump post” there’s something like this.
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposed Billionaire Tax in California

Gov. Gavin Newsom said he was working behind the scenes to block a proposed tax on billionaires’ wealth and was committed to defeating the measure if it reached the ballot.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
Newsom Vows to Stop Proposed Billionaire Tax in California
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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hands
January 12, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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When the local Centaur lets you play with his junk

I post my art early on Patreon!
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Folks, is it good for your regime consolidation when you attempt to politically prosecute your central bank head for not lowering interest rates when you want him to and he responds with a video saying "fuck you come and get me you dying corrupt son of a bitch; fight me." That's good, right?
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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So the guy who wanted peaceful protesters in DC to be shot is threatening Iran for shooting protesters there. Have I got that right?
January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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King Bow- oh, wow! 👑
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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i've been thinking about this one all week
January 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM