America's 1,000,000th Matt
@suetcube.bsky.social
20something guy in Greater Boston who enjoys various topics and activities
I don't support cruises but I like the ad where Nick Offerman beats the shit out of his phone with a hamner
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I don't support cruises but I like the ad where Nick Offerman beats the shit out of his phone with a hamner
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May 2026 be a year when those who persecute, despoil and oppress the people find their power shattering on the rock of solidarity!
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
May 2026 be a year when those who persecute, despoil and oppress the people find their power shattering on the rock of solidarity!
found my original concept and remembering that AI concept art discourse from the other week lol
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
found my original concept and remembering that AI concept art discourse from the other week lol
how do furries feel about the Carfax car fox
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
how do furries feel about the Carfax car fox
Shout out to @captain-a-haf.bsky.social for this great Fish-mael art!
I envision Fish-mael as kind of the undine of a place that got turned into a beach resort. He's often on land because you can't have tiki drinks under the sea. #2 Moby Dick disliker (he wouldn't stop harshing his vibe, man)
I envision Fish-mael as kind of the undine of a place that got turned into a beach resort. He's often on land because you can't have tiki drinks under the sea. #2 Moby Dick disliker (he wouldn't stop harshing his vibe, man)
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Shout out to @captain-a-haf.bsky.social for this great Fish-mael art!
I envision Fish-mael as kind of the undine of a place that got turned into a beach resort. He's often on land because you can't have tiki drinks under the sea. #2 Moby Dick disliker (he wouldn't stop harshing his vibe, man)
I envision Fish-mael as kind of the undine of a place that got turned into a beach resort. He's often on land because you can't have tiki drinks under the sea. #2 Moby Dick disliker (he wouldn't stop harshing his vibe, man)
in somewhat of a polka mood and does anybody want to see some Chihuahuans go absolutely ape shit youtu.be/ftSxVejny1g?...
Final polka estilo Chihuahua- Adultos | Concurso de Polkas 2019 "Mtra. Rita Cobos Lugo"
YouTube video by Folklore Mexicano por Adrián Rosales
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
in somewhat of a polka mood and does anybody want to see some Chihuahuans go absolutely ape shit youtu.be/ftSxVejny1g?...
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It’s time, the list you have all been waiting for.
The Official and Definitive Weirdest Little Guys of 2025!!
The Official and Definitive Weirdest Little Guys of 2025!!
The Weirdest Little Guys in Video Games in 2025 | Restart
It's time for everyone's favorite holiday tradition. So sit back, relax, and check out the weirdest little guys in video games of 2025.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s time, the list you have all been waiting for.
The Official and Definitive Weirdest Little Guys of 2025!!
The Official and Definitive Weirdest Little Guys of 2025!!
can't wait to learn why Victor Frankenstein is drinking so much milk in this movie
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
can't wait to learn why Victor Frankenstein is drinking so much milk in this movie
may have egged one too many nogs last night
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
may have egged one too many nogs last night
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i didnt knew he was cool like that. wish there was an app where i could talk about this
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i didnt knew he was cool like that. wish there was an app where i could talk about this
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The biggest empty market basket parking lot ride yet!
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The biggest empty market basket parking lot ride yet!
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Merry Christmas
"Stop by with your hubby sometime and we'll have a Blizzard(tm)!" #snowmiser
December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Stop by with your hubby sometime and we'll have a Blizzard(tm)!" #snowmiser
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The temptation is to fete Snow Miser from “The Year Without. Santa Claus” as a gay icon for his slender Karl Lagerfeld silhouette. But Heat Miser is both a bitch and the kind of summer gay who will post Fire Island pics well into October.
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The temptation is to fete Snow Miser from “The Year Without. Santa Claus” as a gay icon for his slender Karl Lagerfeld silhouette. But Heat Miser is both a bitch and the kind of summer gay who will post Fire Island pics well into October.
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he's too much
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
he's too much
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blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
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by far the funniest use case for AI is “I use it for powerpoints because I hate making them and nobody looks at them” because it kinda sounds like the real workflow savings would be to stop making powerpoints
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
by far the funniest use case for AI is “I use it for powerpoints because I hate making them and nobody looks at them” because it kinda sounds like the real workflow savings would be to stop making powerpoints
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Canadian TV network bravely airs dissidents’ report on U.S. abuses after political commissar orders its suppression
Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Canadian TV network bravely airs dissidents’ report on U.S. abuses after political commissar orders its suppression
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burgers are obsolete. burgers are just small containers for nutrition. Soylent is a much more flexible container for nutrition. anything that can be done by a burger can be done better by Soylent
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
burgers are obsolete. burgers are just small containers for nutrition. Soylent is a much more flexible container for nutrition. anything that can be done by a burger can be done better by Soylent
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on
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In a way this is historical, you can get a feel for what it was like to be in court during the last years of a king slowly going mad from mercury poisoning or syphilis - I imagine those people frequently got invited to an airing of the grievances
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
In a way this is historical, you can get a feel for what it was like to be in court during the last years of a king slowly going mad from mercury poisoning or syphilis - I imagine those people frequently got invited to an airing of the grievances