Rory Barton
@subunderground.bsky.social
Abandoner of Annual Challenges; never appeared in a regular-season game; ORD Terminal 4 aficionado; Mr Barnard room 12a; chieftain of chokanchuckers; The Preeminent James Joyce Scholar in my Household and Probably on my Block
More like Hand-sen’s necrosis
Hearing reports that Donald Trump has leprosy necrosis
I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
More like Hand-sen’s necrosis
I’m spending Christmas by myself because reasons, but I plan to celebrate by eating red and green Indian dishes and committing 3 hrs to RRR. But the LG Universal Action channel constant Miami Vice stream being 10 frames off sync feels like I’m watching TV abroad.
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m spending Christmas by myself because reasons, but I plan to celebrate by eating red and green Indian dishes and committing 3 hrs to RRR. But the LG Universal Action channel constant Miami Vice stream being 10 frames off sync feels like I’m watching TV abroad.
Remember to get your colonoscopy.
this is incredibly cool but it also gives me a bit of the terrors
Take a journey through time down a new NSF COLDEX ice core borehole just completed by the team in #Antarctica!
If you’re at #AGU25 stop by the COLDEX booth in the Exhibit Hall to talk to COLDEX team members from across the 15-institution center funded by NSF! @agu.org Follow us on IG @ coldex_stc
If you’re at #AGU25 stop by the COLDEX booth in the Exhibit Hall to talk to COLDEX team members from across the 15-institution center funded by NSF! @agu.org Follow us on IG @ coldex_stc
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Remember to get your colonoscopy.
Happy Friday everyone!
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy Friday everyone!
Ummm I feel like 90E is a new designation...
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ummm I feel like 90E is a new designation...
Happy New Ladder Is My Roof Leaking Day to all who celebrate.
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy New Ladder Is My Roof Leaking Day to all who celebrate.
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From instagram. Keep an eye out Chicago.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
From instagram. Keep an eye out Chicago.
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
Effective advertising should be timely.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Effective advertising should be timely.
Sad news: if you haven't begun thawing your turkey you are going to have a very tough time convincing anyone that you were to be trusted with this year's bird. No amount of gravy will drown your shame.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sad news: if you haven't begun thawing your turkey you are going to have a very tough time convincing anyone that you were to be trusted with this year's bird. No amount of gravy will drown your shame.
Not sure if it’s a cropping issue or if DHS is joining the war on cars.
truly unhinged and disturbing propaganda from the United States government
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Not sure if it’s a cropping issue or if DHS is joining the war on cars.
…asking [an improv comedy troupe] to help him fill out a use of force report
H/t @anthonymoser.com
H/t @anthonymoser.com
Judge Ellis also found that a top CBP leader's testimony was not credible, in part because he admitted that was relying on unreliable "use of force" reports generated by DHS officers — and in a footnote, says video showed an officer asking ChatGPT to help him fill out a use of force report!
![As for the evidence Defendants marshalled through Parra with respect to CBP’s actions, Parra testified in his deposition that he had only been in the field with CBP a “handful of times, four to five,” during Operation Midway Blitz. Doc. 191-9 at 30:7–10. And he made clear that he based much of his declaration on information he gleaned from use of force reports, with maybe some (unidentified) review of video footage. See, e.g., id. at 81:17–82:16, 85:17–23, 86:15–91:1 (describing that Parra viewed some video footage, but that he could not recall how much or of what events). Given the inconsistencies between the BWC footage and the use of force reports, with the BWC footage undermining what agents put in their reports, the Court cannot rely on Parra’s broad generalizations of protesters’ actions or Defendants’ responses to those actions. [FN 9]
[FN 9] 9 The Court also notes that, in at least one instance, an agent asked ChatGPT to compile a narrative for a report based off of a brief sentence about an encounter and several images. Axon_Body_4_Video_2025-10-03_0949_D01A2556T at 00:00–00:42. To the extent that agents use ChatGPT to create their use of force reports, this further undermines their credibility and may explain the inaccuracy of these reports when viewed in light of the BWC footage.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreidrgcuxzzkkyozeaimpri73bx75rjcbkhvo5gpkv2lbm4kgpcsk74@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
…asking [an improv comedy troupe] to help him fill out a use of force report
H/t @anthonymoser.com
H/t @anthonymoser.com
Lol skimming the graphic, I thought it was spray chart from a pro corn hole league and was super confused.
Here is an early NASA M2M model for the M7.4 CME. A glancing blow arrival is predicted for 2025-11-07 around 3 UT (Thursday night for North America).
This is already on top of two other glancing blow impacts and a coronal hole set to become geoeffective around the same time.
This is already on top of two other glancing blow impacts and a coronal hole set to become geoeffective around the same time.
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Lol skimming the graphic, I thought it was spray chart from a pro corn hole league and was super confused.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
Fuck Standard Time, I want metric.
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Fuck Standard Time, I want metric.
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If anyone in the Chicago cargo bike community has a kid who decided to take off their helmet during a ride recently around Belmont/Lincoln/Ashland. Your helmet is right by the Whole Foods bike racks.
October 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If anyone in the Chicago cargo bike community has a kid who decided to take off their helmet during a ride recently around Belmont/Lincoln/Ashland. Your helmet is right by the Whole Foods bike racks.
One of the best lines that came direct from Hell:
"Folks lend a hand in a hell hole."
In heavy rotation in my playlist.
"Folks lend a hand in a hell hole."
In heavy rotation in my playlist.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
One of the best lines that came direct from Hell:
"Folks lend a hand in a hell hole."
In heavy rotation in my playlist.
"Folks lend a hand in a hell hole."
In heavy rotation in my playlist.
A journalist was arrested in America.
I’m out, I'm sore. I'll have more later, but right now I have to say a couple of things. First, walking out of there to learn about the kindness, support, and quick action from so many of you all has meant the world to me, my wife, and co-founder, Raven. Thank you.
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A journalist was arrested in America.
I miss that the Illinois Sec of State website was cyberdriveillinois.com. It redirects, but still...
September 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I miss that the Illinois Sec of State website was cyberdriveillinois.com. It redirects, but still...
Wait is it because of The Man Show?
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wait is it because of The Man Show?
This brought me joy. h/t @petersagal.bsky.social
Bluey episode where the dog family visits a museum filled with 1,000,000 year old extinct human skeletons
September 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This brought me joy. h/t @petersagal.bsky.social