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It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/
Cordwainer Smith's "The Ballad of Lost C'Mell", first published in a 1962 edition of Galaxy, is the first instance, to my knowledge, of a cat-girl being so hot that all animal-people get human rights.
There are several, extreme and extremely valid, problems with the story but I love it very much.
There are several, extreme and extremely valid, problems with the story but I love it very much.
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Cordwainer Smith's "The Ballad of Lost C'Mell", first published in a 1962 edition of Galaxy, is the first instance, to my knowledge, of a cat-girl being so hot that all animal-people get human rights.
There are several, extreme and extremely valid, problems with the story but I love it very much.
There are several, extreme and extremely valid, problems with the story but I love it very much.
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"Federal Reserve to Inject Up to $7 Billion into Markets Tomorrow to Ease Year-End Cash Crunch" per Newswire
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
"Federal Reserve to Inject Up to $7 Billion into Markets Tomorrow to Ease Year-End Cash Crunch" per Newswire
THIS IS HOW I FUCKING FIND OUT MY TEEN BODY ODOR WAS SO FUCKING BAD WAS BECAUSE MY PARENTS KEPT ME DOPED TO THE GILLS ON RITALIN??
Wtf I thought I just smelled bad. It did go away after I moved out, but I thought that was just a "guess puberty is over" thing.
Wtf I thought I just smelled bad. It did go away after I moved out, but I thought that was just a "guess puberty is over" thing.
Everyone agreed that Tigger was much better behaved since they started giving him Ritalin, but Pooh thought he smelled like death
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
THIS IS HOW I FUCKING FIND OUT MY TEEN BODY ODOR WAS SO FUCKING BAD WAS BECAUSE MY PARENTS KEPT ME DOPED TO THE GILLS ON RITALIN??
Wtf I thought I just smelled bad. It did go away after I moved out, but I thought that was just a "guess puberty is over" thing.
Wtf I thought I just smelled bad. It did go away after I moved out, but I thought that was just a "guess puberty is over" thing.
Independence Day was the top movie of '96 and honestly fingers are crossed
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Independence Day was the top movie of '96 and honestly fingers are crossed
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How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter
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she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
first seven episodes of a documentary of someone accused of a crime, told from the accused's and their attorneys' perspective: free my boy 😤
last episode covering the trial, complete with the prosecution's evidence: oh fuck he is A MURDERER
last episode covering the trial, complete with the prosecution's evidence: oh fuck he is A MURDERER
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
first seven episodes of a documentary of someone accused of a crime, told from the accused's and their attorneys' perspective: free my boy 😤
last episode covering the trial, complete with the prosecution's evidence: oh fuck he is A MURDERER
last episode covering the trial, complete with the prosecution's evidence: oh fuck he is A MURDERER
"what should we get [boss] for xmas?”
the person who makes more than me and determines how much i should be paid for doing the work that makes their spreadsheets look good? uh, nothing?
the person who makes more than me and determines how much i should be paid for doing the work that makes their spreadsheets look good? uh, nothing?
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"what should we get [boss] for xmas?”
the person who makes more than me and determines how much i should be paid for doing the work that makes their spreadsheets look good? uh, nothing?
the person who makes more than me and determines how much i should be paid for doing the work that makes their spreadsheets look good? uh, nothing?
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i took tomorrow off work because i plan on driving into the river
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i took tomorrow off work because i plan on driving into the river
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in my church the eucharist can be cheezits
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
in my church the eucharist can be cheezits
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[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
"wait, the dude who liked dogs and painting? that can't be right"
my impression of a guy who knows two facts about hitler learning a third fact about hitler
my impression of a guy who knows two facts about hitler learning a third fact about hitler
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"wait, the dude who liked dogs and painting? that can't be right"
my impression of a guy who knows two facts about hitler learning a third fact about hitler
my impression of a guy who knows two facts about hitler learning a third fact about hitler
NEW DIVINITY GAAAAMMME
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
NEW DIVINITY GAAAAMMME
sure, but i'm also alive
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
sure, but i'm also alive
england is not a real place, wtf are these NAMES
![Wikipedia screenshot, Belchalwell (Village in Dorset, england)
"Belchalwell is a small village and former civil parish, now in the parish of Okeford Fitzpaine in the Blackmore Vale, in the Dorset district, in the ceremonial county of Dorset, England. It lies 2+1⁄2 miles (4 kilometres) south of Sturminster Newton and 6 miles (10 kilometres) northwest of Blandford Forum. Belchalwell Street is sited on Upper Greensand,[1] with Lower Belchalwell on the boundary of Gault and Kimmeridge Clay,[2] both beneath the north slopes of Bell Hill, part of the Dorset Downs. In 1881 the parish had a population of 169.[3] On 25 March 1885 the parish was abolished and merged with Okeford Fitzpaine and Fifehead Neville."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ptrlbvu4hz7ircwdfrftslka/bafkreia6kqutdzlnxieaot4dxlks5ars2ci522d7lfdbiojwj5oaotlpfe@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
england is not a real place, wtf are these NAMES
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masonic secrets by level
novitiate: oh we collegial band of brothers!
5th level: don't tell my wife what we did last night
10th level: don't tell me what i did last night
15th level: really jfk?
25th level: and hoffa?
30th level: hfs shinzo abe?
33rd level: oh we collegial band of brothers!
novitiate: oh we collegial band of brothers!
5th level: don't tell my wife what we did last night
10th level: don't tell me what i did last night
15th level: really jfk?
25th level: and hoffa?
30th level: hfs shinzo abe?
33rd level: oh we collegial band of brothers!
December 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
masonic secrets by level
novitiate: oh we collegial band of brothers!
5th level: don't tell my wife what we did last night
10th level: don't tell me what i did last night
15th level: really jfk?
25th level: and hoffa?
30th level: hfs shinzo abe?
33rd level: oh we collegial band of brothers!
novitiate: oh we collegial band of brothers!
5th level: don't tell my wife what we did last night
10th level: don't tell me what i did last night
15th level: really jfk?
25th level: and hoffa?
30th level: hfs shinzo abe?
33rd level: oh we collegial band of brothers!
drinking coffee after 4 pm on a wednesday like an absolute maniac
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
drinking coffee after 4 pm on a wednesday like an absolute maniac
My recent hobby has been buying junked laptops and fixing em up to.. no real purpose, tbh.
Just scored a 2010 HP netbook with an Intel Atom, a SPINNING DISK hard drive, and 1gb (ONE. GIGABYTE.) of memory.
I am delighted.
Just scored a 2010 HP netbook with an Intel Atom, a SPINNING DISK hard drive, and 1gb (ONE. GIGABYTE.) of memory.
I am delighted.
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My recent hobby has been buying junked laptops and fixing em up to.. no real purpose, tbh.
Just scored a 2010 HP netbook with an Intel Atom, a SPINNING DISK hard drive, and 1gb (ONE. GIGABYTE.) of memory.
I am delighted.
Just scored a 2010 HP netbook with an Intel Atom, a SPINNING DISK hard drive, and 1gb (ONE. GIGABYTE.) of memory.
I am delighted.
I've tried for a while to not become one of those "NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE ANYMORE" types of old people and then I spent like five minutes at a four-way stop because everyone in line in front of me was failing to determine whose turn to go it was
December 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I've tried for a while to not become one of those "NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE ANYMORE" types of old people and then I spent like five minutes at a four-way stop because everyone in line in front of me was failing to determine whose turn to go it was
a new day a new chance to yell at people to use their goddamned blinkers
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
a new day a new chance to yell at people to use their goddamned blinkers