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Suds o’Bitches
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Dog Groomer Emeritus • Rescuer • Coffeemancer • Slytherin • 98% Normal
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15: I found a great song. Do you want to hear it?
M: Absolutely.
15: It’s called “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears.
M: *sings the entire song at the top of my lungs & dances around the living room*
15: Okay. I don’t like the song anymore.
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The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned.

And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized.

I refuse to sanitize him.
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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And today’s billionaire bullshit:
September 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.
August 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This summer has been a shit show. Bring on the Fall.
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ALT: a woman is standing in a pile of leaves with a gifwave.com watermark on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I was just listening to Kermit and Barbra Streisand’s duet of “Rainbow Connection”. I want a nice life, I want joy, I want kindness and love between us all. I’m tired of the hate. Listen to the song and try to remember what that feels like. 🐸
August 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Don’t really appreciate your tone
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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"There was gunpowder on my neck." A 10 yo who said the bullets went right past him.

MEDIA- PAY ATTENTION. YOU DO NOT PUT A CHILD WHO HAS "Gunpowder on his neck." On TV to win a rating.
NO. NO. NO. SHAME ON YOU.

There is no excuse for putting a traumatized CHILD on TV.
August 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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DO NOT PUT CHILDREN ON TV TALKING ABOUT A SHOOTING THEY JUST LIVED THROUGH

The media who do this are heartless bastards
August 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Event planning at work is just 90% of men telling me their “dietary restriction” is steak and lobster. Congrats, you’ve all unlocked the same dad-joke personality pack.
August 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Peak boomer is typing a message into the email subject line
August 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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(heard at human-inventing committee meeting) just hear me out, convert coffee into anxiety and convert lack of coffee into even more anxiety
August 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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(inventing humans) ok how can we convert coffee into anxiety
August 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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*most depressed I’ve ever been* Pepsi is fine.
August 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Meet Uni’s new coworker! :3
August 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
August 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I should probably unload this beanie baby collection before the rapture.
August 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Find your inner Audrey Good morning Blue Sky
August 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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your futures so bright you gotta wear shades. and ear plugs, you want tinnitus?
August 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
July 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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When I’m struggling, I’ve learned to set small, attainable goals.

So this week I will:
- drink more water
- eat more cookies
- sleep even less
- diarrhea
July 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM